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Topic: Mistletoe thread
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BerberElla
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Mistletoe thread
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- December 24, 2009, 01:42 PM
So go on, pucker up babes, give us a kiss:
Would you kiss the poster above you, under the mistletoe?
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
NineBerry
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #1
- December 24, 2009, 02:10 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on December 24, 2009, 01:42 PM
Would you kiss the poster above you, under the mistletoe?
Yeah, but only on the upper cheeks, not the lower cheeks
bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
BerberElla
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #2
- December 24, 2009, 02:20 PM
I'm a bit worried about the tusks, but if they're removable, yes.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
NineBerry
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #3
- December 24, 2009, 02:33 PM
Oh, that's just a mask:
Here's my real face
bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
Rubaiyat
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #4
- December 24, 2009, 06:22 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on December 24, 2009, 01:42 PM
So go on, pucker up babes, give us a kiss:
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Clicky for piccy!
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Would you kiss the poster above you, under the mistletoe?
Why do humans have the urge to kiss others?
I always wondered what is the evolutionary mechanism behind it....
Challenge All Ideologies but don't Hate People.
ras111
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #5
- December 24, 2009, 06:24 PM
Quote from: NineBerry on December 24, 2009, 02:33 PM
Here's my real face
(
Clicky for piccy!
)
Are you Pope Benny's brother or something?
"Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "
One very horny Turk I met on the net.
NineBerry
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #6
- December 24, 2009, 06:31 PM
No, I am the evil twin of John Kramer
bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
Colonel Q-Daffi
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #7
- December 24, 2009, 07:21 PM
No, I would not kiss NineBerry under the mistletoe. No offense, you cockdocker.
fuck you
NineBerry
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #8
- December 24, 2009, 07:25 PM
I would like to kiss Q-Man. And to play with his Festivus pole
bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
Colonel Q-Daffi
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #9
- December 24, 2009, 07:27 PM
Get in line
fuck you
BerberElla
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #10
- December 24, 2009, 07:28 PM
Quote from: Q-Man on December 24, 2009, 07:27 PM
Get in line
Yeah, behind me.
Pucker up Q.
Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
King Koopa
Ex-Muslim
Your Mom's Favorite Lover
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #11
- December 24, 2009, 07:31 PM
Quote from: NineBerry on December 24, 2009, 07:25 PM
I would like to kiss Q-Man. And to play with his Festivus pole
ROTFL
Festivus, NOT for the rest of us.
Colonel Q-Daffi
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #12
- December 24, 2009, 07:40 PM
Quote from: BerberElla on December 24, 2009, 07:28 PM
Yeah, behind me.
Fuckin A. You're gonna be waitin a while, NineBerry.
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Pucker up Q.
Hold on a sec, lemme chew some gum. I don't wanna fuck this up with bad breath, ya know?
fuck you
Colonel Q-Daffi
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #13
- December 24, 2009, 07:42 PM
Quote from: BlackDog on December 24, 2009, 07:31 PM
ROTFL
Festivus, NOT for the rest of us.
Don't lie. You know you want Q's Festivus pole, while Kafirist stands in the corner slowly and sensually eating a cheeseburger at your command. Yeah, we know what you're all about, BlackDog
fuck you
King Koopa
Ex-Muslim
Your Mom's Favorite Lover
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #14
- December 24, 2009, 07:45 PM
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Don't lie. You know you want Q's Festivus pole, while Kafirist stands in the corner slowly and sensually eating a cheeseburger at your command. Yeah, we know what you're all about, BlackDog
*DIES* ROTFL hahahaha
Colonel Q-Daffi
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #15
- December 24, 2009, 07:48 PM
Too bad that you wrote that whole cheeseburger thing in the ShoutBox-- that was definitely worth preservation on the forum, and had I thought about it, I woulda saved it for my next sig line.
fuck you
King Koopa
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Your Mom's Favorite Lover
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Re: Mistletoe thread
Reply #16
- December 24, 2009, 07:53 PM
haha thanks man, yeah i guess it's gone for ever? Maybe I can make a Christmas wish? I wish, that I could recover my cheeseburger joke from the shout-box... anybody?
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