Release Your Muslim Slave & Save Your Private Parts from Hellfire!

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Release Your Muslim Slave & Save Your Private Parts from Hellfire!
OP - June 14, 2009, 01:08 PM

Scared of your genitals being burned by Allah's Hellfire?

Scared that out private parts are going to be burned by Allah & He'll give fresh skin as soon as one skin burns away?

Fear not folks, fear not-there's a remedy, suggested by Allah Himself!

Here's the remedy:

Sahih Bukhari
Volume 8, Book 79, Number 706:
Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "If somebody manumits a Muslim slave, Allah will save from the Fire every part of his body for freeing the corresponding parts of the slave's body, even his private parts will be saved from the Fire because of freeing the slave's private parts."

So buy a Muslim slave(can't be a Trinitarian Xtian, Jewish or idolater, won't have the same results! ), then release him & your private parts are safe!

World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
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Re: Release Your Muslim Slave & Save Your Private Parts from Hellfire!
Reply #1 - June 14, 2009, 01:10 PM

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: Release Your Muslim Slave & Save Your Private Parts from Hellfire!
Reply #2 - June 15, 2009, 07:09 AM

Hey what about all the eunuchs that used to be used as slaves in Islamic regions? No good freeing one of them because your balls will still get roasted.

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Re: Release Your Muslim Slave & Save Your Private Parts from Hellfire!
Reply #3 - June 15, 2009, 10:58 PM

Oh crap! I think something wen't "sproing!" in my head after reading that.

I guess Mo came up with that one because he was worried about his own private parts.
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Re: Release Your Muslim Slave & Save Your Private Parts from Hellfire!
Reply #4 - June 16, 2009, 02:00 PM

Quote from: Rashna on June 14, 2009, 01:08 PM
Scared of your genitals being burned by Allah's Hellfire?

Scared that out private parts are going to be burned by Allah & He'll give fresh skin as soon as one skin burns away?

Fear not folks, fear not-there's a remedy, suggested by Allah Himself!

Here's the remedy:

Sahih Bukhari
Volume 8, Book 79, Number 706:
Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "If somebody manumits a Muslim slave, Allah will save from the Fire every part of his body for freeing the corresponding parts of the slave's body, even his private parts will be saved from the Fire because of freeing the slave's private parts."

So buy a Muslim slave(can't be a Trinitarian Xtian, Jewish or idolater, won't have the same results! ), then release him & your private parts are safe!

But at the same time there is a hadith that says that is is haram to enslave Arabs...

So the slave have to be non Arab muslim...

Mohamed freed Safiya- does it count ?
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