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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #930 - December 11, 2010, 12:45 PM
    I was quiet drunk last night with couple of beers at a club. I drank a lot of water before coming home, which is 40 minute drive, and I was quiet worried if I end up rolling over the shoulder. Even though I had a large cup of coffee as well before starting to drive. One beer I asked for was something mild, and I end up getting something sweet. The next one was something similar to Corona (because they don't carry corona but a similar one.)
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #931 - December 12, 2010, 06:10 PM
    Why the hell they can't sell alcohol on sunday morning?Huh??? What kind of law is that??? I was grocery shopping and wanted to buy a pack of Heiniken, and was told that it is not noon yet. I came home and did some research and found that its a religious law:

    Michigan

    The sale of alcohol is banned from 2 a.m. to 7 a.m. Monday through Saturday, and from 2 a.m. to noon on Sundays. The only exception to this rule is New Year's Day, in which case alcohol sales are permitted until 4 a.m. Alcohol sale is likewise banned from 9 p.m. Dec. 24 until 7 a.m. Dec. 26, or noon if Dec. 26 falls on a Sunday. Specific localities may petition for exceptions for either on-site or off-site consumption.[20]

    Additionally, vehicle sales are banned on Sunday in counties having a population of 130,000 or more. Vehicle dealers who keep seventh-day Sabbath from sunset Friday to sunset Saturday may operate on Sundays instead.[21]
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #932 - December 12, 2010, 06:15 PM
    you cant go to church if your drinking on the Lord's day. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #933 - December 12, 2010, 07:09 PM
    No, No. If you want to drink on the Lord's day, you go to church and get one for free - at communion.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #934 - December 12, 2010, 09:11 PM
    Really? I should start going to church then!!  Afro
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #935 - March 21, 2011, 11:27 AM
    Ah my favorite thread how I have missed you so <333333333333333333
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #936 - March 21, 2011, 11:30 AM
    i forgot this thread existed.

    had like 6-7 pints of cider(including a half-pint that loki stole from me) + two vodkacokes + a beer at the last conference and was quite out of it. that was a lot of fun and i remember shouting and hugging people a lot
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #937 - March 21, 2011, 10:18 PM


    Good bourbon, first time I've had it. Much better than JD. Will buy a Maker's Mark soon.

    Related pics:



    Always look somber when drinking. Especially when standing at the bar. You'll make all nearby ladies moist like towelettes.



    Liquor ads are not liquor ads without some good ol' female exploration*.


    *edit: exploitation, fml
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #938 - March 25, 2011, 10:52 PM
    Thread. Hi.

    You never judge me. And that's what I love about you. God it's so hard to type. Thread help me? Who am I kidding? I' m gonna regret this tomorrow, fuck the the me of tomorrow. If it wasn't for this spelling check I'd be fucked. thread i love you. Jim Beam, some piece of shit irish cream and some lite beer and eminem records. Fuck Em records it's making me depressing. Let me put some Daft Punk on. Life is too short to cry.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #939 - March 25, 2011, 11:49 PM
    Wow. Threadm nobody is writing. You know what? Fuck em. I love you thread. Never judge me, and love me for who I am. Even the boring BD that loves to knit sweaters. Not that I do that, but if I did you would still love me. Tomorrow or today people will read this and be confused, thread, fuck em. They don't understand the deep love between us.

    God I wish I could have sex with you now.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #940 - March 26, 2011, 12:06 AM
    I want some Jack now.
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 03:19 PM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #941 - March 26, 2011, 12:28 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog link=topic=10182.msg416342#msg416342 date=1301096949

    God I wish I could have sex with you now.
    [/quote

    The state you're in, its best if you don't try to do that. You'll only end up embarrassing yourself. The thread will slip away quietly in the night and you'll never hear from her again. You'll wake up tomorrow with nothing but a hangover to hold on to.

    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #942 - March 26, 2011, 01:08 AM
    Quote from: musivore on March 26, 2011, 12:28 AM
    [quote author=BlackDog link=topic=10182.msg416342#msg416342 date=1301096949

    God I wish I could have sex with you now.


    The state you're in, its best if you don't try to do that. You'll only end up embarrassing yourself. The thread will slip away quietly in the night and you'll never hear from her again. You'll wake up tomorrow with nothing but a hangover to hold on to.


    Musi I was talking about myself. Yeah I turn myself on what of it?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #943 - March 26, 2011, 01:17 AM
    Good for you mate, I approve..

    having re-read your post, you could conceivably have been talking about God also. Now there's a thought..
    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #944 - March 26, 2011, 01:19 AM
    Quote from: musivore on March 26, 2011, 01:17 AM
    Good for you mate, I approve..

    having re-read your post, you could conceivably have been talking about God also. Now there's a thought..


    Sufi sex? If only Allah was female, arabs should have stuck with Allat and Manat. We could have used more Goddesses in our past.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #945 - March 26, 2011, 01:21 AM
     Smiley
    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #946 - March 26, 2011, 01:21 AM
    What you doin' Musi?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #947 - March 26, 2011, 01:32 AM
    About to pass out with tiredness. But this site is addictive.

    I wish I was drunk. Of course, I've had to give up booze cause of my mrs. Have one for me will you?
    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #948 - March 26, 2011, 01:34 AM
    *hiccup* I'll try Musi. You should get one of those canisters. Hide it in the inside-pockets of your jackets and have a sip when nobody's looking. Like I do when I'm at the local Mosque.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #949 - March 26, 2011, 01:35 AM
    I just had a shot of Bailey's Irish Creme.
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on September 26, 2010, 03:19 PM
    Is your grammar defective? Just askin'.


    "The wound is the place where the Light enters you." - Rumi

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #950 - March 26, 2011, 08:00 AM
    ^ I love Bailey's! Wouldn't ever wanna get drunk off it though.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #951 - March 26, 2011, 09:29 AM
    I don't think I will be drinking this weekend! Might have a drink during the week though - that reminds me I need do something.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #952 - March 26, 2011, 10:15 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on March 26, 2011, 01:34 AM
    *. You should get one of those canisters. Hide it in the inside-pockets of your jackets and have a sip when nobody's looking. Like I do when I'm at the local Mosque.


    Hey Blackdog, hope you're okay this morning?

    I meant to reply to this last night, but my phone zonked out on me. I hope you were joking about the local mosque thing?
    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #953 - March 26, 2011, 01:27 PM
    Quote from: musivore on March 26, 2011, 10:15 AM
    Hey Blackdog, hope you're okay this morning?

    I meant to reply to this last night, but my phone zonked out on me. I hope you were joking about the local mosque thing?



    Hey musivore yes doing great Cheesy tiptop shape, was just at the gym. How are you?

    lol yeah I was joking about the mosque thing but it would make a funny i think.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #954 - March 26, 2011, 01:35 PM
    Well the thing with being drunk is, you can't judge things correctly like your personality and actions, so you could go drunk to the mosque etc, but the next day you'll be thinking what the fuck did I do. I often have those: "Wtf did I do last night, how did I get in my bed?" that's called being drunk. If you can remember what you did last night, then you were not drunk you were just a little tipsy.

    Honestly, I hate it when that happens, I can't remember anything the next day that is why now I prefer to stay at my studio and drink, just turn my phone off pump some music, do some online gaming and surf the net, while being fucked out of my head.

    Next day I go through my browser history to check where I have been around on the net, mostly its porn and cemb though lol.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #955 - March 26, 2011, 01:41 PM
    erm tut i hardly you think you could get so drunk that you'd stagger into a mosque and insist on leading the jumma prayers and calling for azan. 
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #956 - March 26, 2011, 01:48 PM
    I don't think I would do that, I've not read salat in ages I've forgot it. But I mean if you had like half a liter it would not really be a problem, like half a liter of Smirnoff and Redbull you could pull it off (minus leading the salat, and aazaan) you'd be slurring your words. Anything more then half and you getting into dangerous territory.

    Man talking about alcohol I feel like getting a drink now! damn it. I am not going to drink this weekend, have a dissertation to do.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #957 - March 26, 2011, 01:55 PM
    A well-to-do guy like you drinking Smirnoff frankly son I am disappoint.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #958 - March 26, 2011, 02:04 PM
    I drink Smirnoff because it is very hard for others to smell, and it makes me go lovey, whiskeys make me go violent after a while, can't handle them. I do drink Armand De Brignac - Ace of Spades (sliver bottle), Jacquesson, Laurent-Perrier etc, when I get time to go into the city.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #959 - March 26, 2011, 06:37 PM
    So my non-drinking plan for this weekend lasted for about 4 hours, not bad! I don't think I will get that drunk tonight though, I only got half a vodka. Going to go eat some food, check you later. 
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