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  • The Marijuana Thread
     OP - October 06, 2009, 04:56 AM

    Hear ye! Hear ye! Fellow Marijuana lovers and Pot heads about, here is a thread dedicated to our favorite medicine, weed.

    I was in NYC last weekend to celebrate my 21st birthday. My best friend and I, scored some Kush off of this guy my buddy knows. After two puffs, I was blazed--but the weed was still in rotation. After few more hits, we headed out in public to go to a Korean restaurant for some barbecue. In the train, we were singing this song below, while trying our best to keep quite. After an hour ride majority of the people in our car, moved to the other car to get the hell away from us.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZrwbxwpUqY

    Despite the embarrassment I felt after I became sober, I realized how much I missed Marijuana. I'm sure most of you have better stories, and I'd like to read about it.

    So, Ya know the rules--Puff, Puff, Pass. What's your best Marijuana story?

    And, what's type is your favorite Marijuana?




    EDIT: Also, be sure to share with us anything you like that's Marijuana related. Be it, songs, clips, pictures, whatever--this is the place to do it.



    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #1 - October 06, 2009, 06:49 AM

    I love this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8&feature=PlayList&p=AA81AAC2ED339F58&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3


     Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #2 - October 06, 2009, 08:38 AM

    I remember once when I was so caned that by accident I smoked the joint from the wrong end.  Boy, did I toast my lips that day.

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  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #3 - October 06, 2009, 10:08 AM

     Cheesy That's a good one. Has anyone ever been thirsty enough to try drinking the bong water?

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  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #4 - October 06, 2009, 02:18 PM

    Cheesy That's a good one. Has anyone ever been thirsty enough to try drinking the bong water?


    Oh hell no! I've been hella thirsty, but never insane enough to drink bong water.

    I remember once when I was so caned that by accident I smoked the joint from the wrong end.  Boy, did I toast my lips that day.


     Cheesy



    My wedding song.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #5 - October 06, 2009, 02:50 PM

    Many, many moons ago I was picking up this girl to take her to a SuperBowl party. I stopped by the restaurant she was working at and as I waited for her to get off her shift I got pretty tanked at the bar. Her boyfriend comes by, we get into an argument, and he slugs me, with a big ole ring on his finger making a nice gash in my face. Now bloody, I go the SuperBowl party alone and explain to my friends why my face is fucked-up. Now I start drinking even more heavily. Some girl pulls out a bowl of some very high-quality weed and I get completely smashed on that.

    Now I'm hungry so I go into the kitchen and start chowing on the buffalo wings and brownies. I eat a bunch of the brownies and my friend comes in and says "Hey you like the brownies, huh?, and I say "Yeah, they're good." My friend responds "Yeah, I know, not bad for pot brownies, huh?" My next thought was "Oh, fuck". Maybe 15-30 minutes later the room starts spinning and I barely make it to the bathroom to puke my guts out, which was repeated several times that night. I passed out face-down into a bean-bag chair and the bean-bag turned into this swirling vortex of a black hole that was pulling me down. At that moment I sincerely wished someone would walk up behind me, put a gun to my head and pull the trigger to put me out of my immediate misery.

    So that's one of my pot stories right now-- first one that leapt to mind.

    fuck you
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #6 - October 06, 2009, 03:53 PM

    A friend with weed is a friend indeed.  bunny

    Cheesy That's a good one. Has anyone ever been thirsty enough to try drinking the bong water?


    No! LOL Gross! I did once smoke out of a giant 4ft bong that was filled with tequila instead of water.  mysmilie_977

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #7 - October 06, 2009, 04:39 PM

    Did the Tequila get drunk afterwards?

    Ha Ha.
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #8 - October 06, 2009, 05:59 PM

    Did the Tequila get drunk afterwards?


    Not by me. Smiley

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #9 - October 06, 2009, 06:24 PM

    This is MY favourite pot-smoking song:


    Two incidents spring to mind for me.  The first was when I had just left school and moved to San Francisco to go to college and some friends of mine who lived two doors over had a party where there were some awesome pot brownies.  Now, being the idiot stoner I was I had one brownie, got the munchies... and munched out on several more brownies!  

    Pretty soon after that I started getting really dizzy and had to have my friends help me walk the whole two doors home (the houses in SF are terraced like in England so it wasn't far) and I managed to puke up all over the cream carpet in my bedroom.  I was SO scared of what my landlady, who was an old fashioned Southern belle would say the next day when she saw the HUGE black stain on my carpet but she made no more than a passing comment about my not being well the night before. I was pretty high for most of the next day which was pretty cool!

    The second incident happened a mere few months ago when I went out with some friends for a goth night and mistakenly combined two spliffs, some wine and vodka.  The scene was like something out of the Exorcist.  vomit
    I mean, serious projectile vomiting going on here, and on the grounds of a church!  The taxi stunk of vomit on the way home.

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #10 - October 06, 2009, 06:28 PM

    I mean, serious projectile vomiting going on here, and on the grounds of a church!


     Cheesy Best place I've gotten sick (from alcohol, not weed), Walt Disney World (and I was an employee there, though not working that night). Awesome memories.  Afro

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #11 - October 07, 2009, 12:43 AM

    I cannot remember any actual incidents. I'm pretty sure I've done a fair job on my memory.  I know I didn't puke though.  I just remember enjoying myself immensely. 

    [this space for rent]
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #12 - October 07, 2009, 01:24 AM

    Getting high off weed probably feels exhilarating and crazy - my friends have told me much about it and I have been around them when they smoke it but it could also fuck up your memory and cause problems with yo mental health so best to watch your 'green' intake

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #13 - October 07, 2009, 05:48 AM

    This is a very interesting site with lots of info about prohibition and the "war on drugs": Law Enforcement Against Prohibition.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #14 - October 07, 2009, 08:34 AM

    Getting high off weed probably feels exhilarating and crazy - my friends have told me much about it and I have been around them when they smoke it but it could also fuck up your memory and cause problems with yo mental health so best to watch your 'green' intake



    We'll all bear that in mind, doc Afro

    Anything else you're friends have told you about, that you've never done, that you think we should know?


    Ha Ha.
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #15 - October 07, 2009, 09:29 AM

    Many, many moons ago I was picking up this girl to take her to a SuperBowl party. I stopped by the restaurant she was working at and as I waited for her to get off her shift I got pretty tanked at the bar. Her boyfriend comes by, we get into an argument, and he slugs me, with a big ole ring on his finger making a nice gash in my face. Now bloody, I go the SuperBowl party alone and explain to my friends why my face is fucked-up. Now I start drinking even more heavily. Some girl pulls out a bowl of some very high-quality weed and I get completely smashed on that.

    Now I'm hungry so I go into the kitchen and start chowing on the buffalo wings and brownies. I eat a bunch of the brownies and my friend comes in and says "Hey you like the brownies, huh?, and I say "Yeah, they're good." My friend responds "Yeah, I know, not bad for pot brownies, huh?" My next thought was "Oh, fuck". Maybe 15-30 minutes later the room starts spinning and I barely make it to the bathroom to puke my guts out, which was repeated several times that night. I passed out face-down into a bean-bag chair and the bean-bag turned into this swirling vortex of a black hole that was pulling me down. At that moment I sincerely wished someone would walk up behind me, put a gun to my head and pull the trigger to put me out of my immediate misery.

    So that's one of my pot stories right now-- first one that leapt to mind.

     grin12 Close to a thread winner here. I just about fell off the chair laughing when I got to the part where the guy said "Yeah, I know, not bad for pot brownies, huh?".

    Anyway I don't have any really good dope stories. I mean odd things happened here and there but to my mind they were reasonably tame, at least compared to some of the other things that happened.  whistling2

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #16 - October 07, 2009, 11:37 AM

    Just two weeks ago i got stoned for the first time again in 5 years.

    A friend gave me some brownies... you know the ones.

    I ate one. Didnt feel a thing one and a half hour, then it kicked in...

    Man i was so stoned i watched the stupidest videos on Youtube laughing my ass off... for 5 frikkin hours!!!

    was fun... gonna wait another 5 years.  dance

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #17 - October 07, 2009, 08:42 PM

    Was not aware which thread this was. For a bit there I actually had a mental image of you getting stoned. with stones. For the first time. in Five years. I know this is a marijuana thread but the forum is about islam.

    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #18 - October 07, 2009, 08:59 PM

    Perhaps your enjoyment of hashish might be your re-entry point into a better form of Islam than you had before?

       http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashshashin

    (On the negative side, you'd have to learn ninja techniques.)

    The Divisions of Love, second album by my Cabbalacore band, the Friends of Design, out now:

    https://vimeo.com/110528857
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #19 - October 08, 2009, 12:04 AM


    We'll all bear that in mind, doc Afro

    Anything else you're friends have told you about, that you've never done, that you think we should know?



    Oh i'm sorry i did not mean to patronise you dude.

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #20 - October 08, 2009, 06:56 AM

    Perhaps your enjoyment of hashish might be your re-entry point into a better form of Islam than you had before?

       http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashshashin

    (On the negative side, you'd have to learn ninja techniques.)



    No good for me, from what I've read men were inducted into this secrety society by getting as high as a kite andbeing tricked into believing that they were experiencing heaven on earth, beautiful girls were brought out to them as examples of houris, they were then giving an assignment, cut off from the hashish and women until they killed whoever they were told to, and that was the final step to become one of them.

    Women were not invited to be part of them, so even if I got high, and killed someone as requested, I wouldn't get in, because I have a flower.  cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #21 - October 08, 2009, 11:25 PM

    No good for me, from what I've read men were inducted into this secrety society by getting as high as a kite andbeing tricked into believing that they were experiencing heaven on earth, beautiful girls were brought out to them as examples of houris


    Well, you wouldn't be allowed to come in as an assassin, but, as you say, clearly they did admit biker chicks in their gang. You'd get to stay back in the fortress with the dope at least. No good?

    Love and Light (it up),

    The Tailor

    The Divisions of Love, second album by my Cabbalacore band, the Friends of Design, out now:

    https://vimeo.com/110528857
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #22 - October 09, 2009, 07:53 AM

    And i bet these assassins were all studs!  dance

    *sends new pornscript to production company*

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #23 - October 09, 2009, 08:21 AM

     Cheesy Every other crazy idea has been done as a porn script as far as I know. Might as well do this one too.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #24 - October 09, 2009, 08:31 AM

    Well, you wouldn't be allowed to come in as an assassin, but, as you say, clearly they did admit biker chicks in their gang. You'd get to stay back in the fortress with the dope at least. No good?

    Love and Light (it up),

    The Tailor


    No, being one of the Ho's in the back is no good for me.  Roll Eyes

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #25 - October 09, 2009, 10:15 PM

    In that case, maybe I can feed your fantasy ... I am just finishing a little science fiction novel/gamebook, written in second person, in which you get to play a psychedelic lesbian dominatrix Hashashin, doing battle against a totalitarian government whose ideology stems from a kind of Darwinism, a threatening revolutionary Salafi style cult on one side, a Sufi Halajian sect on the other.

    I will post a free copy up here in a week or so -- stay tuned!

    The Tailor

    The Divisions of Love, second album by my Cabbalacore band, the Friends of Design, out now:

    https://vimeo.com/110528857
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #26 - October 11, 2009, 03:02 AM

    Tailor - I still have not understood your belief system correctly.  I see that you dont follow the stereotypical version of Islam, but can you explain what you do believe and how its different from our traditional understanding of Islam?

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  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #27 - October 11, 2009, 09:54 AM

    He can explain it, grasshopper, but could we understand the explanation?  Cheesy

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #28 - October 11, 2009, 11:50 AM

    grasshopper

     Huh?
    Quote
    but could we understand the explanation?  Cheesy

    Good point, Tailor please bear this in mind when giving your explanation & dumb it down for thickos like me.

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  • Re: The Marijuana Thread
     Reply #29 - October 12, 2009, 01:24 AM

    Peace IsLame,

    My blog is a good place to start (see sig below). One criticism that I have leveled at me (from some parts of the Sufi community as well as from progressives and atheists) is that I don't seem to have a core, summarizable belief system -- I appear to be tackling things one hadith or verse at a time. This is, to an extent, a valid criticism.

    In my view, my core belief system IS the Qur'an itself. Even though it appears that I treat the book metaphorically at times (see my posts in this forum regarding women), I don't see things this way. Because I believe, like your average Muslim, that the Qur'an is prescribing a Shariah to govern reality (personal, familial, social, political, heavenly) ... where I diverge with the stereotypical Muslim is in what that "reality" is.

    The personal, familial, social and political dimensions of the true reality are, for me, probably not the same kind of thing that many Muslims consider to be reality.

    They do exist for me in the same way that they exist for everyone else -- the chair that I sit on as I write this is a solid object that I happen to have bought at Ikea, just like most of the Muslims in London do. But contained within this chair that I sit on is its precursor, the kursi, the Throne of God. That precursory nature of the Ikea chair provides its ultimate "meaning" for me. If I buy a bottle of milk to make a cup of tea, I do so just like everyone else. But the "meaning" of the milk is ultimately that milk the Prophet gave to the disbeliever, until he was satiated: (in a really circular manner), the "meaning" of the milk is the milk of perceiving the milk of meaning. If I love a woman, I am loving a real woman just like everyone else. But the "meaning" of that love is cosmic: her meaning is as a garment for me as I am a garment for her -- there is no Divine Love "outside" the love of human to human, but rather it exists as a "secret" encoded within this garment-within-garment sexuality.

    Obscure?

    Put it another way. I believe everything in the Qur'an and follow the Shariah and sunnah to the letter. But what does it mean to insist on wearing short trousers when you don't believe that trousers -- in the ordinary sense -- have an absolute reality? I believe that there are "real" trousers, and keep these short, so I can pray with them -- but these magic invisible trousers are not the same as my Levis. I don't deny there is a link between the two -- my Levis derive any meaning they possess from my magical invisible trousers.

    Smiley

    Still no good?

    I follow the Shariah on all aspects of life. But I believe we live in a world a bit like the Matrix -- a world of pure information. Everything is a flow of information, like a computer simulation. The shariah does not give instruction on the "fake" computer simulation, but, instead, on the world "outside" the computer simulation -- the real world. The Prophet is a kind of Morpheus figure, offering you a "get out" pill. (We've been talking about getting high here in this thread -- there are similarities and connections in terms of modes of perceiving realities between the religious and the psychedelic, but let's leave that aside for the moment.)

    In contrast, your stereotypical Muslim is effectively an empirical rationalist -- a physicist rather than a computer scientist or mathematician -- for them, reality is whatever science (physical or political) says it is. They BELIEVE in the reality of the "fake" computer simulation and deny that there is a world outside this. This is why they are always getting into all kinds of scrapes, trying to find scientific proofs of the Qur'an, bless 'em.

    When you "get out" -- you see that there is indeed men, women, slaves, trousers, warfare, milk, chairs and so on -- but their nature is quite different from what the sheikhs (and rationalists) will tell you. When you "get out", the injunction to jihad is obligatory -- because "getting out" is jihad. And the flight to Medina is replicated within yourself -- not mentally, but physically. Because what we live in ordinarily (as rationalists or sheikhs) is mental, while the real is as physical as ... making love.

    Note that I do not say "getting out" privileges an elite few over everyone still "trapped within", although it certainly sounds like that. From the perspective of, say, a Richard Dawkins type, if I really believe what I am saying, then I am delusional, perhaps a bit mad. If I were to tell such a person that the reason I believe this is because I had an experience where I met the Prophet himself -- then he would certainly call the white truck -- but most Sufis sincerely believe to have had such an experience, to some degree or another. And, from that perspective, just a judgement is sound. The Sufi would call Dawkins "trapped within" and he would call the Sufi "mad" -- both perspectives are complementary and necessary in fact, for us to enter paradise (and this point is where things get complicated ... see my blog for details.)

    I am being slightly playful here, and certainly very approximate. If you give me a specific question, of course, I will try to give you a very specific and serious answer -- so I invite that. In the past, I always get a LOT personally out of the discussions I have with you guys.


    Love and Light,

    Musa the Tailor

    The Divisions of Love, second album by my Cabbalacore band, the Friends of Design, out now:

    https://vimeo.com/110528857
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