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  • Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     OP - November 24, 2009, 10:34 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #1 - November 24, 2009, 10:40 AM
    what type of monkey/ape is that?  its physique & body defintion is so human like
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #2 - November 24, 2009, 10:44 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 24, 2009, 10:40 AM
    what type of monkey/ape is that?  its physique & body defintion is so human like


    Yes indeed, as soon as I seen this image, I noticed the striking resemblance with human male physic! I am not sure but it could be a Chimp!
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #3 - November 24, 2009, 10:47 AM
    Yep, God is not a very imaginative soul is he?  He started copying his own design because he ran out of ideas.
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #4 - November 24, 2009, 10:51 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 24, 2009, 10:47 AM
    Yep, God is not a very imaginative soul is he?  He started copying his own design because he ran out of ideas.


    That is a good argument against a creationist that says God created each end every animal separately. But Muslims are getting smarter. last week some one said God created the first cell and put it on earth and the evolution is not against Islam. He was not pleased when I told him that his views are exactly the same as Agnostics! Smiley
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #5 - November 24, 2009, 10:55 AM
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    That is a good argument against a creationist that says God created each end every animal separately. But Muslims are getting smarter. last week some one said God created the first cell and put it on earth and the evolution is not against Islam. He was not pleased when I told him that his views are exactly the same as Agnostics!



    God only has to say "Be" and it is.

    He does not have to bother with this long arduous process of evolution!


    In fact evolution counts against his omnipotence.

    Challenge All Ideologies but don't Hate People.
  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #6 - November 24, 2009, 11:45 AM
    This person I was referring to is a computer software engineer "a programmer" and he said, as a programmer, making a software that can do lots of functions with a slight script change each time there is a need is the most genius as apposed to writing a totally different program each time you need one. A universal software that can do lots of things, although difficult, is the top dream for programmers!

    I think I see what he is getting at!
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #7 - November 24, 2009, 11:49 AM
    Why need script change at all when God only has to say the word BE and it is? he is after all omnipotent unlike human beings?

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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #8 - November 24, 2009, 12:21 PM
    You see I am not buying what he is saying....  But the the reason he argued that God is not suppose to intervene in his creations after he created them in the beginning. So instead of creating a new species every time, he created evolution.... I am telling you I was surprised with the views of this Muslim.
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #9 - November 24, 2009, 12:27 PM
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    But the the reason he argued that God is not suppose to intervene in his creations after he created them in the beginning


    But Abrahamic God IS an Interventionist God as oppose to the God of the Philosophers. He drowns the whole world in the flood. Kills the first borns of the Egyptians. Parts the Red Sea etc...
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #10 - November 24, 2009, 12:35 PM
    Yes you are right and that is what I said to him, and he had no answer!  Afro
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #11 - November 24, 2009, 03:07 PM
    With a little more facial hair and he'd look like a Saudi cleric.
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #12 - November 24, 2009, 04:51 PM
    the resemblance is scary, how can creationists not see that?  grin12
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #13 - November 24, 2009, 07:52 PM
    Quote from: kaiwai on November 24, 2009, 03:07 PM
    With a little more facial hair and he'd look like a Saudi cleric.

    With a little more facial hair he'd look like a creationist.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #14 - November 24, 2009, 07:57 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on November 24, 2009, 04:51 PM
    the resemblance is scary, how can creationists not see that?  grin12

    they choose not to for obvious reasons
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #15 - November 24, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Just look how he is comfortable and balanced siting on that edge. I would be on my back in no time...
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #16 - November 24, 2009, 09:39 PM
    Quote from: kaiwai on November 24, 2009, 03:07 PM
    With a little more facial hair and he'd look like a Saudi cleric.


    When was the last time a Chimp killed an apostate? Yeah, thought so, please don't insult our primate cousins like that again. I'm sensitive about these things.  Cry
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #17 - November 24, 2009, 11:44 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on November 24, 2009, 09:39 PM
    When was the last time a Chimp killed an apostate? Yeah, thought so, please don't insult our primate cousins like that again. I'm sensitive about these things.  Cry


    Aww, sorry :(

    And Chimps don't stone other primates to death Cry
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #18 - November 25, 2009, 12:55 AM
    Well, according to the hadith......... oh no, wait that was a monkey.
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #19 - November 25, 2009, 01:02 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 24, 2009, 10:40 AM
    what type of monkey/ape is that?  its physique & body defintion is so human like


    Its a bald chimpanzee, hence why you can see his physique. He is seriously ripped!
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #20 - November 25, 2009, 04:46 AM
    Are all chimps ripped like that or is this one is taking steroids?
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #21 - November 25, 2009, 04:56 AM
    This one is definitely taking something. I've never seen a chimp that ripped.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #22 - November 25, 2009, 07:43 AM
    I like IsLame's suggestion that if creationists insist on: "God created each and every species separately then surely he ran out of ideas when he copied the human's design from the ape"... "or the snake from the lizard"... or "the dog from the wolf"... or..... or... etc etc... Afro
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #23 - November 25, 2009, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 24, 2009, 10:40 AM
    what type of monkey/ape is that?  its physique & body defintion is so human like


    Just a hairless chimp. All chimps should be shot on sight.

    http://kill-all-chimps.blogspot.com/
    fuck you
  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #24 - November 25, 2009, 01:43 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on November 24, 2009, 09:39 PM
    When was the last time a Chimp killed an apostate? Yeah, thought so, please don't insult our primate cousins like that again. I'm sensitive about these things.  Cry

    Did you know?

    Bukhari Volume 5, Bk. 58, Number 188: During the pre-Islamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them.
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #25 - November 25, 2009, 02:10 PM
    Quote from: Kafirist on November 25, 2009, 04:56 AM
    This one is definitely taking something. I've never seen a chimp that ripped.


    I can't answer that but to be fair, most chimps you see are covered in thick black hair. So maybe they are ripped under that.
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #26 - November 25, 2009, 02:19 PM
    They spend all days doing trapeze acts at the zoo, what else should we expect?
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #27 - November 25, 2009, 02:28 PM
    And jacking off in front of people... hence the ribbed arms
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #28 - November 25, 2009, 03:16 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpZUsRJWBg
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  • Re: Take a look at this Ape and tell me we are not related?
     Reply #29 - November 25, 2009, 04:14 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 25, 2009, 01:43 PM
    Did you know?

    Bukhari Volume 5, Bk. 58, Number 188: During the pre-Islamic period of ignorance I saw a she-monkey surrounded by a number of monkeys. They were all stoning it, because it had committed illegal sexual intercourse. I too, stoned it along with them.


    That one always just made me laugh.  Cheesy

    Chimps enacting shariah law. Sounds like Hizb-ut-Tahrir.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

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