Metaphysical Naturalist (posts in damnation)
King Tut (me being accused of acting like MN in damnation or my deamgirl thread: wtf was I thinkin?)
A man wants his woman (Ideal mate) to be ideally almost identical to his mother in nature not necessarily physically identical this is due to the Oedipus complex as Freud stated adult neurosis often has root in childhood sexuality, Freud proposed that these behaviors were childhood expressions of sexual fantasy and desire. Moreover, he stated that a child has attachment and sexual desire to particular body parts while growing up and moving through the sexual development of the child, which he called "libido development" although I am not really going to go into great detail on this as its extremely technical and would be beyond the comprehension of most users on this forum. In essence Freud stated onces a child grows up he suppresses his sexual desires for his mother.
In my opinion due to these psychosexual traits man wants a woman who is like his mother, and also like a wife. Its an innate trait everyone of you as children (males) had sexual lust for your mothers. This trait in my opinion in adulthood plays on the subconscious mind thus men require a woman (ideally) who is like their won mother in nature the sexual desire for such a women is more intense and sexually satisfying, some men drink breast milk of the wife and this is fine its normal.
My ideal woman would be someone who is like my mother assertive at times and loving and sensual at times who feeds me and dresses me, and comforts me through hard times. This is what every young man desires, but not ever woman wants to play this role, as they see it as raising a child who just has sex with you. Women if you need a man this is how you get him! be like his mother!
I nominate pretty much the whole damnation section, that shit was classic, we should have a section like this on here, as an opt-in you opt-into damnation for two weeks where anything goes, the rant-area here is a little too overly modded.
Here is anyone wants to check the damnation section out, from the old forum:
Here is my username and password you can use to acess:
Username: King tut
Password: 12345678
http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/weaponstestingrange/index.php/board,11.0.html 
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