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  • The pussy thread.
     OP - September 25, 2009, 08:44 PM
    For anyone who was wondering about this:

    Quote from: osmanthus on September 23, 2009, 09:58 AM
    Well right at the moment I'm not worried what you do with your pussy. I'm more worried about my cat. Silly old fucker picked up a tick and is in a bad way. Hopefully he will not end up being a fucked pussy. Tongue

    Story is that the old bugger came home yesterday evening and is fighting fit. The vet said I should keep him quiet in a dark room and not let him get too active or anything. So I get him home, put the cage on the floor, open the lid and the first thing he does is leap clean out of it in a single bound  grin12 and march outside to sit in the sun. Not bad for a cat who is getting on for seventeen and was at death's door on Wednesday afternoon. bunny
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #1 - September 25, 2009, 08:51 PM
    You should get a lion
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #2 - September 25, 2009, 08:55 PM
    The writing of misleading titles should be made a punishable offence by law...  hopefully by public flogging.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #3 - September 25, 2009, 08:57 PM
    Just because you aren't imaginative enough...fascist.  Cheesy
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #4 - September 25, 2009, 08:59 PM
     Cheesy  Hey if I want to start threads about great tits and pussy I'm allowed to.  bunny
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #5 - September 25, 2009, 09:00 PM
    Well you have to admit that hardcore porn does not help the development of one's imagination.... If anything it gives you an excuse not to use it.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #6 - September 25, 2009, 09:03 PM
    Are you kidding

    Im always coming up with ideas for hardcore porn films in my head-wonderful and colourful ideas.

    I just can't find any willing actresses.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #7 - September 25, 2009, 09:05 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on September 25, 2009, 08:59 PM
    Cheesy  Hey if I want to start threads about great tits and pussy I'm allowed to.  bunny


    Great Tits is perfectly legal and OK. Now I am glad to know (Thnx to OS) that I can say it loud and proud.... Great tits... Great tits.... Great tits.... LOL

    ...
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #8 - September 25, 2009, 09:07 PM
    Glad to hear your pussy's on the mend Os.   parrot
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #9 - September 25, 2009, 09:14 PM
    Quote from: HenriMonier on September 25, 2009, 09:03 PM
    Are you kidding

    Im always coming up with ideas for hardcore porn films in my head-wonderful and colourful ideas.

    I just can't find any willing actresses.


    We have common ground.. I was thinking about how I could do one involving a German blond in a tight nun's habit and an amputee clown and some penguins thrown in for good measure...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #10 - September 25, 2009, 09:16 PM
    Ah you forgot to specify what sex the german blond is (too late btw)

    I know plenty of hot german blonde 50 ish men who would love to participate in your sexischfilmen.

    I'll pm you the contact numbers.
    "I am ready to make my confession. I ask for no forgiveness father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. I did not ask for the life that I was given, but it was given nonetheless-and with it, I did my best"
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #11 - September 25, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on September 25, 2009, 09:05 PM
    Great Tits is perfectly legal and OK. Now I am glad to know (Thnx to OS) that I can say it loud and proud.... Great tits... Great tits.... Great tits.... LOL

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    In that case, I guess it alright to mention having a steel erection as well

    http://sentrysteel.com/images/SteelErection.gif
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #12 - September 25, 2009, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: HenriMonier on September 25, 2009, 09:16 PM
    Ah you forgot to specify what sex the german blond is (too late btw)

    I know plenty of hot german blonde 50 ish men who would love to participate in your sexischfilmen.

    I'll pm you the contact numbers.


    You got me there.  I really had a nice blonde girl in mind.  Looking like Hiedi Klum...  

    But it doesn't matter really nowadays, when we have equality for people of all sexual orientations and a capitalistic society...  I suppose I could make some cash by directing a film for the gay community...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #13 - September 27, 2009, 03:11 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on September 25, 2009, 09:07 PM
    Glad to hear your pussy's on the mend Os.   parrot


     Cheesy The wording of that statement is funny as hell, but I do agree with the sentiment expressed.

    I thought this was gonna be a thread for people to post pictures of their cats. We should do that. I'll dig up some photos of mine and post them here.
    fuck you
  • Re: The pussy thread.
     Reply #14 - September 28, 2009, 12:30 AM
    Go for it. I thought it might evolve that way.  Afro

    Oh and the latest is that the old bugger is continuing to improve and is almost 100% again. Currently he's curled up on the chair next to mine.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
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