And maybe someone can make a fake FB account, join that hadeeth forum and point out how lame these hadeeths are, could open some eyes..
Good idea - why dont you?
Chapter : The desirability of killing a Gecko (House Lizard). Umm Sharik reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) commanded her to kill geckos. This hadith has been transmitted on the authority of Ibn Abi Shaiba with a slight variation of wording.
Yep, I think you're right - Ive already got the gecko ones saved under hadith on my blog in my signature - here' the excerpt:
Muslim, Book 026, Number 5562: on the authority of his father that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) commanded the killing of geckos, and he called them little noxious creatures.
Muslim Book 026, Number 5564: reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: He who killed a gecko with the first stroke for him is such and such a reward, and he who killed it with a second stroke for him is such and such reward less than the first one, and he who killed it with the third stroke for him is such and such a reward less than the second one.
Its a game called Slash the Gecko - the rules are as set out above by the apostle, you have to try to do it in as few strikes as possible.
Its a bit like Bash the Mole at the arcades but using a semicircuar sword instead of a mallet, and you have to say Bismillah everytime you Qurbani the innocent geckos throat.