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OP - June 03, 2009, 06:23 PM

Hey guys, you ever notice that when you're getting frequent, vigorous sex over an extended period of time (weeks, months, etc.), your limp penis tends to be larger than when you haven't been having regular sex for an extended period of time? Or is this just me? My theory is that the various orifices act as a sort of natural penis pump. Maybe I should purchase a penis pump and do a controlled experiment.

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Re: Penis question
Reply #1 - June 03, 2009, 06:39 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on June 03, 2009, 06:23 PM
Maybe I should purchase a penis pump and do a controlled experiment.

You should, but your opinion could be biased, I think you should forward some video notes or picture notes of the experiment in progress, to me for an unbiased opinion.

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Reply #2 - June 03, 2009, 06:48 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on June 03, 2009, 06:39 PM
You should, but your opinion could be biased, I think you should forward some video notes or picture notes of the experiment in progress, to me for an unbiased opinion.

Yeah, just what I need circulating in cyberspace-- a video of me in a white lab coat furiously pumping my penis, taking out a tape measure, then scribbling notes down on a clipboard.

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Reply #3 - June 03, 2009, 06:52 PM

It's all irrelevant right now. I'm not getting any. But my Ex is.

So who cares.

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Reply #4 - June 03, 2009, 06:57 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on June 03, 2009, 06:48 PM
Yeah, just what I need circulating in cyberspace-- a video of me in a white lab coat furiously pumping my penis, taking out a tape measure, then scribbling notes down on a clipboard.

You have my word it would be totally discreet.

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Reply #5 - June 03, 2009, 06:58 PM

Quote from: Biaxident on June 03, 2009, 06:52 PM
It's all irrelevant right now. I'm not getting any. But my Ex is.

So who cares.

Me neither.

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Reply #6 - June 03, 2009, 06:59 PM

Quote from: Biaxident on June 03, 2009, 06:52 PM
It's all irrelevant right now. I'm not getting any. But my Ex is.

So who cares.

Your ex may not love you, but rest assured your penis does. You may beat him every night, but he still stands to attention when you stroke him, then gets so excited he pukes. The only issue is when he goes on a bender, gets way too drunk and passes out right when you need him the most. Damn you, wake up! Bad penis! Bad, bad penis!

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Reply #7 - June 03, 2009, 06:59 PM

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Reply #8 - June 03, 2009, 07:41 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on June 03, 2009, 06:57 PM
You have my word it would be totally discreet.

Okay, but you have to send me sexually explicit images and videos of yourself first, because ummm...well it's for science, I just can't give you the details because it's a top secret project, but trust me-- it's for science, baby!

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Reply #9 - June 07, 2009, 07:06 AM

Quote from: Q-Man on June 03, 2009, 06:23 PM
frequent, vigorous sex over an extended period of time (weeks, months, etc.)

Erm... You lost me here!

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Reply #10 - June 07, 2009, 07:25 AM

I think it is true, it is what Darwin's original theory of evolution suggested long ago!!!

The use and disuse theory!

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Reply #11 - June 08, 2009, 12:15 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on June 03, 2009, 06:23 PM
Hey guys, you ever notice that when you're getting frequent, vigorous sex over an extended period of time (weeks, months, etc.), your limp penis tends to be larger than when you haven't been having regular sex for an extended period of time? Or is this just me? My theory is that the various orifices act as a sort of natural penis pump. Maybe I should purchase a penis pump and do a controlled experiment.

Excellent test. And to have a meaningful experiment, we will set up 2 groups. One group to work furiously on pumps, and One group to furiously work on various orifices. We can even setup double-blind experiments if some of the owners of orifices are particularly ugly.

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Reply #12 - June 08, 2009, 12:54 PM

I've found it to be better represented limp when it gets a frequent work out

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Reply #13 - June 09, 2009, 06:43 PM

Quote from: RIBS on June 07, 2009, 07:25 AM
I think it is true, it is what Darwin's original theory of evolution suggested long ago!!!

The use and disuse theory!

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I should add that if not used at all, it might actually fall off!!

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Reply #14 - June 09, 2009, 10:35 PM

Quote from: RIBS on June 09, 2009, 06:43 PM

I should add that if not used at all, it might actually fall off!!

It might also fall off if the orifice is too tight.

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Reply #15 - May 05, 2014, 11:31 PM

I've heard that it's bigger or smaller depending on how often you have sex. Honestly I notice more when it's hot or cold. I should take pics in summer and winter for comparison.

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Reply #16 - May 06, 2014, 01:04 AM

Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on June 03, 2009, 06:23 PM
frequent, vigorous sex over an extended period of time (weeks, months, etc.)

What’s that then?
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