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OP - August 22, 2009, 08:56 AM

Well, hello you all.

After months of just reading and listening to the Wisdom of this Forum, i finally have something to tell you again.

As some of you may know, i live in a not so big city in the not so big Confederatio Helvetica, aka Switzerland.

Im an Atheist, most of my friends are Atheists, (actually, i know only 1 guy who takes the bible literally, and hes just weird) and some are deists or agnostics.

Till about 4 Weeks ago everything just went as usual, i started my Path towards becoming a teacher (yep, im going to school again at the age of 26), got a new girlfriend and so on.

But then something weird happened. Suddenly,groups of Mormons where showing up in the city who try to convert people. Fucking Mormons!!!

Okay, i ignored them.

Now, 3 Weeks ago a Scientology Center opened its doors... in my Hometown!
Okay... coincidence... Scientology freaks me out everytime i hear about it.

Now, 1 and a half week ago A Christian Bookshop and a Islamic Meeting point opened. But not one of the *come-in-we-show-you-our-culture-* kind... nono... only practicing Muslims can enter... They even have a BOUNCER!! A big ass bearded Guy in white Robes! Whats up with that? We dont even have practicing Muslims here. Even my Turkish Muslim Friend told me he is scared!

So, now you know... they are coming... The army of God(s) and Xenu!!

"We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
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Reply #1 - August 22, 2009, 09:00 AM

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So, now you know... they are coming... The army of God(s) and Xenu!!

LOL

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Reply #2 - August 22, 2009, 09:01 AM

Maybe they've decided to join forces and invade.

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Reply #3 - August 22, 2009, 09:28 AM

How many Gods are there! I am confused!

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Reply #4 - August 22, 2009, 09:35 AM

Lots. Fortunately, according to all the stories anyway, they seem to spend most of their time fighting each other.
This is probably a good thing.

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Reply #5 - August 22, 2009, 09:53 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYR3dorshwA

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Reply #6 - August 22, 2009, 04:46 PM

LOOOOOOOOOL OH NO, scientology actually makes islam look sane, and that is NEVER a good thing

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Reply #7 - August 22, 2009, 04:51 PM

I think Mormons go to Europe purely for missionary work and to go "door to door."

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Reply #8 - August 23, 2009, 08:33 AM

My name is not Barbara!

okay, seriously.

Why now? Thats my question. They are all coming NOW. And not only the big Religions, no... Sects, Cults... its so weird.

Maybe it has something to do with all this 2012 bullshit.

Why is it that humans allways need to predict the apocalypse? Do some people actually feel saver when they know the world ends then and then?

And related to that... Why is it that so much people believe this nonsense?

"We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
"Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
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Reply #9 - August 23, 2009, 08:45 AM

Quote from: Homer on August 22, 2009, 09:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYR3dorshwA

Heyyyyy! Now I want to know what happens to Barbara?

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Reply #10 - August 23, 2009, 10:54 AM

Haha, its a scene from Night of the Living Dead. Movie about mindless zombies who meander around and when they catch you they turn you into a member of their mindless zombie horde......

somehow it seemed appropriate

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Reply #11 - August 23, 2009, 12:57 PM

Quote from: Cool Canadian on August 22, 2009, 04:51 PM
I think Mormons go to Europe purely for missionary work and to go "door to door."

I can vouch for that as one of my good friends is Mormon. Missionary work is a big part of their religion and every young Mormon is required to do a year or two of missionary work. The church elders decide where an individual will go on their mission and they send them there. My friend got to go to lovely Indianapolis where she was shacked up in some dump where her food got invaded by weevils! Yuck!

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Reply #12 - August 23, 2009, 02:12 PM

Quote from: Homer on August 22, 2009, 09:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYR3dorshwA

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Reply #13 - August 23, 2009, 08:41 PM

Those guys are just sick...They always interfere in others business as i saw somewhere...a man mentioned as they will change the whole world to Islam by 2020 or something liek that.That will never happen as far as good people are there.

Those stupids will never realize this below :

(The people who pray,Let them pray & the people who dont,let them be in their way.Useless fights are going on for these in this world)
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Reply #14 - August 23, 2009, 08:43 PM

Quote from: RIBS on August 23, 2009, 08:45 AM
Heyyyyy! Now I want to know what happens to Barbara?

She claimed asylum in the UK

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