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  • Is Satan Catholic?
     OP - March 27, 2010, 03:13 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKg4HLsu5gE

    Pat Condell strikes back  Wink
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #1 - March 27, 2010, 03:37 PM
    Yes, I am. Next question, please
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #2 - March 27, 2010, 03:37 PM
    OMG I soooo love Pat  Cheesy
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #3 - March 27, 2010, 05:48 PM
    Just watched that, Pat is awesome Afro
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    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #4 - March 27, 2010, 06:55 PM
    Hitler was never ex-communicated? Wtf? Huh?
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #5 - March 27, 2010, 07:23 PM
    This is why I have always had a problem when devout Christians bash Islam - Pot calling the kettle black - Hypocrites!
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #6 - March 28, 2010, 07:28 AM
    I don't understand why so many fundamentalist Protestants hate Catholics (well the word fundamentalist should answer that statement  Tongue).
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #7 - March 28, 2010, 07:56 AM
    I can't watch You Tubes on this computer.  What reason does he give for Satan being Catholic?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #8 - March 28, 2010, 08:19 AM
    Well first he mentions the Inquisition and the Crusades then he spends 5 minutes stressing that one of the Church's official policies for centuries was promoting Antisemitism. He gives an example that no Nazi was ever ex-communicated while almost every known Communist was......etc

    You should check the articles in the video description:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/7416458/Chief-exorcist-says-Devil-is-in-Vatican.html
    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7056689.ece
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #9 - March 28, 2010, 08:27 AM
    Quote from: kb999 on March 28, 2010, 07:28 AM
    I don't understand why so many fundamentalist Protestants hate Catholics (well the word fundamentalist should answer that statement  Tongue).


    The Catholic church has patron saints, traditions and a hierarchy attached to the faith, the protestants religious movement was about removing all things not written directly in the bible from Christianity.

    There were also massive wars and civil wars between the two faiths that also divides them.
    "In a child's power to master the multiplication table, there is more sanctity than in all your shouted "amens" and "holy holies" and "hosannas." An idea is a greater monument than a cathedral. And the advance of man's knowledge is a greater miracle than all the sticks" - Henry Drummond
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #10 - March 28, 2010, 08:30 AM
    His case seems a bit thin, but the articles are funny.  Demonic possession can make you vomit shards of glass - lolol.  That would be a cool party trick, how do I get possessed?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #11 - March 28, 2010, 08:39 AM
    The Pope should be in Jail.


    I want him extradited under RICO laws, if the UN does not do it, c'mon Pres. Obama.....send in the 82nd.
    You have no idea how much I'd like to zip tie the Pope.
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #12 - March 28, 2010, 08:40 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on March 28, 2010, 08:30 AM
     That would be a cool party trick, how do I get possessed?


    I guess by doing sake bombers
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #13 - March 28, 2010, 11:22 AM
    Quote from: Nerzule on March 28, 2010, 08:27 AM
    The Catholic church has patron saints, traditions and a hierarchy attached to the faith, the protestants religious movement was about removing all things not written directly in the bible from Christianity.

    There were also massive wars and civil wars between the two faiths that also divides them.

    And the infamous transubstantiation ^_^
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #14 - March 28, 2010, 11:25 AM
    Quote from: Iblis on March 27, 2010, 06:55 PM
    Hitler was never ex-communicated? Wtf? Huh?

    Lol, cause he never disbelieved in God ;(
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #15 - March 28, 2010, 11:27 AM
    Quote from: Homer on March 28, 2010, 08:39 AM
    The Pope should be in Jail.


    I want him extradited under RICO laws, if the UN does not do it, c'mon Pres. Obama.....send in the 82nd.
    You have no idea how much I'd like to zip tie the Pope.

    He's a head of state, I suspect he has diplomatic immunity basically everywhere ;\
    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #16 - March 28, 2010, 12:13 PM
    Well, Hitler was (in 1931) warned he could be excommunicated if he repeated such a serious and offensive crime against God and the Church as he had done in that year!
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #17 - March 28, 2010, 06:17 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on March 28, 2010, 11:27 AM
    He's a head of state, I suspect he has diplomatic immunity basically everywhere ;\


    Yep, which is why we may have to launch....operation vatican freedom (tm)
    The foundation of superstition is ignorance, the
    superstructure is faith and the dome is a vain hope. Superstition
    is the child of ignorance and the mother of misery.
    -Robert G. Ingersoll (1898)

     "Do time ninjas have this ability?" "Yeah. Only they stay silent and aren't douchebags."  -Ibl
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #18 - March 28, 2010, 06:19 PM
    They have Swiss guards though!!!
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #19 - March 28, 2010, 06:32 PM
    Quote from: Tlaloc on March 28, 2010, 11:25 AM
    Lol, cause he never disbelieved in God ;(


    I remember reading this South American girl who was about 6-9 years old got raped and she became pregnant. Her parents decided to give her an abortion to protect her life, and her family got excommunicated from the Catholic Church.  Angry
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #20 - March 28, 2010, 06:47 PM
    The excommunication was rescinded on the orders of the Pope, and the bishop responsible was told off for it.  Say what you like about Pope Benny but he's not completely stupid.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #21 - March 28, 2010, 11:06 PM
    Cheetah, what's going on in Eire atm? has the shit hit the fan? will this scandal disenchant the Irish public from religion?
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #22 - March 29, 2010, 07:11 AM
    The shit's hit the fan to a certain extent - there's a lot of public anger, there have been protests in churches around the country during Sunday mass and the like.  But the Irish public were becoming increasingly irreligious anyway, so this is more of a catalyst for an existing trend than the reason for the trend.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #23 - March 29, 2010, 07:42 AM
    Quote from: NineBerry on March 28, 2010, 12:13 PM
    Well, Hitler was (in 1931) warned he could be excommunicated if he repeated such a serious and offensive crime against God and the Church as he had done in that year!


    I am disappointed that no one fell in the trap I had built up and asked what the serious and offensive crime was...  Cry
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #24 - March 29, 2010, 07:49 AM
    He called the Pope a wanker?
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #25 - March 29, 2010, 07:50 AM
    He used a condom?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #26 - March 29, 2010, 07:58 AM
    No. He was the best man of Goebbels who married a divorced woman. Goebbels himself was excommunicated for the marriage.
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  • Re: Is Satan Catholic?
     Reply #27 - March 29, 2010, 08:00 AM
    Of course. Knew it had to be something really important. Moral guidance FTW.  Afro
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