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Topic: "9 Islamic Fatwas We Can Get Behind" (Cracked.com)

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"9 Islamic Fatwas We Can Get Behind" (Cracked.com)
OP - October 26, 2009, 05:38 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_15951_9-islamic-fatwas-we-can-get-behind.html

Just a funny article from Cracked.com (which, by the way, is like crack--it's addictive.)

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Reply #1 - October 26, 2009, 08:33 PM

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The Cleric Ezzat Attiya issued a fatwa whereby otherwise unrelated men and women could work alone together only if the man were to be breast-fed by his female counterpart first. He reasoned that doing this would establish a mother-son bond, cleverly side-stepping typical rules concerning co-ed socializing.

...FTW!

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Their eyes real close together. Eyebrow ridges. Big, furry hands and feet. 'I believe God created me in one day.'
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Reply #2 - October 26, 2009, 09:30 PM

I agree with the one against people who catch and release; unless you're going eat the damn thing - fuck off back home and play 'virtual fishing' on your Nintendo Wii.

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Reply #3 - October 26, 2009, 09:38 PM

Quote from: Humra on October 26, 2009, 08:33 PM
...FTW!

http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=7200.msg178528#msg178528

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Reply #4 - October 27, 2009, 02:59 AM

I remember the Pokemon one, it was really stupid and yet a lot of people bought into it. I once bought some Pokemon video games(I was OBSESSED with them ) and my uncle comes and say, "Pokemon is haram, you know?" I wanted to punch him that time.

Also I remember the outrage Muslims showed over the breastfeeding one, the guy who issued it must have been so high on crack

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Reply #5 - October 27, 2009, 04:50 AM

Cracked.com is so much win! Always a good time pass

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