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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1440 - June 02, 2012, 12:16 AM

    ^K that was teh shittest drunk thread post ever sorry
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1441 - June 02, 2012, 03:04 AM

    Dude, fucking wild man!

    Do it again and tell us a similar story next time.  Cheesy

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1442 - June 02, 2012, 04:25 AM

    well i got drunk and had a hell of a night  Smiley Cheesy

    What did you do?

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1443 - June 02, 2012, 04:51 AM

    ^K that was teh shittest drunk thread post ever sorry


    Even when drunk you're vanilla

    Jk zooby dooby

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1444 - June 02, 2012, 06:19 AM

    Soooo, I'm getting smashed tonight. My neighbour just gave me a large box of these as she had a party and apparently it's what was left over, everyone else wanted the tequila and vodka shots instead:



    Least I'll forget about my tooth for the night and can have heaps of fun laughing at things on the telly that aren't funny.  grin12 dance Especially considering telly has been crap lately: stuff put on that aren't in the slightest bit interesting.

    Yay!  dance dance dance dance dance dance dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1445 - June 02, 2012, 06:20 AM

    Nice, have fun, and post lots of drunk comments please!

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1446 - June 02, 2012, 06:23 AM

    Dude, fucking wild man!

    Do it again and tell us a similar story next time.  Cheesy

     Cheesy Glad you enjoyed the story, I have a knack for telling anecdotes.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1447 - June 02, 2012, 06:25 AM

    Nice, have fun, and post lots of drunk comments please!


    No worries mate! I'm sure I'll be embarrassed tomorrow, but I'm so glad to finally get to have drink again, it's been too long.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1448 - June 02, 2012, 07:35 AM

    I'm so fucking happy right now. Think I'm going to go watch a movie and lie down, but fuck am I happy.

     dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance

     grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1449 - June 03, 2012, 05:32 PM

    Vodka and cider don't mix well...

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1450 - June 03, 2012, 10:37 PM

    but vodka and cranberry do  grin12 i liket this thread.. 
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1451 - June 04, 2012, 05:43 AM

    Ok so I got a bit nashed last night and made an ass of myself on here, sorry dudes.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1452 - June 04, 2012, 05:43 AM

    You don't apologize for anything you say in this thread. It's part of the rules.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1453 - June 04, 2012, 05:49 AM

    I wasn't talking about this thread though.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1454 - June 04, 2012, 05:58 AM

    Whatever. You don't apologize for anything you do on this website while drunk. Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1455 - June 04, 2012, 05:59 AM

    Oh, so I don't owe my neighbour an apology for shitting on his car.

    I'm kidding of course.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1456 - June 04, 2012, 06:00 AM

    Did you shit on his car on this website? Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1457 - June 04, 2012, 06:04 AM

    Ah, I missed that part, sneaky.

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1458 - June 04, 2012, 09:54 AM

    I dreamed last night that I found a giant bottle of gin on the sied of the road. I hid it in my backpack and went home, but woke up before I drank it. Grin

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1459 - June 04, 2012, 02:46 PM

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy LOL Sol!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1460 - June 13, 2012, 01:22 AM

    Have drunk half a liter of vodka! I sleep now OK bytches?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1461 - July 06, 2012, 11:08 PM

    I got blind drunk last night. Am still not sober, still a little pissed.

    I'm not even meant to drink at the moment 'cause of the tablets I'm on etc... but my friend came over and convinced me into having one, and then another, and another. Fuck it was fun.

     dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1462 - October 14, 2012, 05:30 PM

    Rum and orange juice
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe0n5mqkf6c&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPe0n5mqkf6c&gl=GB

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1463 - October 14, 2012, 05:49 PM

    yes
    [Thug Passion- 2pac

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n4i1sAy4wKg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dn4i1sAy4wKg&gl=GB

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1464 - October 14, 2012, 07:49 PM

    Oh dear god, lol. so i'm hangin out with a friend, and i had a couple of beers. then i have to leave 'cause the metro is about to shut down, so i take the metro and drink my last can of beer on the way, making sure there are no cops. but i walk home instead of transfer 'cause there's no time and as i leave the station a bunch of guys start talkin to me, obviously they were also drunk. then as i'm about to reach my place, some other guys start talkin to me, askin me for a place to find weed and party and shit. i'm like there's no place to party it's fuckin tuesday but you can find weed there and there, etc.. then we start talkin and they're so full of shit and they start askin random questions and i just bullshit my way through. Cheesy then a friend bumps into me, and i'm talkin to him for a while, then he leaves, and i'm talkin to those guys, and i'm having fun but at the same i'm just thinkin' k i wanna go home. so they're asking what i'm up to, and i'm like i'm drunk and i gotta go to bed 'cause i got work tomorrow (which is obviously bullshit, i have no work Cheesy ) so i bail out and go home... Cheesy

     

    sounded like u had fun bro.  grin12

    out of curiosity when u said u were going home. R u still living with ur parents or did u get ur own place again ?

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1465 - December 06, 2012, 11:27 PM

    Just me and my Moscato  Kiss

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1466 - December 06, 2012, 11:47 PM

    I love me some white wine.

    I haven't had a drink in a few weeks now, I need a drunk night again,

    "Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

    What apple stores are like.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1467 - December 07, 2012, 02:17 AM

    I haz teh homebrew. Cool

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1468 - December 30, 2012, 09:02 PM

    Jesus fucking h christ, this sis the strongest shit i have ever drank since the day I laid my hands on alcohol. I swear I'm not gonna drink again until a month or two, WTF! I can't even fucking walk properly or allow anyone in the house to see meet. The feeling is good but not something to fuck with errday. Anyhoo, I'm just gonna watch some sitcoms and sleep since I'm not in the right state of mind to be in this forum. Adios :slosh:


    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1469 - December 30, 2012, 10:22 PM

    ^ What did you drink? o.O

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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