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 Topic: Do women watch porn?

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  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #150 - July 15, 2010, 10:00 AM

    lol iron shirts?  Cheesy

    shirts?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



    I was thinking of this sort of shirts

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #151 - July 15, 2010, 10:01 AM

    No, it's not sweet, it's not childish. Before I go on, I have read the four books out of curiosity. Twilight is just terrible. It's simply the fantasies of an unpopular girl with a very conservative christian upbringing and a real problem with women. Bella is vapid, annoying, helpless and the anti-thesis of a strong woman. Edward is... beautiful, yeah, we hear that 52721351 times per page, but he's also creepy and controling and borderline abusive. Their relationship is definitely not something young impressionable girls should look up to (I am speaking out of concern. My little sister is obsessed with the series and her boyfriend is a douche and she puts up with his bullshit).

    Other than that, the writing is just plain horrible and it's boring to tears, except the last book which is just awesome because of all the creepiness and gross stuff that happen.  That Stephenie Meyer broad should be shot in the face, though.


    Well Edward does realise he is being controlling in the end. Tongue

    I understand what you're saying Naerys but to me, it's a sweet story, it's love-sick and juvenile, nothing more.  I'm old enough to find it cute and it doesn't leave a lasting impression on me. Tongue


    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #152 - July 15, 2010, 10:05 AM

    Berbs, didn't you promise you were going to read A Song of Ice and Fire series? Angry


    I did, I've been distracted though lol.  I will do it, just as soon as I finish all the True blood books.   parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #153 - July 15, 2010, 10:06 AM

    I know, Pariah, and I understand that, but you're an adult woman and you're not the main target of those books. Little 12 year-olds are.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #154 - July 15, 2010, 10:08 AM

    I did, I've been distracted though lol.  I will do it, just as soon as I finish all the True blood books.   parrot


    What, all ten of them?  finmad

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #155 - July 15, 2010, 10:08 AM

    I have the 9 of them, didn't know there was a 10th.   Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #156 - July 15, 2010, 10:10 AM

    I know, Pariah, and I understand that, but you're an adult woman and you're not the main target of those books. Little 12 year-olds are.


    I know, after indulging in my love for pasty vampires, I do feel a tad guilty. Shocked

    My niece reads them and I've already told her what's what and she's been clever and taken it on board.

    What, all ten of them?  finmad


    I'm on the 10th book.  Embarrassed

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #157 - July 15, 2010, 10:18 AM

    I have the 9 of them, didn't know there was a 10th.   Cheesy


    Read the second, then stop and pick up Game of Thrones. YOU HAVE TO!!!

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #158 - July 15, 2010, 10:19 AM

     Cheesy  Yes mistress.  hiding

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #159 - July 15, 2010, 10:42 AM

    I was thinking of this sort of shirts (Clicky for piccy!)


    I wear those sometimes, only with like a suit though and trousers to match.. if i wear shirts, they're unformal ones
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #160 - July 15, 2010, 10:47 AM

    Well, do you iron them?

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #161 - July 15, 2010, 11:09 AM

    casual shirts? no not really, only if they are mega wrinkly, i think it looks better with a few wrinkles on them, that messy look goes well with jeans

    i hate ironing btw so boring
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #162 - July 15, 2010, 11:11 AM

    I MEANT THE DRESS SHIRTS!

    I hate ironing, too. I can't even do it properly. My mother is always nagging me about how no man will want a wife who can't iron, and how 'a man's shirt is the thing people will judge you about, as a woman'. O RLY?

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #163 - July 15, 2010, 11:13 AM

    LOL.

    I never iron guys, like never.  I am anal about drying my clothes properly so that there is no crease to begin with.  I also refrain from buying material which are stupid and need ironing.

    So Naerys, tell your mama iron ain't so important to find a guy. Tongue

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #164 - July 15, 2010, 11:13 AM

    lol must be an algerian thing, never come across that here.. but yeah i iron dress shirts
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #165 - July 15, 2010, 11:42 AM

    LOL.

    I never iron guys, like never.  I am anal about drying my clothes properly so that there is no crease to begin with.  I also refrain from buying material which are stupid and need ironing.

    So Naerys, tell your mama iron ain't so important to find a guy. Tongue


    Same, I don't iron, I hate it lol I'm good at it, parents trained me well but I hate chores, chores are boring.  One life, I do not want to waste it doing chores.

    However unlike you I don;t think about things like material, or how to dry it to avoid wrinkles.  If I'm stupid enough to buy something that I can't be arsed to iron (trust me this happens alot), then it gets folded after it's washed, and I won'r wear it again, until that once a year moment that I think "I really want to wear that top/dress/shirt/suit".

    I have an iron, it gets brought out for those rare moments. 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #166 - July 15, 2010, 11:56 AM


    Women & Porn ------> ironing shirts in 7 pages  Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #167 - July 15, 2010, 11:57 AM

    Same, I don't iron, I hate it lol I'm good at it, parents trained me well but I hate chores, chores are boring.  One life, I do not want to waste it doing chores.

    However unlike you I don;t think about things like material, or how to dry it to avoid wrinkles.  If I'm stupid enough to buy something that I can't be arsed to iron (trust me this happens alot), then it gets folded after it's washed, and I won'r wear it again, until that once a year moment that I think "I really want to wear that top/dress/shirt/suit".

    I have an iron, it gets brought out for those rare moments.  


    Lol I do seldomly make an error and buy the wrong material and then I do as you do.  I can't remember the last time I used an iron. Tongue

    Hehe I have lots of blouses which never get worn, they're tucked away somewhere. Tongue

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #168 - July 15, 2010, 12:00 PM

    Women & Porn ------> ironing shirts in 7 pages  Grin


    Lmao

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #169 - July 15, 2010, 12:02 PM

    Berbs, you lot just perpetuated every stereotype of women I had  Grin

    Women watching porn or having sex, thinking about the ironing and washing  Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #170 - July 15, 2010, 12:04 PM

    Naerys and Blackdog started it, not me.  I'm just following the conversation.  Grin

    I don't want to iron a shirt, I want to damage one in the process of removing it from a man, and a have a maid to sort out the mess afterwards lol.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #171 - July 15, 2010, 12:06 PM

    To my defence Naerys started it, I was just answering her question. Her other point was if I cooked Grin
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #172 - July 15, 2010, 12:07 PM

    Quote
    I don't want to iron a shirt, I want to damage one in the process of removing it from a man, and a have a maid to sort out the mess afterwards lol.

     

    I agree with that fantasy, except for the maid part. In my story, the maid undresses and joins the fun.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #173 - July 15, 2010, 12:17 PM

    To my defence Naerys started it


    You're such an asshole

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #174 - July 15, 2010, 12:17 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #175 - July 15, 2010, 12:52 PM

      jawdrop  You people are scary...     

    P.S. I use an iron to warm up cold pancakes and waffles...

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #176 - July 15, 2010, 12:57 PM

    i hate ironing btw so boring


    I actually don't mind it if the clothes are my own... 

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #177 - July 15, 2010, 03:33 PM

    I quite enjoyed the books, they appealed to the kid in me lol and yeah, I did want to smack Bella in the face loads of time for the same reasons, but me, I will read anything to do with supernatural/fantasy, and I will watch anything, no matter how crap (ok maybe some stuff I wouldn't) that is in those genres.

    I think Edward is too pale, too skinny, no sense of humour, too formal, too stuffy, too silently broody, and pretty much too glittery for me.

    Give me buff werewolf guy anyday.  I'd be a pack bitch anyday.  Grin




    I recommend the earth's children series
    of all the romance novels I've ever read
    these command them all

    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #178 - July 15, 2010, 03:39 PM

    I MEANT THE DRESS SHIRTS!

    I hate ironing, too. I can't even do it properly. My mother is always nagging me about how no man will want a wife who can't iron, and how 'a man's shirt is the thing people will judge you about, as a woman'. O RLY?


    crock oh shit
    men are like dogs
    you feed them they never go away
    the way to a man's heart is through his stomach
    if you can cook good, you're set

    Sex booze and rock&roll
    you know
    the finer things in life
  • Re: Do women watch porn?
     Reply #179 - July 15, 2010, 06:24 PM

    I can't cook. Well, I have some basic knowledge of how to make a basic meal, but that's about it. My boyfriend can cook, and he enjoys it. We have a deal that I'll do all the cleaning/laundry if he takes care of the food  grin12

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
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