The Drunk Thread

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Reply #1440 - June 02, 2012, 12:16 AM

^K that was teh shittest drunk thread post ever sorry

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Reply #1442 - June 02, 2012, 04:25 AM

Quote from: zooby on June 02, 2012, 12:01 AM

well i got drunk and had a hell of a night

What did you do?

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Reply #1444 - June 02, 2012, 06:19 AM

Soooo, I'm getting smashed tonight. My neighbour just gave me a large box of these as she had a party and apparently it's what was left over, everyone else wanted the tequila and vodka shots instead:

Least I'll forget about my tooth for the night and can have heaps of fun laughing at things on the telly that aren't funny. grin12

Especially considering telly has been crap lately: stuff put on that aren't in the slightest bit interesting.

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Reply #1446 - June 02, 2012, 06:23 AM

Quote from: asbie on June 02, 2012, 03:04 AM

Dude, fucking wild man!

Do it again and tell us a similar story next time. Cheesy

Glad you enjoyed the story, I have a knack for telling anecdotes.

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Reply #1448 - June 02, 2012, 07:35 AM

I'm so fucking happy right now. Think I'm going to go watch a movie and lie down, but fuck am I happy.

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Reply #1450 - June 03, 2012, 10:37 PM

but vodka and cranberry do grin12

i liket this thread..

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Reply #1452 - June 04, 2012, 05:43 AM

You don't apologize for anything you say in this thread. It's part of the rules.

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Reply #1454 - June 04, 2012, 05:58 AM

Whatever. You don't apologize for anything you do on this website while drunk. Tongue

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Reply #1456 - June 04, 2012, 06:00 AM

Did you shit on his car on this website? Tongue

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Reply #1458 - June 04, 2012, 09:54 AM

I dreamed last night that I found a giant bottle of gin on the sied of the road. I hid it in my backpack and went home, but woke up before I drank it. Grin

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Reply #1460 - June 13, 2012, 01:22 AM

Have drunk half a liter of vodka! I sleep now OK bytches?

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Reply #1462 - October 14, 2012, 05:30 PM

Rum and orange juice
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Reply #1464 - October 14, 2012, 07:49 PM

Quote from: Abood on May 30, 2012, 04:53 AM

Oh dear god, lol. so i'm hangin out with a friend, and i had a couple of beers. then i have to leave 'cause the metro is about to shut down, so i take the metro and drink my last can of beer on the way, making sure there are no cops. but i walk home instead of transfer 'cause there's no time and as i leave the station a bunch of guys start talkin to me, obviously they were also drunk. then as i'm about to reach my place, some other guys start talkin to me, askin me for a place to find weed and party and shit. i'm like there's no place to party it's fuckin tuesday but you can find weed there and there, etc.. then we start talkin and they're so full of shit and they start askin random questions and i just bullshit my way through. Cheesy

then a friend bumps into me, and i'm talkin to him for a while, then he leaves, and i'm talkin to those guys, and i'm having fun but at the same i'm just thinkin' k i wanna go home. so they're asking what i'm up to, and i'm like i'm drunk and i gotta go to bed 'cause i got work tomorrow (which is obviously bullshit, i have no work Cheesy

) so i bail out and go home... Cheesy

sounded like u had fun bro. grin12

out of curiosity when u said u were going home. R u still living with ur parents or did u get ur own place again ?

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Reply #1466 - December 06, 2012, 11:47 PM

I love me some white wine.

I haven't had a drink in a few weeks now, I need a drunk night again,

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Reply #1468 - December 30, 2012, 09:02 PM

Jesus fucking h christ, this sis the strongest shit i have ever drank since the day I laid my hands on alcohol. I swear I'm not gonna drink again until a month or two, WTF! I can't even fucking walk properly or allow anyone in the house to see meet. The feeling is good but not something to fuck with errday. Anyhoo, I'm just gonna watch some sitcoms and sleep since I'm not in the right state of mind to be in this forum. Adios :slosh:

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