Btw, anyone voting for #4 will be banned by Osmanthus. FROM LIFE!!
Nope. Insanity is a valid plea for the defense.

I've got to say, those Aztecs must have been onto something with the old cutting the hearts out of living men to appease the Sun God routine.
Anyway, Egyptian religion was the best religion of all time, go jump in a river if you disagree, their shit was great.
The Aztecs were serious biz. It wasn't just the hearts stuff. They used to do all sorts of things for various gods, and most of them were nasty.
Anyway I voted #2.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.