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  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #30 - May 11, 2009, 03:49 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 11, 2009, 03:34 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:17 PM

    "Whoso seeketh as religion other than Islam it will not be from him, and he will be a loser in the Hereafter." 3:85

    I rejected Islam because its against the things I've mentioned in my first question. Those are things that Quran finds permissible/advocates. So it doesn't matter if I lived my life being good, because I rejected Islam, I'll be one of the losers in the afterlife.



    You cant speak FOR something you dont know.

    Its like reading a medical book and interpreting it.

    You would be a fool if you did that.

    Therefore, you would go and ask a doctor to confirm if you have indeed read it properly or misunderstood what it says.

    This is basic common sense.



    Okay then sheikh Rayback, interpret that verse for me. What DOES it mean, other than what can be taken literally?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #31 - May 11, 2009, 03:50 PM
    Quote from: awais on May 11, 2009, 03:24 PM
    If Allah is real, doesn't necessarily mean he'd be as Mo described him. Tongue


    Then he'd probably be even more incompetent.  Cheesy
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #32 - May 11, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:49 PM

    Okay then sheikh Rayback, interpret that verse for me. What DOES it mean, other than what can be taken literally?


    It is talking to muslims experts.

    It is not addressed to ordinary people like you.




    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #33 - May 11, 2009, 04:04 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 11, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:49 PM

    Okay then sheikh Rayback, interpret that verse for me. What DOES it mean, other than what can be taken literally?


    It is talking to muslims experts.

    It is not addressed to ordinary people like you.



    So Islam is sort of a V.I.P religion then? Ordinary Muslims won't face hell if they personally reject Islam as long as they don't become experts in the religion?
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #34 - May 11, 2009, 09:40 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:52 AM
    I always hear both Christians and Muslim saying something in the nature of "You'll know once you're dead and standing before him"

    This got me thinking, if Allah can judge us by asking us questions about our lives, shouldn't we be able to do the same about him? Given that he wants to be called Omnibenevolent and all?

    So after my death, if I find myself standing before Allah waiting for him to give me his eternal sentencing, these are the following questions I'd ask Allah:

    - I have lived a good life. I never killed anyone for disagreeing with me, questioning me, or holding an opinion about me. Furthermore, I was against slavery, polygamy, marital rape, senseless murder, and homophobia for I was in complete support for human rights. I saw the value in education, thus I scrutinized the belief in something without proper evidence. Now Allah, if I'm wrong for advocating human rights, and I'm being sent to hell because of it, then I must ask, who sends you to hell for advocating the things I've mentioned which are found to be permissible in your holy book?

    - If women should be covered from head to toe because you were afraid they'd be the victims of men's lust, then why make men be attracted to woman's physical beauty in the first place?

    - Why did you hide yourself from man? If you wanted the best for us, and wanted us to stop fighting over religions, why not simply present yourself to us to end the confusion?

    - If you are all knowing, then why give man free will, create hell, and threaten him of hell? Didn't you know how a person would live their life completely even before the person was born? Likewise, how can you then also call yourself all merciful?

    Post any questions you'd like to ask if you found out he exists. It doesn't have to be to Allah only, it can be to Yahweh as well.


    This is the answer I would expect:


    "Because I am the Devil."
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #35 - May 11, 2009, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 04:09 AM
    Quote from: Suprah on May 11, 2009, 03:58 AM
    I'd give Allah the finger and say "do what you want to do, you incompetent egotistical bastard. fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. For all you have done to humanity, I am glad I dont need to bow down to your ass any more. Do what you want to do, and shove your Holy Shit up your ass"  bunny


    That's very poetic man.


    There's a lot of us out there who think just like that.  Looks like the Big "A" or Big "G" (whichever) is going to have a big problem on its hands.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #36 - May 11, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on May 11, 2009, 02:30 PM
    @ Tommy,

    While I would love to ask Allah\Yahweh all that you say you'd ask him+ I'd ask Jesus what exactly he sacrificed as an Eternal God by being crucified for 3 days(a trifle for a God), if Allah\YHWH turned out to be real, I guess asking him anything would simply increase his fury, I'd grovel for his mercy & hope he'd put me in Heaven, or at least limbo, while I am reasonably brave or consider myself so, I don't want to be tortured for Eternity! no

    All my bravado is based on the assumption that Allah isn't real!

    Being one of 72 virgins sounds like torture too :( Islam does not offer much to women, even in paradise.


    In islam, paradise and hell would have to be the same place in order for all the bits to fall together:

    It is heaven for men because they get to party and fuck for all eternity.
    It is hell for women because they get treated worse than when they were alive.
    It is entertainment for allah to watch all the little creations squirm.



  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #37 - May 11, 2009, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: Rashna on May 11, 2009, 02:51 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 11, 2009, 02:36 PM
    Being one of 72 virgins sounds like torture too :( Islam does not offer much to women, even in paradise.


    Well, it seems better than being burnt forever!

    It depends on the type of man I'm required to f*** I guess, but there's this hadith:

    The Prophet said, "A wound which a Muslim receives in Allah's cause will appear on the Day of Resurrection as it was at the time of infliction; blood will be flowing from the wound and its color will be that of the blood but will smell like musk."

    I won't like have sex with just anyone, & certainly not with someone who looks like this!  vomit




    You and the other 71 chicks.  What's this thing with walking around in paradise all slashed and hacked to pieces?  And what about those 'tards that blew themselves up?  How will they appear?

    Most notions of heaven have it that the residents will either be restored to their original appearance (at what stage in life?) or actually improved upon (by whose standards?)

    Looks like Mo dropped the ball on this one, too.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #38 - May 11, 2009, 10:20 PM
    Quote from: awais on May 11, 2009, 03:24 PM
    If Allah is real, doesn't necessarily mean he'd be as Mo described him. Tongue


    If ANY god is real, it would probably be something we simply could not imagine.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #39 - May 11, 2009, 10:22 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 11, 2009, 03:54 PM
    Quote from: Tommy on May 11, 2009, 03:49 PM

    Okay then sheikh Rayback, interpret that verse for me. What DOES it mean, other than what can be taken literally?


    It is talking to muslims experts.

    It is not addressed to ordinary people like you.



    So you're saying that the koran is not for ordinary people to read?
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #40 - May 12, 2009, 11:02 AM
    They can read it. But not everything applies to them.
    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #41 - May 12, 2009, 11:04 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 11:02 AM
    They can read it. But not everything applies to them.


    Where does it state that line is for experts?
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #42 - May 12, 2009, 11:11 AM
    Do you think it should have been stated next to every line as to who that line is for?

    Is that your level of thought?

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #43 - May 12, 2009, 11:13 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 11:11 AM
    Do you think it should have been stated next to every line as to who that line is for?

    Is that your level of thought?

    It would be helpful especially in a book that states it's word is clear (indicating anyone should be able to understand it).

    Where does the Quran indicate certain parts of it are for experts?
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #44 - May 12, 2009, 11:22 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 12, 2009, 11:13 AM

    It would be helpful especially in a book that states it's word is clear (indicating anyone should be able to understand it).



    Anyone?

    You wish. 

    However, fortunately, God does not address the idiots.

    He has His reasons.

    I think I know what they are.   Wink

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #45 - May 12, 2009, 11:22 AM
    There are no decent pancake recipes in the Quran, hence it is worthless. That is all. cool2
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #46 - May 12, 2009, 11:24 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 11:22 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 12, 2009, 11:13 AM

    It would be helpful especially in a book that states it's word is clear (indicating anyone should be able to understand it).

    Anyone?

    You wish. 

    However, fortunately, God does not address the idiots.

    He has His reasons.

    I think I know what they are.   Wink

    What rayback means is that he thinks he knows what god's reasons are but he's not sure, because god has never addressed him.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #47 - May 12, 2009, 11:34 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on May 12, 2009, 11:24 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 11:22 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 12, 2009, 11:13 AM

    It would be helpful especially in a book that states it's word is clear (indicating anyone should be able to understand it).

    Anyone?

    You wish. 

    However, fortunately, God does not address the idiots.

    He has His reasons.

    I think I know what they are.   Wink

    What rayback means is that he thinks he knows what god's reasons are but he's not sure, because god has never addressed him.

    God doesn't address idiots I guess Tongue
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #48 - May 12, 2009, 11:39 AM
    You learnt something today.

    So, dont waste your time with God's Book.

    You are not worthy of it.

    It will roast you.

     yes
    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #49 - May 12, 2009, 11:44 AM
    What about a recipe for a baked spud then? 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #50 - May 12, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 11:39 AM
    You learnt something today.

    So, dont waste your time with God's Book.

    You are not worthy of it.

    It will roast you.

     yes


    Does it also roast pancakes? It's not god's book unless it can make decent pancakes.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #51 - May 12, 2009, 11:52 AM
    You could do lamb shanks if it'll roast stuff. Roasted pancakes are no good but lamb shanks rock.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #52 - May 12, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 11:39 AM
    You learnt something today.

    So, dont waste your time with God's Book.

    You are not worthy of it.

    It will roast you.

     yes



    If we are not worthy, why are you here? Feeding your ego with our pancakes, much?
  • Re: The Questions I'd ask Allah after death
     Reply #53 - May 13, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Im not a book.  Wink
    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
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