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Topic: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?

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How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
OP - August 06, 2009, 06:11 PM

Re: title.

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #1 - August 06, 2009, 06:23 PM

who said you are not?

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #2 - August 06, 2009, 06:29 PM

tut man, you sound like such a TP from what you said there!

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Reply #3 - August 06, 2009, 06:32 PM

I was joking man. Remember, Zakir Naik, never mind this thread was supposed to be satire.

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #4 - August 06, 2009, 06:33 PM

Lol. Am I missing something? What has this got to do with Zakir Naik?

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #5 - August 06, 2009, 06:34 PM

Oh yeah, of course! Westerners behaving like pigs!

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #6 - August 06, 2009, 06:37 PM

Yeah Zakir Naik said,those who eat pigs are like pigs and/or are pigs.

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #7 - August 06, 2009, 06:51 PM

Cute cuddly and snuggable?

Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spiderpig does.

We keep hearing about how Jack Straw or the French government have mentioned the veil and our doing so puts us in the same boat as them. How so? I want a ban on the burka, neqab and child veiling.

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #8 - August 06, 2009, 09:21 PM

What is this, elementary school? Ah fuck it-- BerberElla's new boyfriend is an asshole. Sorry, Berbs, had to do it.

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Reply #9 - August 06, 2009, 10:32 PM

That makes me a keema Vindaloo and a Naan bread

Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #10 - August 06, 2009, 11:14 PM

Quote from: Q-Man on August 06, 2009, 09:21 PM
What is this, elementary school? Ah fuck it-- BerberElla's new boyfriend is an asshole. Sorry, Berbs, had to do it.

Hey - How come?

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #11 - August 06, 2009, 11:45 PM

I am a pathological smartass. I find it almost impossible, when given the opportunity to bust stones, to refrain from doing so. I've been this way for a while. I need help. I really do.

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #12 - August 07, 2009, 01:54 AM

Quote from: aliadiere on August 06, 2009, 06:29 PM
tut man, you sound like such a TP from what you said there!

It is actually quite funny,

"Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
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Reply #13 - August 07, 2009, 08:23 AM

Quote from: Q-Man on August 06, 2009, 11:45 PM
I am a pathological smartass. I find it almost impossible, when given the opportunity to bust stones, to refrain from doing so. I've been this way for a while. I need help. I really do.

I get it now - I thought it was a bit random at first!

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Reply #14 - August 07, 2009, 08:52 AM

Quote from: Q-Man on August 06, 2009, 09:21 PM
What is this, elementary school? Ah fuck it-- BerberElla's new boyfriend is an asshole. Sorry, Berbs, had to do it.

Good one.

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Re: How come if you are what you eat, then why am I not a pussy?
Reply #15 - August 07, 2009, 08:53 AM

Quote from: IsLame on August 06, 2009, 11:14 PM
Hey - How come?

Cuz he is what he eats... (or tongues/rims)

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