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  • God cares so much for his men.
     OP - September 20, 2009, 06:21 PM
    This is what happens when u read something over and over without understanding, once u do understand u suddenly feel like u have grown big ears and a tail, turning to a real ass, Thats exactly how i feel now after finding out about this verse.
    Why is it SO IMPORTANT to mention Hor`s breasts In heaven ?

    verse 78 33
    Verily, for those who have Taqwa, there will be a success;) (32. Hada'iq and vineyards,) (33. And Kawa`ib Atrab,) (34. And a cup Dihaq.) (35. No Laghw shall they hear therein, nor lying;) (36. Rewarded from your Lord with a sufficient gift.)

    (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, because they will be virgins, equal in age. This means that they will only have one age.'

    http://www.tafsir.com/default.asp?sid=78&tid=56852

    http://quran.al-islam.com/Tafseer/DispTafsser.asp?l=arb&taf=KATHEER&nType=1&nSora=78&nAya=33
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #1 - September 20, 2009, 06:28 PM
    Quote from: Prosaic on September 20, 2009, 06:21 PM
    Why is it SO IMPORTANT to mention Hor`s breasts In heaven ?


    As anyone in advertising will tell you, it is vital to identify your target audience - the ones who will be buying - and what they want.

    Target audience: 7th century Arab male.
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #2 - September 20, 2009, 06:33 PM
    Women aged so quickly in the Middle Eastern deserts-their nice bodies wouldn't remain nice for long. Plus, I really doubt personal grooming and hygiene was high on the agenda given the status of water and other expensive items.

    However, in heaven they could fuck as many beautiful women as they like, they could also drink alcohol-free alcohol and drink from rivers of honey (expensive stuff).

    The Roman empire and the Persian empire both used couches as symbols of status and were reserved for the wealthy-these items didn't exist south of Damascus or Persepolis. Thus Muhammmad also promised couches to heaven-bound Jihadis! Obviously the Quran's "universal" message ends here-considering we all have couches now.

    As Hassan said, know your audience!
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #3 - September 20, 2009, 06:34 PM
    i feel like i was fooled, cherishing words like that for a long time not knowing what they meant.
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #4 - September 20, 2009, 07:05 PM
    78:33 and youths of equal age,

    78:33 Regarding the usage of atrāb see 38:52 and 56:37. In the common parlance, the word kawā?ib is often interpreted to mean a woman whose breasts are becoming prominent, or a full-breasted woman. At the time of revelation, the immediate audience understood the pleasure in paradise in specific terms, mostly in familiar dreams and desire of men. However, the Qur?ānic allegory of the pleasure of the Heaven is always meant to appeal both men and women and intended to reward men and women alike. The Qur?āic text transcends the boundary of society, history and time of revelation, therefore, cannot be limited to the meaning of a particular term in single context. One of the meanings of the root word ka?aba is to become prominent or to become glorified (Rāghib, Lisān al-?Arab, Tāj al-?Arus). Thus, when the word is applied to a person, it indicates to the prominence of the person without any reference to his or her sex. When the word is combined with atrāb, it means prominent companions well matched.
    Quote
    http://www.qurancommentary.com/comm78_33.html


    So, there you go. Cuz you know, we want houris too  13  Roll Eyes
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  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #5 - September 20, 2009, 07:19 PM
    As a fan of the female form Allah certainly had me fooled as a young man. Does the Quran not say something about getting young pearl eyed boys?
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #6 - September 20, 2009, 07:23 PM
    Quote from: pakman on September 20, 2009, 07:19 PM
    As a fan of the female form Allah certainly had me fooled as a young man. Does the Quran not say something about getting young pearl eyed boys?


    It does , but the boys are meant to serve ppl in paradise , dunno if they will bend over too , wont be surprised if they are meant to do it.
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #7 - September 20, 2009, 08:18 PM
    I remember someone said in another thread women get to be reunited with their husbands and if they had more than one then they get to choose.
    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #8 - September 20, 2009, 09:05 PM
    Quote from: Angel54 on September 20, 2009, 08:18 PM
    I remember someone said in another thread women get to be reunited with their husbands and if they had more than one then they get to choose.

     i dunno, i think she stays with last one she was with on earth , not sure about it tho.
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #9 - September 20, 2009, 09:52 PM
    Quote from: Prosaic on September 20, 2009, 07:23 PM
    It does , but the boys are meant to serve ppl in paradise , dunno if they will bend over too

     Cheesy
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  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #10 - September 20, 2009, 09:55 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on September 20, 2009, 06:28 PM
    As anyone in advertising will tell you, it is vital to identify your target audience - the ones who will be buying - and what they want.

    Target audience: 7th century Arab male.

    Precisely, if you can turn an average 7th century Arab male, into a misogynistic Islamically single-minded male (with the allure of rounded breasts in heaven  w00t ) women become kinda irrelevent.
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  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #11 - September 20, 2009, 10:09 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on September 20, 2009, 09:52 PM
    Cheesy



     grin12
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #12 - September 20, 2009, 11:20 PM
    Funnily enough Robert Spencer metioned this in his book, The Politically incorrect guide to Islam, young boys will be servants however he interpreted it as to have sexual connotations. However I think it is reasonable to assume these young boys will just be servants (not in the sexual sense) although I can understand that some people would see it that way given Islam' emphasis on Men's sexual needs.
    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #13 - September 21, 2009, 03:35 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on September 20, 2009, 06:28 PM
    As anyone in advertising will tell you, it is vital to identify your target audience - the ones who will be buying - and what they want.

    Target audience: 7th century Arab male.


    Who will typically say when they hear this verse: yeah yeah yeah... Allaho Akbar!
    ...
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #14 - September 21, 2009, 03:45 AM
    I think it would have been much nicer and more convincing if his highness (I mean Allah) had said; and women will equally get, 72 handsome hunks, with nice pecs, nice ab, nice ass, equipped with big penises to fuck all day.... Wouldn't it ladies? yes

    You surely know that it is written by man (I mean man with a penis... as Bill Mahr said in Religilous...) parrot
    ...
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #15 - September 21, 2009, 08:36 AM
    Quote from: RIBS on September 21, 2009, 03:45 AM
    You surely know that it is written by man (I mean man with a penis... as Bill Mahr said in Religilous...) parrot

    he could also have used the phrase, 'man with erect penis' which may have been a better guide to his intentions
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  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #16 - September 21, 2009, 08:39 AM
    Quote from: Prosaic on September 20, 2009, 09:05 PM
    i dunno, i think she stays with last one she was with on earth , not sure about it tho.


    I was told she would be with her first husband by the imam and others I asked when I was a muslim.  This was very distressing for me and I replied "but what if I don't want to be with him" to totally baffled and gobsmacked faces.  wacko

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #17 - September 21, 2009, 11:22 AM
    I can do better than God! Tongue

    And for the believing women ,men of their choice
    Strong,cute and sweet in voice.
    black or white , like MJ said
    No matter whom she picks he`ll be amazing in bed.


     bunny
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #18 - September 21, 2009, 11:26 AM
    What about for lesbians?  come on now, this is the modern age, your next verse must be dedicated to the LGBT's of the world.  dance
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #19 - September 21, 2009, 11:48 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on September 21, 2009, 11:26 AM
    What about for lesbians?  come on now, this is the modern age, your next verse must be dedicated to the LGBT's of the world.  dance


    And for the believing women ,men of their choice
    Strong,cute and sweet in voice.
    black or white , like MJ said
    No matter whom she picks he`ll be amazing in bed.
    young men of all races,
    to please u women in all right places
    G-spot is their speciality
    and By god its no joke, it is a reality
    for god loves his women
    they are his daughters
    And for those of u who love women of their likes
    U can ride them too , as u ride ur bikes!



     parrot
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #20 - September 21, 2009, 02:09 PM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #21 - September 21, 2009, 02:15 PM
    Do gay men get hunks too if they have been good Muslims?
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: God cares so much for his men.
     Reply #22 - September 21, 2009, 02:24 PM
    Quote from: pakman on September 21, 2009, 02:15 PM
    Do gay men get hunks too if they have been good Muslims?

    Not in my quran..Men get to be tortured endlessly in hell.
     yes
    أشهد أن لا إله إلا الله وأن محمدآ عبده ورسوله
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