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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #30 - March 29, 2010, 01:29 PM

Greetings and salutations!

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #31 - March 29, 2010, 01:50 PM

Quote from: Abood on March 29, 2010, 06:46 AM
Hello, people! New member here. Ex-Muslim and devout enemy of God.

May Islam rest in pieces.

Hi and welcome Abood. When you can say 'Devout enemy of all gods', you'll know you've got it cracked. But I guess God's a good start.

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #32 - March 29, 2010, 02:11 PM

Welcome to the Dark Side.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #33 - March 29, 2010, 02:17 PM

Hola!

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #34 - March 29, 2010, 03:16 PM

Welcome Abood.

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #35 - March 29, 2010, 03:35 PM

Ya hala ib 3abood
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #36 - March 29, 2010, 03:39 PM

heya deary, welcome into the hell family.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #37 - March 29, 2010, 07:52 PM

Wow, thanks everyone for the welcome! I never thought there'd be so many people here.

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Was it Islam, religion or theology that didn't make sense, please elaborate?

Religion.

One thing I remember that hit me really hard and had a huge impact is someone saying, "If God created the universe, who created God?" It really shocked me and I can definitely say that I disbelieved in God from that point.

I was very skeptical before that, though. I was actually a Liberal Muslim, but I knew but kept suppressing the fact that Liberal Islam is just insincerity. There are some things in the Quran and Hadith that cannot be interpreted in a liberal way.

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How did you come across this forum?

Through a video on YouTube.

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When you can say 'Devout enemy of all gods', you'll know you've got it cracked. But I guess God's a good start.

I'm very much a militant atheist.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #38 - March 29, 2010, 09:45 PM

Quote from: Abood on March 29, 2010, 07:52 PM
Through a video on YouTube.

Let us know which one it was and how you found it Its always good to know so we can focus on the successful strategies that rope people onto this site

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #39 - March 29, 2010, 10:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze7uwcCeueE

I think it was recommended to me on my YouTube homepage.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #40 - March 29, 2010, 10:51 PM

yes! it is already working

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #41 - March 30, 2010, 12:59 AM

I have to say, im not an enemy of god, or gods for that matter. Because something nonexistant cant be your enemy.

I would concider myself a critic of religions. A rational thinker. A secularist and humanist.

But never called myself enemy of god.

Just my 2 cents to the topic...and im off! *fooooosh, flies away*

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #42 - March 30, 2010, 03:00 AM

Quote from: DigDeep on March 30, 2010, 12:59 AM
I have to say, im not an enemy of god, or gods for that matter. Because something nonexistant cant be your enemy.

I would concider myself a critic of religions. A rational thinker. A secularist and humanist.

But never called myself enemy of god.

Just my 2 cents to the topic...and im off! *fooooosh, flies away*

It's metaphorical.

Like god.

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #43 - March 30, 2010, 03:15 AM

grabs digdeep by the tail before flying away...
mm maybe deist ..
but either way .. someone once told me.. avoid labelling yourself.. it only identifies your enemies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #44 - March 30, 2010, 03:25 AM

Quote from: Abood on March 29, 2010, 07:01 AM
Kuwait.

Welcome Abood! I spent 3 years in Kuwait teaching English. I went there as a devout Muslim, and during my last 4 months there finally apostated. What a wonderful country

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #45 - March 30, 2010, 04:03 AM

welcome!!

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #46 - March 31, 2010, 09:58 AM

Nope, im an Atheist!

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #47 - March 31, 2010, 10:37 AM

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I spent 3 years in Kuwait teaching English.

Where did you teach?

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What a wonderful country

Yeh. Too bad it's taken over by Islamists and tribalists.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #48 - July 08, 2010, 05:52 PM

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Quote from: nugzy on March 29, 2010, 07:02 AM
Welcome man, and haha I remember even as a devout muslim I used to sometimes think of porn while I really prayed.

I onced attended a friday prayer at the mosque while the imam was deliviring a sermon,i was wearing a hoodie so i plugged my earpiece and listen to Bob Marley until the imam finished his sermon and we started praying,kind of strange feeling though but it was better than listening to sermon

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #49 - July 08, 2010, 06:07 PM

Good thing you didnt end up doing this funky dance in the middle of the khutba

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #50 - July 08, 2010, 06:09 PM

^

Why the fuck is this thread back to life?
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #51 - July 08, 2010, 06:11 PM

i would have probably done the Moonwalk if i was listening to "The State of Shock"

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #52 - July 08, 2010, 06:15 PM

Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 08, 2010, 06:11 PM
i would have probably done the Moonwalk if i was listening to "The State of Shock"

fixed -

Good thing you didnt end up doing this funky dance in the middle of the khutba

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #53 - July 08, 2010, 06:16 PM

*singing* one heart, one love... lets get together and smoke some weed!

There were NO cute asses in my masjid.. they were either bony
or way too fat LOL but a distraction, nevertheless. I couldnt understand
most of what the speakers were saying (we had no imam, so they would
alternate on jummah). the only one i understood was a moroccan guy
talking about shaytan pissing in your ears if you didnt wake up for fajr.

It traumatized me to this day

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #54 - July 08, 2010, 06:21 PM

another version that i have heard is that if you didn't a wear white cap or turban shaytan will piss on your heard

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #55 - July 08, 2010, 06:27 PM

funniest is that if you dont stand in straight lines and keep the gap minimum the shaitan prays between you and the next dude. but what about the mullah who is praying at the front by himself ?? is he surrounded by the shaitan ?!?!?!

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #56 - July 08, 2010, 06:28 PM

seriously, what kind of religion (any of them) can sit/stand in
holy/sacred place, and talk about devils pissing in your ears,
or on you head? That a fucked up image for anyone!!!
The images cast in xianity werent much better, either.

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #57 - July 08, 2010, 06:30 PM

I actually got lectured about which ear (the left) to hold my
damned cell phone to!

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #58 - July 08, 2010, 06:31 PM

Oh Another one too that i have heard during khutba is that if you don't say bismillah before you eat, you will share the same meal with shaytan

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
Reply #59 - July 08, 2010, 06:45 PM

naija!! I know! LOL What i never practiced was when i was taught
what to say before, during and after going to the bathroom
That was the stupidest and funniest thing i think i had learned about
in islam!

I think momo had obsessive compulsive disorder, too. He was
a clean freak beyond words. Nothing wrong with being clean,
but COME ON!! the dude took it to the extreme

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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