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  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #180 - October 11, 2010, 05:59 PM
    Bhenchod.
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #181 - October 11, 2010, 07:39 PM
     Cheesy BD!
    Mein Hindustani hai.
    Gujarati hai.
    Yeezeevee, app kya hai?
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #182 - October 11, 2010, 08:04 PM
    Ami khalakutta! With a big botoi!
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #183 - October 11, 2010, 08:13 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 11, 2010, 08:04 PM
    Ami khalakutta! With a big botoi!


    Hahahahhaah, gotta love the bengi wannabe!

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #184 - October 11, 2010, 08:24 PM
     dance
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #185 - October 11, 2010, 08:48 PM
     Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #186 - October 12, 2010, 09:03 PM
    wow
    a bengi wanabee     never thought id see the day grin12
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #187 - October 13, 2010, 07:46 AM
    Mera shehar Multan hai...aur mujhe iss shehar sey koi muhabat nahin  wacko
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #188 - October 13, 2010, 07:47 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 11, 2010, 05:59 PM
    Bhenchod.

    madarchod!  parrot
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #189 - October 13, 2010, 07:55 AM
    afsoos hai ke multan pakistan mein hain, nahin tau itne sufiane sher mein chakar laga ne mein boht maza a sakta hai
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #190 - October 13, 2010, 07:59 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on October 13, 2010, 07:47 AM
    madarchod!  parrot


    fadarchod!  parrot parrot
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #191 - October 13, 2010, 08:00 AM
    Quote from: z10 on October 13, 2010, 07:55 AM
    afsoos hai ke multan pakistan mein hain, nahin tau itne sufiane sher mein chakar laga ne mein boht maza a sakta hai


    آپ سے اوتار کہاں ہے؟
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #192 - October 13, 2010, 08:45 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0wuPt5JfUY
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #193 - October 13, 2010, 09:07 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 13, 2010, 07:59 AM
    fadarchod!  parrot parrot

    kutta Angry the correct term would be pidrchod Cheesy
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 13, 2010, 08:00 AM
    آپ سے اوتار کہاں ہے؟

    yeh
    اوتار kya cheez hai?
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #194 - October 13, 2010, 07:08 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on October 07, 2010, 12:11 PM
    Arey maythoo likahnai padega iise page pe...  Thum loongonka dhil ethna khuboo surta hia.. Khabi khabi padunga ...

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ9Qzdgsdsw


    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Bison  bandh karoo gandh...         you need a leash on your linguistic abilities, other wise I am forced to move you from CEMB to Hollywood..

    lol..

    with best wishes  to you all..
    yeezevee

    If you want to be tumbled on the bed like the pretty ankles of whom I spoke in my earlier post, let us conduct our shameless flirting in English. As matters now stand, I don't know if you are baring your jiggly man tits or your teeth so I'm gonna hold off my cudgels for now till someone clarifies just what your intentions toward me are. Amorous or malicious? I'll screw you either way 'cause I like angry sex.
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #195 - October 13, 2010, 08:44 PM
    MAB

    sounds like angry sex it is, she tellin ya to shut ur asshole, the asshole with  grin12 , or in ur case where there used to be teeth.

    i suggest some sort of mounting take place, but what do i know.
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #196 - October 13, 2010, 08:53 PM
    Quote from: Dr@gon Sl@yer on October 13, 2010, 08:44 PM
    MAB

    sounds like angry sex it is, she tellin ya to shut ur asshole, the asshole with  grin12 , or in ur case where there used to be teeth.

    i suggest some sort of mounting take place, but what do i know.

    Are you saying he wants to eat the hair between my butt cheeks?

    A direct translation, or it's not true. I know that Yez is a catamite who solicits men to deposit their holy seed between his cheeks, but he doesn't eat bush that I am aware of. Istagfirullah. Please apologise to the brother.
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #197 - October 13, 2010, 09:03 PM
    actual translation

    i quote
    "Bison shut ur ass"
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #198 - October 13, 2010, 09:25 PM
    ^ I don't believe it. My Yezzy would never dream of saying that for how else would he be able to run his tongue between my butt crack? Quit lying you rogue.
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #199 - October 13, 2010, 09:58 PM
     maybe Yezzy doesnt like lickin ur bum crack as much as u think. maybe he dont like getting hair stuck in his teeth. but im just the translator, i call it as i read it.  u all need to have words, maybe u aint communicatin like ya oughta.
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #200 - October 13, 2010, 10:02 PM
    Quote from: Dr@gon Sl@yer on October 13, 2010, 09:58 PM
    maybe Yezzy doesnt like lickin ur bum crack as much as u think. maybe he dont like getting hair stuck in his teeth. but im just the translator, i call it as i read it.  u all need to have words, maybe u aint communicatin like ya oughta.

    Not what he said last night. "Deeper, Bison, deeper," was the general sentiment I got. A sentiment which cast one's mind back to the young lovely between whose thighs I danced whilst she whisperd Urdu in my ear. Consult my first post for details.
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #201 - October 13, 2010, 10:09 PM
     Thinking hard


    all makes sense now , maybe ur words were detracting from the pleasure ur mate was gettin.   Just do it
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #202 - October 13, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Haram zado!!!  Aap log gaali kyon de rahe hai?  Ab mujhe bhi gaali de ni pari gi!

    Haram zado kutte ke pille!  Khabees zaleel!  Lan leni de!


    Ab teek hai. Smiley
    .
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #203 - October 13, 2010, 10:33 PM
    Hey shahid  thats out of order u cant call MAB that, istigfirullah.   Smiley
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #204 - October 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
    Oi! No Angrezi 'round here, aight? Tongue

    Urdu board bananay ka achha idea hai, kya kehtey hain sab?
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #205 - October 14, 2010, 04:43 PM
    mera nam eliphaz heh. bien choooooooooooooooot  Cheesy
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #206 - October 14, 2010, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: allat on October 14, 2010, 12:00 AM
    Oi! No Angrezi 'round here, aight? Tongue
    Urdu board bananay ka achha idea hai, kya kehtey hain sab?


    Ji maam Saab, sirf Hindi/urdu mein bholna pareyga!
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #207 - October 16, 2010, 09:35 PM
    ایسا لگ رہا ہے جیسے تمام اردو بولنے والے مرتد ہوگے ہیں۔دوستوں اردو زبان اگر اردو میں ہی لکھی جائے تو اچھا ہے بہرحال یہ دھاگہ بہت اچھا ہے۔ dance
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #208 - October 17, 2010, 12:03 AM
    .नमस्त
    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: urdu boliye
     Reply #209 - October 17, 2010, 09:04 AM
    Quote from: shoaib on October 16, 2010, 09:35 PM
    ایسا لگ رہا ہے جیسے تمام اردو بولنے والے مرتد ہوگے ہیں۔دوستوں اردو زبان اگر اردو میں ہی لکھی جائے تو اچھا ہے بہرحال یہ دھاگہ بہت اچھا ہے۔ dance

    hairat ki baat hai, bachpaneh mein main Urdu parhney sey ukta jata tha...laikin ab bhenchod Urdu parhney ka chikna maza hai bunny
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
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