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WINE!
OP - February 22, 2010, 04:54 PM

Surat Al Wine

1. Wine!

2. What have you been told about Wine?

3. It's taste sweet as a virgin's kiss.

4. It's bitter aftertaste like her morning breath.

5. What know you of Wine?

6. One sip lasts for a thousand years.

5. But the disbelievers mock. They spread falsitudes

7. In the dark they drink Budweiser, urine of camels. Detestable

8. So gather round the blessings of your Lord

9. And sip from the heavenly cup
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Reply #1 - February 22, 2010, 05:01 PM

Allahu akbar!!!!

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Reply #2 - February 22, 2010, 05:04 PM

takbeeeer

Allah I thank you for the wine. From the cup that I drink. The jeweled cup. I do not get drunk from it and I get no headache. Now. The headache I can be without. But Allah what the fuck is the point of wine with intoxication? I mean this is what I'm going to heaven for? Grape Juice?

For my Chappelle fans, What do they serve in hell?

Grape drink!
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Reply #3 - February 22, 2010, 10:53 PM

No heavenly poems for hard liquor?

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Reply #4 - February 22, 2010, 11:17 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on February 22, 2010, 05:04 PM
takbeeeer

Allah I thank you for the wine. From the cup that I drink. The jeweled cup. I do not get drunk from it and I get no headache. Now. The headache I can be without. But Allah what the fuck is the point of wine with intoxication? I mean this is what I'm going to heaven for? Grape Juice?

For my Chappelle fans, What do they serve in hell?

Grape drink!

You know, even when I was a Muslim I never use to get that

Every time I thought about it I was like "but I want to get drunk and I don't really like the taste anyway..." so I tried not to think about it

After all, there was still a never ending fuckfest to look forward too
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Reply #5 - February 22, 2010, 11:27 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on February 22, 2010, 04:54 PM
Surat Al Wine

1. Wine!

2. What have you been told about Wine?

3. It's taste sweet as a virgin's kiss.

4. It's bitter aftertaste like her morning breath.

5. What know you of Wine?

6. One sip lasts for a thousand years.

5. But the disbelievers mock. They spread falsitudes

7. In the dark they drink Budweiser, urine of camels. Detestable

8. So gather round the blessings of your Lord

9. And sip from the heavenly cup

This is NOT Gods word - but only a translation.

Here is God's exact word:

الخمر

ما ادراك ما الخمر

طعمه عذب مثل قُبلة العذراء

مَذاقه التِلْوِيّ المرير مثل نَفَسها في الصباح

ما علمت عن الخمر؟

رَشفَة واحدة استمرت الف سنة

واستهزئوا من الكفار وافتروا كذبا

يشربون بدواسر غير مرئيّ بول الابل البغيض

فاجتمعوا لبركات ربكم

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Reply #6 - February 23, 2010, 03:17 AM

Quote from: Hassan on February 22, 2010, 11:27 PM

This is NOT Gods word - but only a translation.

Here is God's exact word:

الخمر

ما ادراك ما الخمر

طعمه عذب مثل قُبلة العذراء

مَذاقه التِلْوِيّ المرير مثل نَفَسها في الصباح

ما علمت عن الخمر؟

رَشفَة واحدة استمرت الف سنة

واستهزئوا من الكفار وافتروا كذبا

يشربون بدواسر غير مرئيّ بول الابل البغيض

فاجتمعوا لبركات ربكم

وارتشف من كأس الجنة

I swear, if an imam recites that in a small mosque in a non Arabic speaking nation, most prople wont even know the difference!

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Reply #7 - February 23, 2010, 03:55 AM

Brother, we're not all native speakers of Arabic!

Where are the harakat?? I want to recite this surah in my prayer tonight

lol

I tried reading it like the Quran but you'd have to write it in Arabic first to make it rhyme, aye?

Have you ever tried making some verses mimicking the Quran? When I was a Muslim sometimes I use to change some of the words or make up gibberish that sounded right when I was in the mood to recite something and couldn't remember it properly.

Funny business, I always said that it was a miracle and couldn't be replicated. Lucky nobody ever challenged me on that! Or perhaps not lucky...

I think trying to memorise that thing, vowel sound for bloody vowel sound, was one of the most frustrating things I've ever felt totally obligated to do.

I'm so happy they don't make us memorise things like the periodic table at Uni anymore

Science is a pleasure that schools manage to make a drag.
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Re: WINE!
Reply #8 - February 23, 2010, 07:10 AM

Quote from: Hassan on February 22, 2010, 11:27 PM

This is NOT Gods word - but only a translation.

Here is God's exact word:

الخمر

ما ادراك ما الخمر

طعمه عذب مثل قُبلة العذراء

مَذاقه التِلْوِيّ المرير مثل نَفَسها في الصباح

ما علمت عن الخمر؟

رَشفَة واحدة استمرت الف سنة

واستهزئوا من الكفار وافتروا كذبا

يشربون بدواسر غير مرئيّ بول الابل البغيض

فاجتمعوا لبركات ربكم

وارتشف من كأس الجنة

hahaha al khamar
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