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 Topic: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?

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  • What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     OP - April 19, 2010, 09:41 PM
    Gervais would get rid of denominational schools and Merchant would have Lady Gaga read the news!


    What would YOU do?


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8602143.stm?=8619664
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #1 - April 19, 2010, 09:51 PM
    Ive never understood why there as so many atheists in the comedian profession!
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  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #2 - April 19, 2010, 09:55 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 19, 2010, 09:51 PM
    Ive never understood why there as so many atheists in the comedian profession!


    Come on then - what would you do?  Pick one law/thing (funny or serious).
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #3 - April 19, 2010, 09:58 PM
    I would bring in "Hugging Time"

    At a random time a bell would ring and you had to hug someone around you!

    Then carry on!  grin12
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #4 - April 19, 2010, 10:01 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on April 19, 2010, 09:51 PM
    Ive never understood why there as so many atheists in the comedian profession!


    To be a comedian you have to be cynical about things.  Religion can't survive cynicism
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #5 - April 19, 2010, 10:02 PM
    Serious one:
    I would substantially raise the efforts to spark interest in science and mathematics among children and teenagers in school.
    Like making "The Cosmos" a part of the curriculum.  Afro

    Quote from: deusvult on April 19, 2010, 10:01 PM
    To be a comedian you have to be cynical about things.  Religion can't survive cynicism


    Not all are though. I this guy is very funny, but I know many find him extremely annoying!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ59qIwXGY
    Bukhari 62:142 - Narrated Anas bin Malik:
       The Prophet used to pass by (have sexual relation with) all his wives in one night, and at that time he had nine wives.
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #6 - April 19, 2010, 10:05 PM
    Easy.  Ban religion from schools & divource it from state. 
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  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #7 - April 19, 2010, 10:18 PM
    I bet I know which newspaper Margaret from Wiltshire reads!

    "I'd make sure taxpayers don't have to look after single mums" - stupid old cow!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #8 - April 19, 2010, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: Mixu Paatelainen on April 19, 2010, 10:18 PM
    I bet I know which newspaper Margaret from Wiltshire reads!

    "I'd make sure taxpayers don't have to look after single mums" - stupid old cow!


    lol... yeah bring back Workhouses!
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #9 - April 19, 2010, 10:36 PM
    ^ I'd make sure there were a "Daily Mail readers' tax" specifically for supporting refugees and single mothers (with bonus tax credits for asylum seeking single mothers).
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #10 - April 19, 2010, 10:38 PM
    Its quite funny how most of what people would do if they were prime minister for a day is quite selfish. Like the woman with glasses who would provide free eyecare for all!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #11 - April 19, 2010, 10:45 PM

    I'd close down all sub-standard Chinese restaurants and take-aways and make it law that only excellent Chinese restaurants and take-aways are allowed.

    I'd send all those involved in the 'Go Compare' insurance advert to the Tower of London and have them stabbed for annoyance against the Crown.

    I'd make Pear Drops available on the NHS.

    I'd ban all male immigration for ten years. For the next ten years, only women are allowed to emigrate to the UK, and encourage this new wave of mass female immigration from areas of the world lacking in Britain's cosmopolitan society at the moment - what that means is Brazilian, Colombian, Mexican, Venezuelan, Cuban and Dominican women are fast-forwarded in this new system and society we shall create.

    I would allow pubs to allow smoking saloons at their discretion, especially for cigar smokers.

    I would institute three national holidays - one for Shakespeare, one for The Beatles, and one for Britain's greatest civilisational achievment - Scotch Whisky Day.

    That's it, for now.





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  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #12 - April 19, 2010, 10:49 PM
    Quote from: Mixu Paatelainen on April 19, 2010, 10:38 PM
    Its quite funny how most of what people would do if they were prime minister for a day is quite selfish. Like the woman with glasses who would provide free eyecare for all!


    It's the human condition - our egos, desires, flaws, and experiences define the way we interact with everyone and everything.
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #13 - April 19, 2010, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: billy on April 19, 2010, 10:45 PM
    I would allow pubs to allow smoking saloons at their discretion, especially for cigar smokers.

    I would institute three national holidays - one for Shakespeare, one for The Beatles, and one for Britain's greatest civilisational achievment - Scotch Whisky Day.

    Seriously feeling the whisky and cigar love.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #14 - April 19, 2010, 10:54 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 19, 2010, 09:58 PM
    I would bring in "Hugging Time"

    At a random time a bell would ring and you had to hug someone around you!

    Then carry on!  grin12


    I'm sorry, but I just can't vote for you anymore, that's like setting up a torture state for me, hugging people.   mysmilie_977



    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #15 - April 19, 2010, 10:56 PM
    Lol at Tracey from Gillingham!

    "I would close the door to all the foreigners, and would deport all the foreigners currently living here who haven't got a job!" Stupid old mare!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #16 - April 19, 2010, 11:37 PM
    ^ I would forcibly deport anyone in Gillingham named Tracey. For the greater good, you understand.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #17 - April 19, 2010, 11:59 PM
    on a serious note....
    i would implement the zeitgeist movement...
    the venus project...
    order total and complete secularism... in all public places.. government buildings schools ect..
    religious groups get no special treatment.. no tax cuts ..
    all teachers even in private schools .. like church run or mosque schools have to certified true teachers!!! and none of this i speak english so therefore i can teach bs... 'which btw happens here alot'..
    i would defintely implement the use of solar .. tidal.. turbine energy.. in each and every place possible...

    then i would go to disney land..  Wink
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #18 - April 20, 2010, 12:02 AM
    oh yes .. one more thing.. no tax on feminine products.. they are a must and not a luxury.. diapers.. baby food.. all that...
    and then i would go to disney land..  dance
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #19 - April 20, 2010, 12:03 AM
    bras are too damn expensive. At least that is what the gf says.  Make bras cost the same as boxers. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #20 - April 20, 2010, 12:04 AM
    and one last thing... be nice to your kids they choose your nursing home... finmad
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #21 - April 20, 2010, 12:05 AM
    lol .. exactly..now you're talking
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #22 - April 20, 2010, 01:26 AM
    Quote from: Hassan on April 19, 2010, 09:58 PM
    I would bring in "Hugging Time"

    At a random time a bell would ring and you had to hug someone around you!

    Then carry on!  grin12


    A new religion; Hugslam; Peace through submission to hugging - you have to go around 5 times per day and hug someone new Smiley and then on friday there is a massive group hug Smiley

    If I was prime minister I would set up the ministry of religious affairs and perscribe religious books and curriculum to religious schools - and ban religious books from outside the UK that are antithetical to UK values.
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #23 - April 20, 2010, 01:29 AM
    If i became prime minister of the UK i would immedietly declare England the 27th kanton of switzerland.



    And ban the minarets of course  dance
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #24 - April 20, 2010, 01:33 AM
    Quote from: DigDeep on April 20, 2010, 01:29 AM
    If i became prime minister of the UK i would immedietly declare England the 27th kanton of switzerland.

    And ban the minarets of course  dance


    But what if it is used in an offensive way; say a person opens up a adult store called "Muhammad's porn palace' and there is a minaret out the front mirrored on the grand mosque?
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #25 - April 20, 2010, 01:36 AM
    You dont get it, right?! WE DONT WANT THE MINARETSS!!!

    Even little ones... or minarets for pornographic reasons... I dont know WHY?! But we DONT want them!  dance
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #26 - April 20, 2010, 01:41 AM
    Quote from: DigDeep on April 20, 2010, 01:36 AM
    You dont get it, right?! WE DONT WANT THE MINARETSS!!!

    Even little ones... or minarets for pornographic reasons... I dont know WHY?! But we DONT want them!  dance


    Well because of that I'm going to have one built in the shape of a cock and a mechanical gay man riding it lol
    "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #27 - April 20, 2010, 01:42 AM
    Actually, id love to see that... and especially the faces of the muslims when they see it.^^
    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #28 - April 20, 2010, 11:40 AM
    I'd make the UK the 52nd state of the union. Then I could run for president of the united states of america, and work toward making the country a little more libertarian. And give the states more power and rights. Though of course, I'd never get there.

    I know Britain and America are close, but they aren't close to allow an american to be prime minister lol. Especially not a patriotic one who wants just to be an american.
    It is not the way you live your life that is important, it is how well you enjoy it that matters.
  • Re: What would you do if you were Prime Minister?
     Reply #29 - April 20, 2010, 12:05 PM
    Codified constitution, gun legalisation, legalise file sharing, take back power from Europe and more devolution incl. an English Parliament. Drug policy reform marijuana declassified
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

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