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Topic: How to make a creationist even more pissed off of Evolution!
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RIBS
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How to make a creationist even more pissed off of Evolution!
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- October 23, 2009, 10:51 AM
You tell them that we not only share a common ancestor with a Monkey, but we also share a common ancestor with a Cucumber!
so tell them:
"Your grand grand grand grand........ grand cousin is a cucumber!"
....and wait for his response!
Edited the word father and changed it to cousin.
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Re: How to make a creationist even more pissed off of Evolution with just on sente!
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- October 23, 2009, 11:18 AM
I'm using that.
NineBerry
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Re: How to make a creationist even more pissed off of Evolution with just on sente!
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- October 23, 2009, 11:21 AM
Would be factually wrong. But you could say:
Your nth degree cousin is a cucumber.
bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
Saif Rahman
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- October 23, 2009, 11:55 AM
good point
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RIBS
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- October 23, 2009, 12:42 PM
Quote from: NineBerry on October 23, 2009, 11:21 AM
Would be factually wrong. But you could say:
Your nth degree cousin is a cucumber.
Yes your correct. My mistake, I should have said: tell them, your cousins are bananas, fruits, and nuts!!
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Re: How to make a creationist even more pissed off of Evolution with just on sente!
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- October 23, 2009, 12:47 PM
Especially
nuts.
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- October 23, 2009, 01:03 PM
mmmm Vindaloo, roti and greek yoghurt and cucumber mmmm
I wish I had some chutney and popadoms
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
RIBS
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- October 23, 2009, 02:16 PM
Quote from: spiral dive on October 23, 2009, 12:47 PM
Especially
nuts.
well, in that sense even a fruit-cake is a cousin... It's a baked cousin ....
OMG... I ate a cusion today LOL
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Re: How to make a creationist even more pissed off of Evolution!
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- October 23, 2009, 02:26 PM
Quote from: RIBS on October 23, 2009, 02:16 PM
OMG... I ate a cusion today LOL
I read that as cushion at first
I thought you had truly gone mad!
RIBS
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- October 23, 2009, 04:05 PM
I was thinking that maybe being a vegitarian and avoiding eating meat is a good idea after all. If sheep are our cousins then it is terrible to eat them. But then I remembered that watermelons and cucumbers are also our cousins. What else one can have for lunch?
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- October 23, 2009, 05:03 PM
Why not go the full hog and go for cannibalism instead
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