You have GOT to give me the source for that, I dont even care if it is in one of the lesser hadith, its defo going in my collection.
P.S You even get my nomination for joker of the month next month for this little wonder
I am sorry Islame, I have just seen your reply to my post:
Question:
When a man wants to have intercourse with his wife, he should say what the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) enjoined: ?Allaahumma jannibna al-shaytaan?? My question is: should the woman say that too?
Answer:
Praise be to Allaah.
Thus du?aa? is prescribed for the man when he wants to have intercourse with his wife, because of the hadeeth of Ibn ?Abbaas (may Allaah be pleased with him): ?When any one of you want to have intercourse with his wife, let him say, ?Bismillaah, jannibnaa al-shaytaan wa jannib al-Shaytaan ma razaqtana (In the name of Allaah. Keep the Shaytaan away from us and from what You bestow upon us).? Then if it is decreed that they should have a child, the Shaytaan will never be able to harm him.? Agreed upon.
It was narrated by the authors of al-Sunan and others. But if she says this du?aa? too, there is nothing wrong with that, because the basic principle is that it is not just for the man. And Allaah is the Source of strength.
Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa?imah (19/356).
And Allah knows best.
.... And for the Penis part, I can confirm that I heard that with my own ears long time ago by a respected Sheik on TV, can't remember when and which channel!! .... He may be trying to scare people by using his imagination knowing how jealous Arabs and Muslims are and the mere thought of Shatan (Satan) fucking the GF or the W (threesome that is!) might have been a real nightmare to that sheik!!
Beware how stupid Mullahs say: And Allah Knows Best after each crap they utter! I think this is funny too!! As if they are saying, well if you think this is twisted or weird, that is what Allah have said!! Dare challenge that if you can?
