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  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4140 - April 28, 2012, 12:40 AM

    How early the late train out of London is. finmad I was actually having a good time for once :(
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4141 - April 28, 2012, 04:24 AM

    Sounds familiar, My father used to do that until i started shouting back at him and then he started complaining to my mother on why am i shouting back at him and disrespecting him Roll Eyes

    Since then, he stopped. Meh, fuck this "Obey your parents without questioning them".


    Funny thing to as I can go weeks with no lecture on it. Than bam it's a 10 minute lecture on WHY I don't wake up. Apparently being too deep into sleep to care wake up isn't a good enough answer. I guess it's mostly my fault I use to wake up all the time back when I was and use to do Night Prayer as well.

  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4142 - April 28, 2012, 06:15 AM

    that I need a massage but costs too much to get one professionally, so I'm left to try to massage my own neck, shoulders and back.  Roll Eyes
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4143 - April 28, 2012, 06:57 AM

    Here you go. Smiley

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4144 - April 28, 2012, 09:59 AM

    Hmmmm nice Solara, thanks  Afro  Phwoar
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4145 - April 28, 2012, 03:11 PM

    that I need a massage but costs too much to get one professionally, so I'm left to try to massage my own neck, shoulders and back.  Roll Eyes


    You could get your kids to do it. I've been massaging my parents since I was a wee little 'un. Smiley

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4146 - April 28, 2012, 03:18 PM

    Staying up all night to be ready to go somewhere, getting in the shower, and being ready to go at exactly the time I was told to be ready, only to find the people came to pick me up while I was in the shower and then not being able to go. finmad

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4147 - April 28, 2012, 03:31 PM

    Empty rooms.

    Goodbyes.

    Lack of proper goodbyes. Cheesy

    Packing.

    "If intelligence is feminine... I would want that mine would, in a resolute movement, come to resemble an impious woman."
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4148 - April 28, 2012, 09:03 PM

    People who put used matches back in the bloody match box. FFS stupid, they only work once.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4149 - April 28, 2012, 09:10 PM

    Cheesy Who the hell does that?

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4150 - April 28, 2012, 09:11 PM

    I've known several people who did it. Beats me why, but they keep on doing it.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4151 - April 28, 2012, 09:17 PM

    It can be convenient, and if you put the match in backwards, you won't mix them up.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4152 - April 28, 2012, 09:20 PM

    Ha. Convenient my ass. When you open a box of matches you want one that works. You don't want a silly little piece of burnt wood.

    If you operate on the assumption that a matchbox will be full of matches that will bloody well work, then you will be irritated when you retrieve one that doesn't, and you will wonder WTF was the point of putting it back in the matchbox.

    If the matchbox has been used a lot, most of the matches in it will be useless. This means you will have to dig through them to find one that will work. This is not convenient. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4153 - April 28, 2012, 09:21 PM

    I just drop them on the floor if its outside or put the burnt out match in a bin Huh?

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4154 - April 28, 2012, 09:41 PM

    *Switches to defensive mode* WELL, WHO USES MATCHES ANYWAY? We've moved on to lighters, thank you very much.

    But seriously, I put the matches back in. That way, I can burn their back ends later with another match cuz I like the fire. XD

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4155 - April 28, 2012, 09:47 PM

    Pyro. Tongue

    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4156 - April 28, 2012, 09:49 PM

    Numpty.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4157 - April 28, 2012, 09:50 PM

    I now hate Chepea, coz she puts dead matches back in matchboxes. Tongue

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4158 - April 28, 2012, 09:52 PM

    I bet she tries to strike the burnt out matches and sits down for 5 minutes wondering why they won't light up Grin

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4159 - April 28, 2012, 09:53 PM

    ^ That never happens!!!

    Mainly cuz my mum doesn't buy matches anymore...cuz of me....

    I now hate Chepea, coz she puts dead matches back in matchboxes. Tongue

     aloofandbored0 And I will continue to do so till the end of time!!!...or at least, till the end of lumber.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4160 - April 28, 2012, 09:53 PM

    I bet she puts dead lighters back on the shelf with the ones that still work.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4161 - April 28, 2012, 09:54 PM

    Hahahaha Cheesy

    Lighters aren't infinite Chickpeas

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4162 - April 28, 2012, 09:54 PM

    ....yes. Tongue

    Okay, I can see why THAT would be annoying.

    But matches, seriously? Those things are still useful! It's a waste of wood!!

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4163 - April 28, 2012, 09:56 PM

    What, pray tell, are they useful for? Toothpicks?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4164 - April 28, 2012, 09:58 PM

    I can't explain it to you! You're Aussie. What do you know about lumber anyway? Honestly, non-Canadians.... Tongue


    ...although that is a good idea  grin12 but I told you, if your matchstick is running out, you can light the back of a used one and use it to continue your perusal of, I dunno, a letter or something.

    Cuz, if somebody is still using matchsticks, either they live in Pakistan where the electricity is always going, or they live in the 20th century and haven't heard of email.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4165 - April 28, 2012, 10:01 PM

    Over here we have timber, which is a word properly use to describe wood that has been processed via a sawmill. It is not a word that should be used to warn people of a falling tree. That's silly. The proper words to use under those circumstances are "Watch out for the fucking tree!"

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4166 - April 28, 2012, 10:05 PM

    Lumber is Canada's 2nd (or maybe 1st) largest export!! And timber and lumber are different, I'm not sure how, but they are.

    And that's so dumb. Tongue That sentence is like 5 times longer. When a tree is falling, you need a short and snappy warning. "Timber" is maybe 1 syllable too long, but it's better than: "Watch out for the effin' tree!"


    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4167 - April 28, 2012, 10:06 PM

    The proper words to use under those circumstances are "Watch out for the fucking tree!"


    Cheesy

    Lumber is Canada's 2nd (or maybe 1st) largest export!! And timber and lumber are different, I'm not sure how, but they are.


    Second to Maple Syrup, duh whistling2

    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4168 - April 28, 2012, 10:08 PM

    And asbestos. Grin

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: I hate...
     Reply #4169 - April 28, 2012, 10:12 PM

    Stop hatin' on us Canadians just cuz you can't handle how awesome we are.

    Eh.

    Zed.

    Winnie-the-Pooh.

    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
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