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 Topic: Why do people laugh at Islam?

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  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #30 - March 12, 2010, 12:04 PM
    Dude, I'm DEFINITELY subscribing to your channel! Afro
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  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #31 - March 12, 2010, 01:25 PM
    Carnival strongman mustache = I will listen to anything you have to say
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #32 - March 12, 2010, 01:47 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on March 11, 2010, 11:33 PM
    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Well, guess I'd better stay away from rocks then!
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #33 - March 12, 2010, 01:57 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #34 - March 12, 2010, 03:27 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on March 11, 2010, 07:00 PM
    A different approach,  unadulterated ridicule.  Interesting to see the response from muslims,  I suspect it will be the same as AbuYs..


    What do you mean? I complimented the video, in paritcular for its artistic impression.
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #35 - March 12, 2010, 03:30 PM
    I never thought I'd live to see man-boobs talking. It was a bit unsettling.
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #36 - March 12, 2010, 03:38 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on March 12, 2010, 03:30 PM
    I never thought I'd live to see man-boobs talking. It was a bit unsettling.


    Did it "excite" you?  Wink
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #37 - March 12, 2010, 07:24 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on March 12, 2010, 03:38 PM
    Did it "excite" you?  Wink


     yes

    (it will be our little secret, right?)
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #38 - March 12, 2010, 08:26 PM
    Next time your do a video, can you swirl a set these, pretty please?



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  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #39 - March 12, 2010, 08:41 PM
    Oooh, nipple tassels are fun Smiley
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #40 - March 12, 2010, 09:49 PM
    lol
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #41 - March 14, 2010, 04:35 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on March 11, 2010, 10:26 AM
    Here is the first of my series, I hope you enjoy it Smiley

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDcC21vqUxg
     Smiley




    lol
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #42 - March 15, 2010, 12:28 AM
    Book 032, Number 6222:

        Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The gates of Paradise are not opened but on two days, Monday and Thursday. and then every servant (of Allah) is granted pardon who does not associate anything with Allah except the person in whose (heart) there is rancour against his brother. And it would be said: Look towards both of them until there is reconciliation; look toward both of them until there is reconciliation; look towards both of them until there is reconciliation. This hadith has been narrated on the authority of Suhail who narrated it on the authority of his father with the chain of transmitters of MaIik, but with this variation of wording:, (Those would not be granted pardon) who bycott each other."

    Heaven is only open for entry two days out of the week? Or I am not understanding something?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #43 - March 15, 2010, 08:41 AM
    Quote from: deusvult on March 15, 2010, 12:28 AM
    Book 032, Number 6222:

        Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: The gates of Paradise are not opened but on two days, Monday and Thursday. and then every servant (of Allah) is granted pardon who does not associate anything with Allah except the person in whose (heart) there is rancour against his brother. And it would be said: Look towards both of them until there is reconciliation; look toward both of them until there is reconciliation; look towards both of them until there is reconciliation. This hadith has been narrated on the authority of Suhail who narrated it on the authority of his father with the chain of transmitters of MaIik, but with this variation of wording:, (Those would not be granted pardon) who bycott each other."

    Heaven is only open for entry two days out of the week? Or I am not understanding something?



    Oh come on!  It wouldn't be heaven if you had to work more than 2 days a week at the Allah theme park!
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #44 - March 15, 2010, 01:28 PM
    What the hell does this hadith mean:

    Volume 8, Book 82, Number 830:

    Narrated Abu Huraira:

    A bedouin came to Allah's Apostle and said, "My wife has delivered a black child." The Prophet said to him, "Have you camels?" He replied, "Yes." The Prophet said, "What color are they?" He replied, "They are red." The Prophet further asked, "Are any of them gray in color?" He replied, "Yes." The Prophet asked him, "Whence did that grayness come?" He said, "I think it descended from the camel's ancestors." Then the Prophet said (to him), "Therefore, this child of yours has most probably inherited the color from his ancestors."

    Bestiality? With camels?

  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #45 - March 15, 2010, 01:37 PM
    No he meant the child is black because his ancestors were black.

    Its basic DNA.

    That and the possibilty that his wife was cheating on him.
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #46 - March 15, 2010, 02:24 PM
    Quote from: Zebedee on March 15, 2010, 01:28 PM
    What the hell does this hadith mean:


    It means Bilal owes him a favour  Wink
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #47 - March 15, 2010, 02:39 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #48 - March 15, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Wow, if the prophet really went through that long-winded obvious explaination he really was  sad dumbfuck.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #49 - March 15, 2010, 04:26 PM
    Quote from: TheRationalizer on March 15, 2010, 02:24 PM
    It means Bilal owes him a favour  Wink


    Haha!
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #50 - March 15, 2010, 06:40 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 15, 2010, 02:44 PM
    Wow, if the prophet really went through that long-winded obvious explaination he really was  sad dumbfuck.


    Obviously because he is wise.  Though it probably would have been better to say " You are Arab, your wife is Arab, your kid is black.  Your wife cheated on you" .  

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #51 - March 15, 2010, 06:43 PM
    It's a funny story though.

    Black dudes: sowing paternity doubts since 670AD. Grin
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #52 - March 15, 2010, 06:47 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on March 15, 2010, 06:40 PM
    Obviously because he is wise.  Though it probably would have been better to say " You are Arab, your wife is Arab, your kid is black.  Your wife cheated on you"


    Actually it looks like he was being quite wise.  It was akin to two brown haired people conceiving a ginger child.
    I don't come here any more due to unfair moderation.
    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=30785
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #53 - March 15, 2010, 06:47 PM
    I wonder if any cheating wife has used that Hadith though.  "No no no I didn't cheat I have some black ancestors on my fathers side.  The dark color must have skipped 4 generations. Here is the hadith to prove it.  I would never cheat on you with some smooth dark chocolate hunk of an man with his muscles rippling and so so fine.  I would never do that. Now I'm going to go to the store with my chaperon Tyrone, don't be so suspicious next time."
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #54 - March 15, 2010, 06:50 PM
     Cheesy
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #55 - March 15, 2010, 06:51 PM
    TYRON ROFL
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #56 - March 15, 2010, 06:52 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on March 15, 2010, 06:40 PM
    Obviously because he is wise.  Though it probably would have been better to say " You are Arab, your wife is Arab, your kid is black.  Your wife cheated on you" .  




    He should have just consulted Nate Dogg. He would have set him straight:

    "Your wife, my bitch. Your love, my trick. Her mouth, my dick"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyJDi8RHAE8
  • Re: Why do people laugh at Islam?
     Reply #57 - March 15, 2010, 09:09 PM
    Split thread with posts with songs that match hadiths/quran verses here: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=9193.0
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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