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Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
Reply #30 - May 17, 2010, 06:38 PM

Habbakuk 2:15 Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness!

Just to lighten up a grim thread a little

Honestly, the more I re-read the bible, the more I think, how come I never noticed what a crock of shit it was before?!
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Reply #31 - May 17, 2010, 06:40 PM

Kill babies:

1 Samuel 15:3

Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
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Reply #32 - May 17, 2010, 06:41 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:37 PM
Luke 14:26

26 Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple.

Now I can see that many Hadeaths are from the bible...

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Reply #33 - May 17, 2010, 06:42 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:37 PM
Luke 14:26

26 Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple.

So much for jesus being a cool guy!
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Reply #34 - May 17, 2010, 06:42 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:37 PM
Luke 14:26

26 Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple.

To be perfectly honest, that's taken out of context! Seriously, Jesus didn't mean you should hate your family literally.

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Reply #35 - May 17, 2010, 06:44 PM

Deut 22:13-21

13 Suppose a man marries a woman, but after going in to her, he dislikes her 14and makes up charges against her, slandering her by saying, ‘I married this woman; but when I lay with her, I did not find evidence of her virginity.’ 15The father of the young woman and her mother shall then submit the evidence of the young woman’s virginity to the elders of the city at the gate. 16The father of the young woman shall say to the elders: ‘I gave my daughter in marriage to this man but he dislikes her; 17now he has made up charges against her, saying, “I did not find evidence of your daughter’s virginity.” But here is the evidence of my daughter’s virginity.’ Then they shall spread out the cloth before the elders of the town. 18The elders of that town shall take the man and punish him; 19they shall fine him one hundred shekels of silver (which they shall give to the young woman’s father) because he has slandered a virgin of Israel. She shall remain his wife; he shall not be permitted to divorce her as long as he lives.

20 If, however, this charge is true, that evidence of the young woman’s virginity was not found, 21then they shall bring the young woman out to the entrance of her father’s house and the men of her town shall stone her to death, because she committed a disgraceful act in Israel by prostituting herself in her father’s house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.

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Reply #36 - May 17, 2010, 06:45 PM

Revelation is the best for all things kooky

21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Reply #37 - May 17, 2010, 06:45 PM

Freedom of religion:

2 Chronicles 15:13

That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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Reply #38 - May 17, 2010, 06:45 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:41 PM
Now I can see that many Hadeaths are from the bible...

yep! For example, do you remember the silly hadith where God says: "I was sick, you didn't visit me, I was hungry, you didn't feed me," an the rest of the crap? That's in the Bible, and it is *Jesus* who says these things in the hereafter.

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Reply #39 - May 17, 2010, 06:46 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:44 PM
Deut 22:13-21

13 Suppose a man marries a woman, but after going in to her, he dislikes her 14and makes up charges against her, slandering her by saying, ‘I married this woman; but when I lay with her, I did not find evidence of her virginity.’ 15The father of the young woman and her mother shall then submit the evidence of the young woman’s virginity to the elders of the city at the gate. 16The father of the young woman shall say to the elders: ‘I gave my daughter in marriage to this man but he dislikes her; 17now he has made up charges against her, saying, “I did not find evidence of your daughter’s virginity.” But here is the evidence of my daughter’s virginity.’ Then they shall spread out the cloth before the elders of the town. 18The elders of that town shall take the man and punish him; 19they shall fine him one hundred shekels of silver (which they shall give to the young woman’s father) because he has slandered a virgin of Israel. She shall remain his wife; he shall not be permitted to divorce her as long as he lives.

20 If, however, this charge is true, that evidence of the young woman’s virginity was not found, 21then they shall bring the young woman out to the entrance of her father’s house and the men of her town shall stone her to death, because she committed a disgraceful act in Israel by prostituting herself in her father’s house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.

And what's with the "at the gate" that we see every here and there?

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Reply #40 - May 17, 2010, 06:46 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:44 PM
Deut 22:13-21

13 Suppose a man marries a woman, but after going in to her, he dislikes her 14and makes up charges against her, slandering her by saying, ‘I married this woman; but when I lay with her, I did not find evidence of her virginity.’ 15The father of the young woman and her mother shall then submit the evidence of the young woman’s virginity to the elders of the city at the gate. 16The father of the young woman shall say to the elders: ‘I gave my daughter in marriage to this man but he dislikes her; 17now he has made up charges against her, saying, “I did not find evidence of your daughter’s virginity.” But here is the evidence of my daughter’s virginity.’ Then they shall spread out the cloth before the elders of the town. 18The elders of that town shall take the man and punish him; 19they shall fine him one hundred shekels of silver (which they shall give to the young woman’s father) because he has slandered a virgin of Israel. She shall remain his wife; he shall not be permitted to divorce her as long as he lives.

20 If, however, this charge is true, that evidence of the young woman’s virginity was not found, 21then they shall bring the young woman out to the entrance of her father’s house and the men of her town shall stone her to death, because she committed a disgraceful act in Israel by prostituting herself in her father’s house. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.

Talk about airing your dirty linen!!
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Reply #41 - May 17, 2010, 06:47 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:46 PM
And what's with the "at the gate" that we see every here and there?

Hey they didn't have water coolers back then. Where do you think people hung out to hear the gossip?
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Reply #42 - May 17, 2010, 06:49 PM

Boy, sure religion is fuuuuuny

And funnier yet are the people who buy it....

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Reply #43 - May 17, 2010, 06:49 PM

Kill children for the sin of their fathers:

Isaiah 14:21

Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers...
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Reply #44 - May 17, 2010, 06:52 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 06:40 PM
Kill babies:

1 Samuel 15:3

Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

More brutality from God... This god is sure one sadistic Megalomaniac, or this is how the prophets portray him/her/it....

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Reply #45 - May 17, 2010, 06:52 PM

@ BD

You don't respect your priest? You show contempt for the court? Death is your punishment (Deuteronomy 17:12 )
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy%2017:12&version=NASB

If you curse, you should be stoned (Leviticus 24:14)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus%2024:14;&version=NASB;

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Reply #46 - May 17, 2010, 06:53 PM

God curses those soft-hearted bastards who are lax in slaughtering unbelievers:

Jeremiah 48:10

Cursed is he who does the work of the LORD with slackness, and cursed is he who keeps back his sword from bloodshed.
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Reply #47 - May 17, 2010, 06:54 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 06:49 PM
Kill children for the sin of their fathers:

Isaiah 14:21

Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers...

I wonder if the majority of Christians know about these verses?

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Reply #48 - May 17, 2010, 06:55 PM

Hey this dude sounds like allah!

2 Thessalonians
2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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Reply #49 - May 17, 2010, 06:55 PM

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God curses those soft-hearted bastards who are lax in slaughtering unbelievers:

Jeremiah 48:10

Cursed is he who does the work of the LORD with slackness, and cursed is he who keeps back his sword from bloodshed.

How did I miss that??!!! Favorited!

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Reply #50 - May 17, 2010, 06:56 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:54 PM
I wonder if the majority of Christians know about these verses?

The religious, do.

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Reply #51 - May 17, 2010, 06:58 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 06:53 PM
God curses those soft-hearted bastards who are lax in slaughtering unbelievers:

Jeremiah 48:10

Cursed is he who does the work of the LORD with slackness, and cursed is he who keeps back his sword from bloodshed.

Hey real men love violence.
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Reply #52 - May 17, 2010, 06:59 PM

How to prove you are the LORD

Ezekiel 35:7, 8, 9

I will make Mount Seir a desolate waste and cut off from it all who come and go. I will fill your mountains with the slain; those killed by the sword will fall on your hills and in your valleys and in all your ravines. I will make you desolate forever; your towns will not be inhabited. Then you will know that I am the LORD.
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Reply #53 - May 17, 2010, 07:00 PM

Quote from: debunker on May 17, 2010, 06:56 PM
The religious, do.

And what do they think about them, I wonder? Do they think these are just verses?

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Reply #54 - May 17, 2010, 07:00 PM

Quote from: debunker on May 17, 2010, 06:56 PM
The religious, do.

They are practising Taqiyya - the sneaky bastards are planning to take over the world - and will one day stab us all in the back so we know their god is the LORD!

We shouldn't let any of them become government ministers!

Be careful!

VERY careful!
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Reply #55 - May 17, 2010, 07:04 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 07:00 PM
They are practising Taqiyya - the sneaky bastards are planning to take over the world - and will one day stab us all in the back so we know their god is the LORD!

We shouldn't let any of them become government ministers!

Be careful!

VERY careful!

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Reply #56 - May 17, 2010, 07:05 PM

Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 07:00 PM
And what do they think about them, I wonder? Do they think these are just verses?

Oh well, their view vary a lot... for example, one of them once told me:

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debunker the legal code found in the old testament mainly in Exodus, Leviticus, and Deuteronomy had it's origins in the Mosaic period when Israel wondered in the wilderness as nomadic people. The use of such punishments was a means of maintaining order in a society with no criminal justice system, police force, and no prisons. Judges heard cases and made judgements based on the testimony of two witnesses, but beyond that there was no structure for maintaining order. In such an environment such punishments provided a serious deterrent and served it's purpose of eliminating lawlessness and unfaithfulness to God and others. Such punishments were also meant to keep the Israelites from taking part in the sinful ways of the surrounding non-Israelites. That's why such practices were abolished in the new testament.

But the stupidest thing I ever heard is that since people ignore these verses, then this makes Yahweh and the Bible, OK! I kid you not!

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Reply #57 - May 17, 2010, 07:06 PM

Mods, please pin this thread
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Reply #58 - May 17, 2010, 07:08 PM

Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 07:00 PM
They are practising Taqiyya - the sneaky bastards are planning to take over the world - and will one day stab us all in the back so we know their god is the LORD!

We shouldn't let any of them become government ministers!

Be careful!

VERY careful!

Actually, Hassan.. .I read the conversation between you and Matt regarding this and I wanted to comment but I was afraid I might dissapoint you, so I stayed silent... anyway, there's a video I'm looking for and I'll show you in that Matt thread... and then we can discuss things further.

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Reply #59 - May 17, 2010, 07:08 PM

Quote from: debunker on May 17, 2010, 07:05 PM
But the stupidest thing I ever heard is that since people ignore these verses, then this makes Yahweh and the Bible, OK!

That is what all believers do.

What really pisses me off is when those same Christians who fall over themselves to explain this or that verse on the basis of "context' or "metaphor" - then refuse to allow Muslims to do the same.

I fucking HATE hypocrisy! (I mean really fucking HATE it!)
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