The Kope Squad

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The Kope Squad
OP - February 27, 2010, 04:07 PM

Q-Man - The General

He has since long moved up from the early days of being Kope's personal body-guard. In fact the movie Bodyguard with Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner is a thinly veiled story based on the real tale. With Kope growing in power it became more and more difficult for them to keep the relationship intimate and close-knit. Finally Q-Man had to be upgraded. It was either that or self-imposed ex-communication wearing a chastity lock.

Hassan - Foreign Minister

Hassan started first as a young man handing out pamphlets and leading demonstrations. His voice plus a megaphone = sex. His charisma and boyishly handsome looks moved him up the ranks to finally become President of the International Student Organization. Later in his life he became an Ambassador in the Service of His Majesty and Sovereign Lord of the World Kope in various countries including Barbados, Belize and Mozambique.

Iblis - Minister of Propaganda (Troll-King par excellence)

Also known as the Vitriol Troll. The youngest member of the Squad he was found by the Sweet One in a dingy stand-up club. According to the Sahih Hadith of Berberella Kope (pbuh) had a vision of Iblis making a palm-tree laugh until it cried and knew he had to recruit him. It took one look at the Great One's Radiant Face to know he had finally found his true calling; making shit up and getting paid for it.
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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #1 - February 27, 2010, 06:25 PM

Hey, who am I?

''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #2 - February 27, 2010, 06:26 PM

I'm not sure. We have no data on you, what is your status with King Kope The Great?
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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #3 - February 27, 2010, 06:29 PM

Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.
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Reply #4 - February 27, 2010, 10:25 PM

Where can I get the application form for an apostle? And do you require interviews?

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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #5 - February 28, 2010, 06:41 PM

Infidel - The Poster Child

After watching this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS181X4F3bw

King Kope The Great decided that He will also be for the children. Being a merciful leader he had always had a fondness for children but being a badass there's only so much crying he could take before he'd *censored*

The solution was to create the perfect Poster Boy for all the children and teenagers out there lost without the knowledge of our leader's Sweetness. In a top secret lab, scientists worked day and night, on a mission that rivals anything Nasa has done and the LHC project, both in numbers and in expenditure, to create the perfect Poster Boy. And they succeeded. A biotic young man with unrivaled intelligence and dimples to make the most hardened stepmothers croon and hand out their young daughters. Rumors have it that Stephenie Meyer had begged Kope to let Infidel play the male role but when Kope reviewed the script he threatened to *censored* and the question never came up again.
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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #6 - March 01, 2010, 07:56 AM

A thread of monumental proportions!
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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #7 - March 01, 2010, 08:29 AM
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Re: The Kope Squad
Reply #8 - March 01, 2010, 08:39 AM

Sometimes I often forget that Kope and a poster named rayback are not the same person.

Quote from: rayback on May 12, 2009, 12:23 PM
Thats right.

In Hell.

He gave us the Beginning.

He gave us the Middle.

He could not give us his End.

The poor guy doesnt know.

When you drop the torch, you will be in darkness. Your End is in Hell.

Sorry, these are not my rules. I didnt make them.

You mess up, your plane will land in the Fire.

Nothing can save you.

This was his post in my ex-Muslim blog

Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
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Re: The Kope Squad
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