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Bonjour!
OP - November 25, 2009, 05:43 AM

Hello!

I'm from Canada and we're bilingual here. Don't let the Westerners say otherwise, because the East Coast beats the West Coast, including in baseless opinions.

I'm not a Muslim or an ex-Muslim, but can I join the party?

You see, I want to tell you about this guy named Jesus ... have you heard of him?

j/k
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Re: Bonjour!
Reply #1 - November 25, 2009, 06:25 AM

Welcome! I'm new here too and Canadian. But I"m from the west side (Calgary, Edmonton). So not exactly west coast.. but I guess I'll go ahead and take offense.

I think one of the moderators is also a never-a-muslim, so I can't see why they would dissallow anyone based on that criterion.

Jesus.. he's the gardener right?

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Reply #2 - November 25, 2009, 11:01 AM

You mean this dude?

I'm sorry. I'm just using this thread as an excuse to post up random jesus gifs .

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Re: Bonjour!
Reply #3 - November 25, 2009, 12:39 PM

Quote from: Pebble on November 25, 2009, 05:43 AM
Hello!

I'm from Canada and we're bilingual here.

Et bonjour a vous too, foo' Are ya from Quebec? I love Quebec.

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Don't let the Westerners say otherwise, because the East Coast beats the West Coast, including in baseless opinions.

Yes, this is true of your stronger cousins to the South here in the US as well. East Coast's where it's at, fuck the West Coast.

Quote from: Kafirist on November 25, 2009, 06:25 AM
Welcome! I'm new here too and Canadian. But I"m from the west side (Calgary, Edmonton).

WEST SIIIIDE!!!!

Okay, 2Pac was cool, so I guess there are good things about the West Coast, though Pac was originally from the East Coast, and generally-speaking, with few exceptions (like In-N-Out Burger), the East Coast rules over the West and all other areas of the US

fuck you
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Re: Bonjour!
Reply #4 - November 25, 2009, 01:36 PM

Quote from: Pebble on November 25, 2009, 05:43 AM
Hello!

I'm from Canada and we're bilingual here. Don't let the Westerners say otherwise, because the East Coast beats the West Coast, including in baseless opinions.

I'm not a Muslim or an ex-Muslim, but can I join the party?

You see, I want to tell you about this guy named Jesus ... have you heard of him?

j/k

Welcome, Pebble
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Reply #5 - November 25, 2009, 02:10 PM

Bonjour Pebbles!

My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
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Re: Bonjour!
Reply #6 - November 25, 2009, 02:28 PM

Wigan Athletic should sign him.
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Reply #7 - November 25, 2009, 05:30 PM

You know the wigan players are personally refunding the travelling fans.

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Reply #8 - November 25, 2009, 06:14 PM

Serious?
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Reply #9 - November 25, 2009, 06:28 PM

Yep, it was Melchiot's idea. Imagine going to an away game only for your team to lose 9-1!

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Reply #10 - November 25, 2009, 09:48 PM

Welcome!

I can't thank enough you guys for showing me this. Jesus and Mo is simply precious.

tea and cake or death!!!

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Reply #11 - November 26, 2009, 04:33 AM

Quote from: Q-Man on November 25, 2009, 12:39 PM
Et bonjour a vous too, foo' Are ya from Quebec? I love Quebec.

Quebec rules, especially Montreal. It's like the hipper version of Toronto.

Mais, je ne suis pas un Quebecois. I'm a Torontonian. I get to see that beautiful LED decorated phallic structure everyday on my commute to work. It's grand.
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Reply #12 - November 26, 2009, 11:45 PM

Bonjour Pebble a French speaker in Toronto, what a rare breed. Voice une biere pendant que je vais faire un petit pipi au dessous de notre symbol phallique.

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Reply #13 - November 27, 2009, 09:48 AM

Hi Pebble.

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Re: Bonjour!
Reply #14 - November 27, 2009, 04:20 PM

Welcome Pebble.

Like you, I'm neither Muslim or an Ex-Muslim. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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