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 Topic: How to survive Ramadan?!

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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #120 - July 13, 2010, 12:06 PM
    Sad that many people will label you Muslim merely based on your ethnicity and/or name.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #121 - July 13, 2010, 01:09 PM
    Quote from: J4m3z on July 13, 2010, 12:05 PM
    Btw, BlackDog, where do you find the time in the day to make an average of 43 posts per day??  mysmilie_977


    lol i used to have a high average before, i have access to a computer at my work but trying to slow things down now
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #122 - July 13, 2010, 02:30 PM
    My first ramadan as a Kafir , and also luckly ramadan is about the same day that i move out for good Cheesy
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #123 - July 13, 2010, 02:33 PM
    Had dinner with the ex last night and when I brought up the topic of Ramadan he, of course, asked me if I was gonna fast this year.  Now he knows I haven't fasted the past 3 years or so so why should I start again now?

    Either it was a rhetorical question or he is still hoping that I will come back into the fold...  HAH!  Yeah, right.   mysmilie_977
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #124 - July 13, 2010, 02:38 PM
    Quote from: Nour on July 13, 2010, 02:33 PM
    Had dinner with the ex last night and when I brought up the topic of Ramadan he, of course, asked me if I was gonna fast this year.  Now he knows I haven't fasted the past 3 years or so so why should I start again now?

    Either it was a rhetorical question or he is still hoping that I will come back into the fold...  HAH!  Yeah, right.   mysmilie_977


    Astaghfirullah he is still linking up with the ex-wife? Tongue Thought that wasn't allowed?

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #125 - July 13, 2010, 02:41 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on July 13, 2010, 02:38 PM
    Astaghfirullah he is still linking up with the ex-wife? Tongue Thought that wasn't allowed?




    Yeah, but he owes me some paperwork on our house that we still co-own together.  He's actually engaged and getting married again next month.  I have mixed feelings about it as we only recently got divorced but have been separated for the past couple of years.
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #126 - July 13, 2010, 02:47 PM
    Quote from: Nour on July 13, 2010, 02:41 PM
    Yeah, but he owes me some paperwork on our house that we still co-own together.  He's actually engaged and getting married again next month.  I have mixed feelings about it as we only recently got divorced but have been separated for the past couple of years.


    Aww Nour  far away hug

    Sorry I was being immature and making a joke about it.  Hopefully with time you will move on too. Smiley
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #127 - July 13, 2010, 02:49 PM
    Well, we've both moved on.  I just gotta find me a decent guy now...
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #128 - July 13, 2010, 03:48 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on July 13, 2010, 11:10 AM
    I just told my colleauges at work that I'm not a muslim anymore, I did it cause I was getting pissed of at all the muslim jokes. I mean motherfucker I eat pork, you've seen me eat pork how can I still be a muslim? Which is not a great argument I know but still..

    It feels so weird. Oh yeah and they asked me if I will fast I said no.

    I just wow, I mean my whole life this has been my identity and this is the first time I came out to anybody who is not a friend or an ex-muslim. I almost feel lost in a way.

    Hey sand-nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you? what do you mean identity? why you feel lost, huh? fuck that shit. OK? seriously fuck it.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #129 - July 13, 2010, 04:29 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 13, 2010, 03:48 PM
    what the fuck is wrong with you? what do you mean identity? why you feel lost, huh? fuck that shit. OK? seriously fuck it.

    you're beginning to sound more & more like BD everyday  grin12
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #130 - July 13, 2010, 04:34 PM
     grin12
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #131 - July 13, 2010, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on July 13, 2010, 11:53 AM
    actually that's true being an atheist shouldn't mean anything.. but i guess its not easy for them since i have been religious around them and haven't really said what my views are now Smiley it doesn't really matter, i guess I'm still in early phase of apostasy

  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #132 - July 13, 2010, 05:37 PM
    Ugh, my browser is fecked. Was supposed to ask how long you've been an ex-muslim for.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #133 - July 13, 2010, 05:43 PM
    Still wondering how I'm gonna get out of Taraweeh. :/
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #134 - July 13, 2010, 05:46 PM
    Just say No

    Simplez (its what I did as a Muslim and it worked surprisingly enough)
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #135 - July 13, 2010, 05:49 PM
    Erm, and what do I say when I inevitably get asked 'why'?
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #136 - July 13, 2010, 05:54 PM
    as far as i know its just sunnah not mandatory. say that and stick to it.
    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #137 - July 13, 2010, 06:14 PM
    i always had a good excuse, had to take meds that required me to have food
    in my tummy *tee hee*
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #138 - July 13, 2010, 07:59 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 13, 2010, 05:43 PM
    Still wondering how I'm gonna get out of Taraweeh. :/


     Cheesy Feel sorry for you bro.

    You gonna be going to your local? You should go along to the iftar at that mosque. I remember once somebody brought Dixy chicken pieces  Cheesy they were gone in a flash!
    The unlived life is not worth examining.
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #139 - July 13, 2010, 08:08 PM
    read the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over lol.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #140 - July 13, 2010, 08:10 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 13, 2010, 05:49 PM
    Erm, and what do I say when I inevitably get asked 'why'?

    It will be your first Ramadhan as an apostate.  If you have to, fake it, dude.  You might even think up some valuable philosophical ideas, as you brood away while everyone is worshipping around you in delusion.  I remember going to Islamic talks as a closet atheist and while the preacher was preaching, I was thinking of Daniel Dennett's ideas about how preachers are such great memetic engineers.  They really know how to preach with great effect to spread their memes. Cheesy

    So you can use it as a learning exercise in philosophy or whatever.  Cheesy
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #141 - July 13, 2010, 08:12 PM
    oh shit...this is coming up. ill just stick to what i've been doing for the past several ramadans...sneaking food!!!!!!!


    good luck and happy ramadan everyone Tongue!!
    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #142 - July 13, 2010, 08:18 PM
    can you take notes?  who knows! you might get some epiphanies on
    something you overlooked LOL  is there any way you can stay at home?
    I thought this wasnt necessarily obligatory, but encouraged.
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #143 - July 13, 2010, 08:30 PM
    ALLAH AUKBAR ALLAH AKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    GO PRAY ISHA KAFIRS
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #144 - July 13, 2010, 10:25 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 13, 2010, 05:49 PM
    Erm, and what do I say when I inevitably get asked 'why'?

    Whatever you like, its not Farz.  Grab yourself a backbone you wimp.
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #145 - July 13, 2010, 10:42 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on July 13, 2010, 10:25 PM
    Whatever you like, its not Farz.  Grab yourself a backbone you wimp.



    Currently ignoring:

    - Jinn and Tonic

    - Nour
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #146 - July 13, 2010, 10:46 PM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #147 - July 14, 2010, 02:44 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 13, 2010, 03:48 PM
    Hey sand-nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you? what do you mean identity? why you feel lost, huh? fuck that shit. OK? seriously fuck it.


    batsecks?
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #148 - July 14, 2010, 06:28 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 13, 2010, 03:48 PM
    Hey sand-nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you? what do you mean identity? why you feel lost, huh? fuck that shit. OK? seriously fuck it.


    lol thanks bro hugs
  • Re: How to survive Ramadan?!
     Reply #149 - July 14, 2010, 06:28 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 13, 2010, 05:37 PM
    Ugh, my browser is fecked. Was supposed to ask how long you've been an ex-muslim for.


    7-8 months now. How about you young padawan?
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