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OP - July 16, 2009, 07:45 PM

Found this in the admins' email this morning.

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This is For your Attention:

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary
to the total sum of Four million Two hundred and Fifty Seven Thousand
Seventeen Pence (British Pounds Sterling) in the intent of the deceased
(names now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We
contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore we
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance since there was
no written will. Our legal services aim to provide our private clients
with a complete service. We are happy to prepare wills, set-up and
administer Trusts, carry out the administration of estates and
prepare and administer Powers of Attorney.
All the papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your
acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to this
email: dabenton@gmx.co.uk
Your letter of acceptance your current telephone and fax numbers
and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at
our High court probate division for the release of this sum of
money to you.

Yours Sincerely,
David Benton
dabenton@gmx.co.uk

I'm curious to know who would have a "surname identity" of "Ex-Muslims". Not a particularly common surname, I would have thought.

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Reply #1 - July 16, 2009, 07:49 PM

Let's e-mail them back and string them along a bit.

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Reply #2 - July 16, 2009, 07:50 PM

Yokay. You draft something good when you get the chance.

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Reply #3 - July 16, 2009, 08:29 PM

Excellent!

Renewal of the domain will be due soon.

So can I assume that this will cover the 30 quid?
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Reply #4 - July 16, 2009, 08:33 PM

Should do. Might be a bit of change left over too.

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Reply #5 - July 17, 2009, 03:01 AM

on topic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGBwDX7oGH0

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Reply #6 - July 17, 2009, 03:28 AM

Quote from: RIBS on July 17, 2009, 03:01 AM
on topic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGBwDX7oGH0

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Reply #7 - July 17, 2009, 03:39 PM

Haha, George Agdgdgwengo was the first guy that came into my head

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Reply #8 - July 17, 2009, 09:04 PM

Ok, so we should start by getting this dude's bank account details.

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Reply #9 - July 17, 2009, 09:46 PM

And ask him to send you the Moneys!

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Reply #10 - July 17, 2009, 10:24 PM

I love FoneJacker, shame the series finished but hope they do another. Love the chinese guy selling CDs one, and the indian selling mobile phone contracts!

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Reply #11 - July 17, 2009, 10:57 PM

But why? You get free ring-ding..

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Reply #12 - July 17, 2009, 11:07 PM

only if free upgradingdings

http://www.dorks.com/videos/fonejacker_free_ring_ding.html

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Reply #13 - September 02, 2009, 10:38 PM

Hey peeps, we're even more stinking rich now. This one rocked up yesterday.

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Hello Dear

My name is From Mrs. Rosemary Rogers; I am a dying woman who has decided to donate
what I have to you, church or mosque. I am 60 years old and I was diagnosed for
cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has
left me everything he worked for and because the doctors told me I will not live
longer than some weeks because of my health, I decided to WILL/donate the sum of
$2,400,000 (Two million four hundred thousand US Dollars) to you for the good work
of humanity, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the
assistance of the widows.

I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use
the funds well and always extend the good work to others.

Contact my lawyer (Barr. Morris Van Cooper) through his personal email below and
tell him that I have WILLED ($2,400,000.00) to you and I have also notified him.

BARRISTER MORRIS VAN COOPER
Email: morrisvcooper@sify.com

I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is
accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.

Thanks and God bless.

From Mrs. Rosemary Rogers.

All we have to do now is start a church or mosque and promise to be nice to motherless widows.

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Reply #14 - September 03, 2009, 01:20 AM

I got someone trying to add me with a gmx.net email addy...dodgyyyy.
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