Jannah For Men

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #30 - March 10, 2010, 06:26 PM

Quote from: IsLame on March 10, 2010, 06:23 PM

Anyone seen the movie?

Yeah, great movies. I LOL'ed. Cheesy

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #32 - March 10, 2010, 06:48 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on March 10, 2010, 06:34 PM

Fucking takes the piss doesn't it?

And yet a mans emotions, ie jealousy will still exist, as shown :

“I entered Paradise, where I saw ar-Rumaysa, the wife of Abu Talhah. And I heard footsteps and asked, ‘Who is that?’ He [Jibreel] said, ‘That is Bilaal.’ And I saw a palace with women in its courtyard. I asked, ‘Whose is this?’ They said, ‘It is for ‘Umar ibn al-Khattab.’ I had wanted to go in and look at it, but I remembered your jealousy [where women are concerned].’ Umar said, ‘May my mother and father be sacrificed for you, O Messenger of Allah, would I feel jealous from you?’” muslim 31 - 5896

I mean, he doesn't go into the palace cos he knows the dude will get jealous. If jealousy is an ugly human worldy emotion given by the apple, you would think both men and women would lose it in this so called paradise.

Islam is absurd.

Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM

Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #34 - March 10, 2010, 07:24 PM

Men in jannah will have eternal boners! Allahu snackbar! dance

"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
~Sir Richard Francis Burton

"I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
~RIBS

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #36 - March 10, 2010, 09:22 PM

Quote from: Cool Canadian on March 10, 2010, 07:24 PM

Men in jannah will have eternal boners! Allahu snackbar! dance

Right, that's it. I'm converting.

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #38 - March 11, 2010, 03:01 AM

Quote from: Iblis on March 10, 2010, 05:58 PM

Wow, you have totally besmirched my honor. I doth protest, I am straight!

And I demand a duel to avenge this slandering of my clearly tits-loving nature. You, me, naked, oiled up, wrestling match. The winner shall prove that he is the straightest of them all!!

Careful. My fingers tend to 'explore'. whistling2

Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #40 - March 12, 2010, 05:07 AM

Quote from: BerberElla on March 10, 2010, 12:54 PM

Lol I will give that slice of heaven a miss thanks.

This is my personal heaven:

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Phwoar......I saw phwoarr Phwoar

Or:

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I think I just wet my pants a little. :'(

Manly man, in some warrior outfit...........cold shower. Cheesy

Ummm........this guy:

Id go back to Islam for 72 Evan Farmers in a heartbeat 001_wub

"We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen

Re: Jannah For Men

Reply #42 - March 12, 2010, 05:20 PM

Its not just the body, Its the face BD, the face... Abs are sexy, but that face...*drools over keyboard*

If you ever have plastic surgery to look like Evan Farmer, call me. cool2