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 Topic: {In the Barzakh} II

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  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #60 - April 07, 2009, 07:06 PM
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    Are you sure about that?


    Proof that there is no God.    mysmilie_977
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #61 - April 08, 2009, 09:55 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 06, 2009, 05:35 PM
    Awais..

     dance
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #62 - April 08, 2009, 11:47 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 07:04 PM
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

    Wow. Thank God I don't have that guy's bits! worship
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #63 - April 10, 2009, 09:07 AM
    Aragorn or legolas?

    would you ever have sex with a woman?

    what is your favourite style of fashion?

    what do you think could be done to help reduce teenage pregnancy rates in the uk?

    would you ever go out for a drink with tut?

    have you ever had a sexual dream about a member here and if so who was it?

    lasagne or liver, onions, bacon with gravy and mash?

    favourite underwear colour?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #64 - April 10, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 10, 2009, 09:07 AM
    Aragorn or legolas?


    Er...... Huh? parrot

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    would you ever have sex with a woman?


    No.

    Quote
    what is your favourite style of fashion?


    I don't really have one, but I'm glad to hear neon is back.

    Quote
    what do you think could be done to help reduce teenage pregnancy rates in the uk?


    Mass chemical castration of teenage boys.

    Quote
    would you ever go out for a drink with tut?


    Yes, if it was in a public place and I had a gun and a posse of bodyguards.

    Quote
    have you ever had a sexual dream about a member here and if so who was it?


    No.

    Quote
    lasagne or liver, onions, bacon with gravy and mash?


    Lasagne Yum Yum

    Quote
    favourite underwear colour?


    Black.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #65 - April 10, 2009, 05:52 PM
    Why is the name of this thread so fucked?

    Who do you hate most on this forum?
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #66 - April 10, 2009, 06:03 PM
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    Why is the name of this thread so fucked?


    Its the name of an Islamic thingie where you get asked questions in the grave.

    Quote
    Who do you hate most on this forum?


    As it is now passed 19:00 GMT on the 7th day after this round started, I no longer have to answer any questions.   Tongue

    Now, who will I choose to be next in the Barzakh? Thinking hard

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #67 - April 10, 2009, 06:10 PM
    OI

    Arent you gonna tell your mandem the answer?
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #68 - April 10, 2009, 06:10 PM
    I nominate Pevooyien
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #69 - April 10, 2009, 06:11 PM
    What's a mandem?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #70 - April 10, 2009, 06:12 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:11 PM
    What's a mandem?


    I thought I was impressed by your use of ghetto terminology. What happened now?

    And since you didnt answer my question, why should I answer yours?
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #71 - April 10, 2009, 06:16 PM
    If you don't answer my question I'll give you a hug.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #72 - April 10, 2009, 06:17 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:16 PM
    If you don't answer my question I'll give you a hug.


    You're chatting out your arse mate. You couldnt hug me for shit and you wouldnt want to either. So there.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #73 - April 10, 2009, 06:18 PM
    I'll give you a hug and a big sloppy kiss on the cheek.  Now answer my question before the huggage begins.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #74 - April 10, 2009, 06:21 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:18 PM
    I'll give you a hug and a big sloppy kiss on the cheek.  Now answer my question before the huggage begins.


    I'd love to see you try.  Cheesy
    Really I would. In real life. I would kick yo ass back to......somewhere. I was thinking Jalandhar but since Im a Doabi Im gonna save them from you.  Cheesy
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #75 - April 10, 2009, 06:23 PM
    Damn it, how the hell did I miss all of this, Berbs and Cheetah have both had their turns this is useless now. 
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #76 - April 10, 2009, 06:24 PM
     @MSingh    hugs Kiss

    Let that be a lesson to you, cheeky young whippersnapper.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #77 - April 10, 2009, 06:30 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:24 PM
    @MSingh    hugs Kiss

    Let that be a lesson to you, cheeky young whippersnapper.


    Sorry to burst your bubble but............fuck all happened.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #78 - April 10, 2009, 06:33 PM
    MSingh, why are we Punjabis so belligerent?
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #79 - April 10, 2009, 06:38 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on April 10, 2009, 06:33 PM
    MSingh, why are we Punjabis so belligerent?


    I really dont know. Coincidence?  Cheesy
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #80 - April 10, 2009, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 10, 2009, 06:30 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:24 PM
    @MSingh    hugs Kiss

    Let that be a lesson to you, cheeky young whippersnapper.


    Sorry to burst your bubble but............fuck all happened.


    The delayed reaction will kick in later.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #81 - April 10, 2009, 06:58 PM
    I think it might have something to do with the water. We are like the Irish of the subcontinent.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #82 - April 10, 2009, 07:01 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 10, 2009, 06:30 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 06:24 PM
    @MSingh    hugs Kiss

    Let that be a lesson to you, cheeky young whippersnapper.


    Sorry to burst your bubble but............fuck all happened.


    The delayed reaction will kick in later.


    There was no action to begin with. Massive fail. Try again.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #83 - April 10, 2009, 07:02 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on April 10, 2009, 06:58 PM
    I think it might have something to do with the water. We are like the Irish of the subcontinent.


    It must be. It's our water, no-one else's. Our state is named after it as well....sooo yeah. Could be.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #84 - April 10, 2009, 07:03 PM
    I bet you have a nightmare tonight about being chased around the place by a giant cheetah who wants to hug you.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #85 - April 10, 2009, 07:05 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 07:03 PM
    I bet you have a nightmare tonight about being chased around the place by a giant cheetah who wants to hug you.


    I bet you I wont. Ive had the worst dream Im ever going to have and you werent in it. Im sorry.

    You used to be good at arguments. What happened?
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #86 - April 10, 2009, 07:08 PM
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    Ive had the worst dream Im ever going to have.....


    That's what you think.   signmuahaha
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #87 - April 10, 2009, 07:09 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 07:08 PM
    Quote
    Ive had the worst dream Im ever going to have.....


    That's what you think.   signmuahaha


    That's what I know. I find the image of you hugging me nothing compared to that dream. So there.

    You used to be good at arguments. What happened?
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #88 - April 10, 2009, 07:12 PM
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    I find the image of you hugging me nothing compared to that dream. So there.


    Have you ever seen Nightmare on Elm Street?  That's the kind of "hug" I give when I appear in peoples nightmares.  It'll be nightmare on M street later. 

    Quote
    You used to be good at arguments. What happened?


    I'm not arguing, just giving you fair warning.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: {In the Barzakh} II
     Reply #89 - April 10, 2009, 07:15 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 10, 2009, 07:12 PM
    Quote
    I find the image of you hugging me nothing compared to that dream. So there.


    Have you ever seen Nightmare on Elm Street?  That's the kind of "hug" I give when I appear in peoples nightmares.  It'll be nightmare on M street later. 

    Quote
    You used to be good at arguments. What happened?


    I'm not arguing, just giving you fair warning.


    Never seen it and wont. And I dont care, you wont beat that dream. Get over it.

    Im gonna ignore the last part of your respons because it was so lame.
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