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 Topic: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing

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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #60 - June 13, 2012, 02:22 AM
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090715193311AAcb1mc

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    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
    Hi

    Im a muslim pakistani girl married to an arab and elhamdlah im really happy. My parents were the same when i first told them that me and my husband loved eachother and wanted to get married- it took me around 6 months to convince them to see him and then finally we got engaged and then married. My dad did set some conditions on my husband but there wasnt a problem after they accepted the fact that he was an arab

    My advice is to pursue it- theres nothing wrong with a pakistani and arab marrying. the deen is the same and in fact the cultures are very similar (except language and food) 1)languages can be learnt- urdu and arabic are very similar and urdu was derived from arabic anyway and 2) food preferences differ from person to person so its not a big deal!

    In my marriage our different ethnic backgrounds have never bothered us and wev never had a problem- probably because im more towards the arabic language and culture anyway... but seriously these marriages work. Im a living example!

    Go for it, Chepea. yes
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #61 - June 13, 2012, 02:24 AM
    OMG no!!!!
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #62 - June 13, 2012, 02:31 AM
    I'm imagining your kid having glasses and a mohawk wearing shalwar khameez. He/she would be fucking brilliant.  grin12
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #63 - June 13, 2012, 02:34 AM
    That's so gross. My lips would never come anywhere near chepea. EEEWWWWWW.
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #64 - June 13, 2012, 02:35 AM
    Abood has a mohawk? Like where the head is shaved on either side? Why would you do that, Abood?

    And also Asbie: NO!

    I'll imagine your and Os's babies. Firstly, they'd have to be Vietnamese cuz you'd be a gay couple. Secondly, having a kid in the first place would go against your anti-natalistic tendencies. THIRDLY, they'll have an Australian accent and be good at Chess.

    Sorry I don't know how to make them bad. I guess they can be snarky.
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #65 - June 13, 2012, 02:36 AM
    My mohawk is gone, though. Cry
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #66 - June 13, 2012, 02:37 AM
     Afro

    Good, that was all that was preventing me from leaping into your arms.

    (Sorry, it had to be said. But why'd it go? Wait, why'd you have it in the first place, and then why has it gone?)
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #67 - June 13, 2012, 02:38 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:35 AM
    Firstly, they'd have to be Vietnamese cuz you'd be a gay couple.


     questions2

     Flaming mad
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #68 - June 13, 2012, 02:39 AM
    Because I wanted it. Duh.
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #69 - June 13, 2012, 02:39 AM
    Don't gay couples adopt? :/
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #70 - June 13, 2012, 02:39 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 02:39 AM
    Because I wanted it. Duh.

    Why? & why don't you want it anymore?
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #71 - June 13, 2012, 02:40 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:37 AM
    Afro

    Good, that was all that was preventing me from leaping into your arms.

    Yay! Chepea wants to shag Abood!
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #72 - June 13, 2012, 02:40 AM
    Stop asking so many questions! Go away!
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #73 - June 13, 2012, 02:41 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 02:40 AM
    Stop asking so many questions! Go away!

    Sorry. I was just curious. There's a kid at my school with a mohawk, but tbh I'm too scared to talk to him.

    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 02:40 AM
    Yay! Chepea wants to shag Abood!

    NO
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #74 - June 13, 2012, 02:41 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 02:40 AM
    Yay! Chepea wants to shag Abood!

    That's so gross. I wouldn't even let her touch me with a ten foot pole while I'm wearing a hazmat suit.
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #75 - June 13, 2012, 02:42 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 02:41 AM
    That's so gross. I wouldn't even let her touch me with a ten foot pole while I'm wearing a hazmat suit.

    "Let her"? What do you mean, "let me"?! AS IF I'D WANT TO TOUCH YOU!!! Yuck.

    And nobody knows what a hazmat suit is, keep your inferior cultural items away from me aloofandbored0
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #76 - June 13, 2012, 02:42 AM
    Unrequited love. Chepea wants Abood, but he's pretending to not want her. Roll Eyes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #77 - June 13, 2012, 02:43 AM
    I don't want anybody!!! NO okay that's just yucky!
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #78 - June 13, 2012, 02:43 AM
    Os, are you in love?
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #79 - June 13, 2012, 02:44 AM
    No. You are. Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #80 - June 13, 2012, 02:45 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:42 AM
    "Let her"? What do you mean, "let me"?! AS IF I'D WANT TO TOUCH YOU!!! Yuck.

    And nobody knows what a hazmat suit is, keep your inferior cultural items away from me aloofandbored0

    Just because you're too stupid to know what a hazmat suit is doesn't mean no one knows what it is.

  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #81 - June 13, 2012, 02:45 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 02:44 AM
    No.

    Why not? Have you been in love?

    Quote
    You are. Cheesy

    Does this count as cyberbullying? Huh? Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #82 - June 13, 2012, 02:45 AM
    Quote from: Abood on June 13, 2012, 02:45 AM
    Just because you're too stupid to know what a hazmat suit doesn't mean no one knows what it is.

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Those have NAMES? I thought they were firemen suits.

    I think I annoy Abood very much yes Eh, my boy?
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #83 - June 13, 2012, 02:46 AM
    OMG STOP CALLING ME YOUR BOY!!
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #84 - June 13, 2012, 02:47 AM
    It's kinda fun in a way Grin

    And sorry, I guess you're my "man".
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #85 - June 13, 2012, 02:48 AM
    Get away from me.
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #86 - June 13, 2012, 02:48 AM
    Quote from: chepea on June 13, 2012, 02:45 AM
    Why not? Have you been in love?

    1/ Because I'm not.

    2/ Yes.

     
    Quote
    Does this count as cyberbullying? Huh? Tongue

    No. It counts as altruistically helping you to admit your true feelings for Abood. I want you both to be happy. Smiley
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #87 - June 13, 2012, 02:49 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    This is actually very funny. Who knew Aboody was funny? (Aboody is my affectionate nickname for you yes When we're an old couple, all the young people will think it's the cutest thing that I have a nickname for you. Tongue)
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  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #88 - June 13, 2012, 02:49 AM
    o_____O
  • Re: How to poop at your boyfriend's house without him noticing
     Reply #89 - June 13, 2012, 02:49 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 13, 2012, 02:48 AM
    1/ Because I'm not.

    2/ Yes.

    2. Did you like it? Do you miss it?

    Quote
    No. It counts as altruistically helping you to admit your true feelings for Abood. I want you both to be happy. Smiley

    A not-so-wise man once said: "Never trust someone who claims to be an altruist." Tongue
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