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  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #90 - April 07, 2009, 05:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 05:29 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 07, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 05:07 PM
    If you two ever decide to actually give it a go, just for scientific curiousity mind you, would it be too much to ask that you both dress up in Gladiator apparel?  Tongue

    That would really get me hot.  whistling2


    Only if you and Cheetah fight each other in leather bikinis and go-go boots. Be sure to get all sweaty.


    Sure, but you two go first since it was my initial propsal.   cool2


    How bout we all fight at once, then maybe it can turn into group sex. But Biaxident better watch where his fingers go in the group grope.
    fuck you
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #91 - April 07, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 04:56 PM


    That would be better than the affection act you're throwing. lol


    Give me a break. You know I like you as more than a punching bag. You can be a 'Man' and actually care about someone. Now give me a hug.  whistling2


    I would prefer you think of me as a punching bag. I wont givs ya a hug


    Nope, not gonna...Don't make me pull on your hair.  dance
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #92 - April 07, 2009, 05:37 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 07, 2009, 05:35 PM

    How bout we all fight at once, then maybe it can turn into group sex. But Biaxident better watch where his fingers go in the group grope.


     Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #93 - April 07, 2009, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 04:56 PM


    That would be better than the affection act you're throwing. lol


    Give me a break. You know I like you as more than a punching bag. You can be a 'Man' and actually care about someone. Now give me a hug.  whistling2


    I would prefer you think of me as a punching bag. I wont givs ya a hug


    Nope, not gonna...Don't make me pull on your hair.  dance


    Dont you mean turban?
    And you will think of me as a punching bag.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #94 - April 07, 2009, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 07, 2009, 05:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 05:29 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 07, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 05:07 PM
    If you two ever decide to actually give it a go, just for scientific curiousity mind you, would it be too much to ask that you both dress up in Gladiator apparel?  Tongue

    That would really get me hot.  whistling2


    Only if you and Cheetah fight each other in leather bikinis and go-go boots. Be sure to get all sweaty.


    Sure, but you two go first since it was my initial propsal.   cool2


    How bout we all fight at once, then maybe it can turn into group sex. But Biaxident better watch where his fingers go in the group grope.


    I'll wear the gladiator stuff, but I expect spoils. And Q, no worries.  Cheesy
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #95 - April 07, 2009, 05:39 PM
    Quote
    Who would win a fight between Biaxident and Cheetah?


    Biaxident.  Since I'm a 7 stone weakling I would land a punch, bounce off, fall over and knock myself out.   Cry

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #96 - April 07, 2009, 05:40 PM
    This gives me an idea. I need to boost the old home security if Im gonna be throwing my home address around. lol
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #97 - April 07, 2009, 06:16 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 07, 2009, 05:39 PM
    Quote
    Who would win a fight between Biaxident and Cheetah?


    Biaxident.  Since I'm a 7 stone weakling I would land a punch, bounce off, fall over and knock myself out.   Cry




    Maybe, but I would pick you up, make you comfortable, then make sure you were okay.  Smiley
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #98 - April 07, 2009, 06:16 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:34 PM
    No worries, I understand that. I avoid hospitals if at all possible, since the last time I was in the E.R. they couldn't figure out why the 2x4 the guy hit me with didn't fracture my skull and jaw. Just a long cut along my neck from the nail sticking out. I figured I was pushing my luck.


    See, this confirms my suspicions you'd probably win in a fight between the two of us. When I got hit with a pipe in the jaw, it fractured in two places. Dropped down so far when I looked in the car sideview mirror afterwards, although there was plenty of blood all over my shirt, what was missing was my teeth. I frantically looked all over the pavement for my teeth, remembering an old GI Joe PSA that said if you lose a tooth in an accident, take it to the ER with you because maybe they can put it back in. Of course, later I realized I hadn't actually lost any teeth when I was shown the X-Ray. Stayed in the hospital for almost two weeks.

    Rehab was the fuckin worst. Jaw wired shut for 3 fuckin months. As a friend joked to me "You can't even east pussy through a straw!". Then when it finally came off my jaw muscles were all atrophied and I couldn't chew solid food. I literally had to retrain myself to chew food. I still had trouble eating pizza almost a year afterwards (cheese would always go everywhere). Even today sometimes I get a charley horse in my jaw when I yawn, and sometimes the metal plate in my jaw will set off metal detectors.

    That was in '98-- you'd think I woulda learned my lesson from that, but apparently I had to go through a few more lessons (including being tasered by the cops) before I wised up and calmed down. Funny enough when my jaw was broken there was a copious amount of blood on my shirt and pants, and my mother was able to get it all out, which was great because it was my favorite shirt-- I guess all that experience washing blood out of my clothes from previous fights and accidents came in handy. Smiley
    fuck you
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #99 - April 07, 2009, 06:17 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 07, 2009, 05:39 PM
    Quote
    Who would win a fight between Biaxident and Cheetah?


    Biaxident.  Since I'm a 7 stone weakling I would land a punch, bounce off, fall over and knock myself out.   Cry




    Cool, we'll just skip right ahead to the group sex, then.
    fuck you
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #100 - April 07, 2009, 06:24 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 04:56 PM


    That would be better than the affection act you're throwing. lol


    Give me a break. You know I like you as more than a punching bag. You can be a 'Man' and actually care about someone. Now give me a hug.  whistling2


    I would prefer you think of me as a punching bag. I wont givs ya a hug


    Nope, not gonna...Don't make me pull on your hair.  dance


    Dont you mean turban?
    And you will think of me as a punching bag.


    Nope, the first thing I would do, would be to knock it off. I figure you're probably vain when it comes to your hair.

    And you can't make me. razz
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #101 - April 07, 2009, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:24 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 04:56 PM


    That would be better than the affection act you're throwing. lol


    Give me a break. You know I like you as more than a punching bag. You can be a 'Man' and actually care about someone. Now give me a hug.  whistling2


    I would prefer you think of me as a punching bag. I wont givs ya a hug


    Nope, not gonna...Don't make me pull on your hair.  dance


    Dont you mean turban?
    And you will think of me as a punching bag.


    Nope, the first thing I would do, would be to knock it off. I figure you're probably vain when it comes to your hair.

    And you can't make me. razz


    If you knock off my turban Ill knock off your head.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #102 - April 07, 2009, 06:26 PM
    Quote from: Q-Man on April 07, 2009, 06:16 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:34 PM
    No worries, I understand that. I avoid hospitals if at all possible, since the last time I was in the E.R. they couldn't figure out why the 2x4 the guy hit me with didn't fracture my skull and jaw. Just a long cut along my neck from the nail sticking out. I figured I was pushing my luck.


    See, this confirms my suspicions you'd probably win in a fight between the two of us. When I got hit with a pipe in the jaw, it fractured in two places. Dropped down so far when I looked in the car sideview mirror afterwards, although there was plenty of blood all over my shirt, what was missing was my teeth. I frantically looked all over the pavement for my teeth, remembering an old GI Joe PSA that said if you lose a tooth in an accident, take it to the ER with you because maybe they can put it back in. Of course, later I realized I hadn't actually lost any teeth when I was shown the X-Ray. Stayed in the hospital for almost two weeks.

    Rehab was the fuckin worst. Jaw wired shut for 3 fuckin months. As a friend joked to me "You can't even east pussy through a straw!". Then when it finally came off my jaw muscles were all atrophied and I couldn't chew solid food. I literally had to retrain myself to chew food. I still had trouble eating pizza almost a year afterwards (cheese would always go everywhere). Even today sometimes I get a charley horse in my jaw when I yawn, and sometimes the metal plate in my jaw will set off metal detectors.

    That was in '98-- you'd think I woulda learned my lesson from that, but apparently I had to go through a few more lessons (including being tasered by the cops) before I wised up and calmed down. Funny enough when my jaw was broken there was a copious amount of blood on my shirt and pants, and my mother was able to get it all out, which was great because it was my favorite shirt-- I guess all that experience washing blood out of my clothes from previous fights and accidents came in handy. Smiley


    Hmmmm... I always picked my fights. When possible.  grin12

    And I agree, lets just skip to the fun stuff.  Cheesy
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #103 - April 07, 2009, 06:27 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:24 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 04:56 PM


    That would be better than the affection act you're throwing. lol


    Give me a break. You know I like you as more than a punching bag. You can be a 'Man' and actually care about someone. Now give me a hug.  whistling2


    I would prefer you think of me as a punching bag. I wont givs ya a hug


    Nope, not gonna...Don't make me pull on your hair.  dance


    Dont you mean turban?
    And you will think of me as a punching bag.


    Nope, the first thing I would do, would be to knock it off. I figure you're probably vain when it comes to your hair.

    And you can't make me. razz


    If you knock off my turban Ill knock off your head.


    I KNEW it.  Hehehehehe... 

    You'll try anyway.  Wink  grin12
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #104 - April 07, 2009, 06:31 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:27 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:24 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:38 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 05:01 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 04:56 PM


    That would be better than the affection act you're throwing. lol


    Give me a break. You know I like you as more than a punching bag. You can be a 'Man' and actually care about someone. Now give me a hug.  whistling2


    I would prefer you think of me as a punching bag. I wont givs ya a hug


    Nope, not gonna...Don't make me pull on your hair.  dance


    Dont you mean turban?
    And you will think of me as a punching bag.


    Nope, the first thing I would do, would be to knock it off. I figure you're probably vain when it comes to your hair.

    And you can't make me. razz


    If you knock off my turban Ill knock off your head.


    I KNEW it.  Hehehehehe... 

    You'll try anyway.  Wink  grin12


    You'll try to as well.  Wink
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #105 - April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #106 - April 07, 2009, 06:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.


    Stirring the shit again I see.  Cheesy
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #107 - April 07, 2009, 06:37 PM
     Angelic
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #108 - April 07, 2009, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.


    So what are we going to do with Q-Man while them two are fighting?  devil girl
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #109 - April 07, 2009, 06:38 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 07, 2009, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.


    So what are we going to do with Q-Man while them two are fighting?  devil girl


    Special referee.  Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #110 - April 07, 2009, 06:39 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 07, 2009, 06:37 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.


    So what are we going to do with Q-Man while them two are fighting?  devil girl


    Double team naked mud wrestling?  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #111 - April 07, 2009, 06:40 PM
    With a group grope thrown in.   Smiley
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #112 - April 07, 2009, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on April 07, 2009, 06:40 PM
    With a group grope thrown in.   Smiley


    I'm game, whoohoo.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #113 - April 07, 2009, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 06:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.


    Stirring the shit again I see.  Cheesy


    I thought I smelled something funky... vomit

     whistling2
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #114 - April 07, 2009, 06:43 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 06:35 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:34 PM
    In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping "1000 stone of pure muscle is Kill you biaxident".

    In the blue corner weighing in at a less, but still impressive 999 Stone, is M singh K for kill"

    Ding ding ding.


    Stirring the shit again I see.  Cheesy


    I thought I smelled something funky... vomit

     whistling2


    Funky? That's a bit of a different way of seeing it.  Cheesy
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #115 - April 07, 2009, 06:44 PM
    MSK...you go to town on me.  I'll be watching the mud wrestling and groping.

    Proceed ladies.  Phwoar


    Oh yes, MSK let me know when your done. I want to wipe the blood from your broken knuckles off afterward.  Smiley
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #116 - April 07, 2009, 06:45 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:44 PM
    MSK...you go to town on me.  I'll be watching the mud wrestling and groping.

    Proceed ladies.  Phwoar


    What if I floored you and you couldn't see it when you're seeing stars.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #117 - April 07, 2009, 06:46 PM
     Cheesy   it will have to wait til later, I'm logging off in 15 because I've barely left this pc since I woke up.  lipsrsealed
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #118 - April 07, 2009, 06:47 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on April 07, 2009, 06:45 PM
    Quote from: Biaxident on April 07, 2009, 06:44 PM
    MSK...you go to town on me.  I'll be watching the mud wrestling and groping.

    Proceed ladies.  Phwoar


    What if I floored you and you couldn't see it when you're seeing stars.


    Not gonna happen.
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Gunshots?
     Reply #119 - April 07, 2009, 06:47 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on April 07, 2009, 06:46 PM
    Cheesy   it will have to wait til later, I'm logging off in 15 because I've barely left this pc since I woke up.  lipsrsealed



     bullshit

    I want my money back!!     Cheesy
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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