Welcome to the internet, where everything either looks like a penis, or is shaped like a penis.
That's actually something I kinda hate. For example: my rule for Failblog is "if you can't understand the picture, it probably has something to do with a penis."

It seems to be widely popular on the internet that Creepers from Minecraft look like green penises. Here is what they look like:

Seriously? Does this really strike you as a penis shape? I mean I can sort of see where the idea came from but it never once occurred to me that this thing had anything to do with a penis until I saw many people posting about "exploding green penises."
These people were not insulted nor criticized by their fellow forumgoers. Does EVERYTHING really have to be that sexual around here?
Don't get me wrong here. I'm 19; I've got plenty of whoremones in my body and I get horny like the rest of you. I also sure as hell wouldn't mind some rather "intimate contact" with some of the, erm, "visually fortunate" females I know

. That being said, I don't find everything on the planet penis-shaped, and I think it's rather silly that people do.
