Knowing I'm going to fail my driving theory test today

Stupid hazard perception. I'm not even stoned and I'm not perceiving it.

Oh that sucks, good luck anyway, hope you pass.
I totally hate my lack of confidence, because I didn't fail.
I actually passed.

But I was so sure I was going to fail that I wasn't even aware I had passed until I was walking away from the desk where they handed me the pass or fail letter.
Someone said to me earlier on "wow, you're so calm for someone who has a test soon" and I replied "I'm gonna fail anyway so no point in being stressed"

I love it when I'm wrong. (only about shit like this though, you motherfuckers are still wrong about everything else

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