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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #180 - October 08, 2010, 01:58 AM
    Quote from: Poopycock on October 08, 2010, 12:28 AM

    Under it all, we're just lesbians that love monkey sex.


    Hawt. I'll get the monkey suit you bring the lesbians.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #181 - October 08, 2010, 01:59 AM
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     Reply #182 - October 08, 2010, 02:00 AM
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  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #183 - October 08, 2010, 02:48 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 05, 2010, 02:21 PM
    You mean there is no moral distinction between on the one hand tumbling a harlot on the bed and discharging oneself manfully and on the other hand stoning her? Fascinating.


     "You have heard that it was said to those of old,‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell. Matthew 5:27-30

    O I see its all allegorical , so whats the point of stating it this way again?
    And lets say i give u that, what about "Hell" mentioning is jeezy creezy playing psycological games, so the original sin is not enough, u have to bear fear and guilt from an act of adultery till u die.
    So "fucking your mind is better than fucking your body" seriously !!
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #184 - October 08, 2010, 02:33 PM
    Quote from: tabun on October 08, 2010, 02:48 AM
    "You have heard that it was said to those of old,‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

    What's wrong with this statement? It's perfectly true and well you know it. When a strapping young gallant spots a sweet young thing his thoughts race immediately to mounting her with the enthusiasm of a kid set loose in a candy store. JC knew whereof he spoke because he kept the company of harlots all day - and who knows perhaps all through the night - as becoming of any man, because he endured the promptings of the flesh. But what does an Egyptian little chit know about losing oneself in a woman's curves?

    Quote from: tabun on October 08, 2010, 02:48 AM
    29 If your right eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and cast it from you; for it is more profitable for you that one of your members perish, than for your whole body to be cast into hell.

    Nothing in this passage mandates that anyone lose their organs. It's left completely to the discretion of the individual. The difference is that Mo demands that other beardos cut off your limbs, but JC, ever the cool fella, leaves it to the individual conscience. If you don't like his counsel, don't follow it.

    Quote from: tabun on October 08, 2010, 02:48 AM
    O I see its all allegorical , so whats the point of stating it this way again?

    As noted elsewhere, JC was often mouthing what he was told by the two other rascals who form the trinity, the Father and the Holy Ghost. To them can be ascribed most of the balmy ideas which flowed from his lips, ideas which he was compelled to go along with by the democratic convention which governs all decision making in the heavens, so why drag him into this affair you godless rascal?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #185 - October 08, 2010, 03:45 PM
    Jeezy creezy , must be your hero aww.
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    But what does an Egyptian little chit know about losing oneself in a woman's curves?

    Alot more than Jeezy, whom walked with 12 men.
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    What's wrong with this statement? It's perfectly true and well you know it. When a strapping young gallant spots a sweet young thing his thoughts race immediately to mounting her with the enthusiasm of a kid set loose in a candy store.

    Nothing really, pervert much?
    Is jeezy creezy playing psycological games, so the original sin is not enough, u have to bear fear and guilt from an act of adultery till u die? Mind fuck , much?
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #186 - October 08, 2010, 03:47 PM
    ^ Are you saying JC screwed you both anally and cerebrally? Shocking.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #187 - October 08, 2010, 04:00 PM
    LOL no i am not.
    He probably did that to his followers  Roll Eyes.


    BTW, MAB grats on the JOTM.
     Smiley
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #188 - October 08, 2010, 04:17 PM
    @Tabun

    I like your name. A sign of the desperate times I think when a young camel romancer names himself after pussy. No brothels in Egypt? Time was when I sojourned in Cairo and a beardo offered to give me a temporary marriage certificate so I may drop by a "halal brothel" and deposit my holy seed with the sisters. Seek and you shall find. Who said that?

    Thanks for the congrats, but I had my sights on greater prizes this month, but the cock-blocking little tease called Ishina clinched the POTM from the jaws of victory. Ten pieces of silver for the guy who can tell me why she beat me to the prize. Answer: Coz she has a tight tabun. In the end that's what it all comes down to. I suppose your screen handle was right after all.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #189 - October 08, 2010, 04:24 PM
    Tabun ?  o no its not an Egyptian name u should try Google sometimes.


    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #190 - October 08, 2010, 04:25 PM
    ^ Morrocan? I knew it was an Arabic dialect. Do they have halal brothels in Marakesh as well?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #191 - October 08, 2010, 04:29 PM
    ^ was thinking nerve gas .
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #192 - October 08, 2010, 04:32 PM
    ^ Morrocan women let off gas during sex? Istagfirullah. No need to be malicious just 'cause they won't open their legs for you.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #193 - October 08, 2010, 04:36 PM
    LOL, OK a hint *look at the picture beneath my screen name*

    O and They will.
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #194 - October 08, 2010, 04:44 PM
    @Tabun

    Quit flirting with me you little scamp. I'm too old for your stupid game. Do Morrocans let one rip or do they not in amorous entanglement? Is it really as bad as nerve gas? I will wear a gas mask next time.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #195 - October 08, 2010, 04:48 PM
    @MAB
    You will have to ask a Moroccan .

    And I am not flirting i just love you <3.
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #196 - October 08, 2010, 04:54 PM
    @Tabun

    This old man is terribly confounded about your nationality, your gender, your state of virginity. Why don't you and I get chatting on the webcam. Maybe you could shake your tits a little and I will show you something special, something big and meaty and nine inch long.

    But before this flirting goes any further, a few pressing questions to nail your vital statistics: Single or attached, Brit or Yank, male or female,  wine or beer, twenty-something or thirty, student or employee, cinema or theatre, SUV or mini, tampon or pad, gay or straight porn?

  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #197 - October 08, 2010, 04:58 PM
     Cheesy
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #198 - October 08, 2010, 05:00 PM
     @ MAB
    Cheesy

    Brotherly love, Jesus kinda love. whistling2

    But seriously MAB you should come on chat sometime, and yes lots of women there lol.
    Confucius:
    "What you do not like done to yourself, do not unto others."
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #199 - October 08, 2010, 05:08 PM
    @Tabun

    Is the chatroom webcam enabled? If not, I don't care for it so clear off. I only chat with people whom I can show my genitals and who in return will bare their jiggly bangs. Rumour is that you're a handful. True or false?

    @Dragon Slayer

    Before you throw yourself at the Bison, before you part the slit of your ten dollar dress and expose the black silk of your torn stockings, you might wanna introduce yourself.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #200 - October 08, 2010, 05:23 PM

    the previous user name was too close to home ... so i had to change it plus it gave me time to read more.

    i still agree with my previous statement ... i like this place ... some how feels like a piece of home.

    well i answer ur usual gambit of questions...

    brit, single (now),  male, unfortunately dont like the taste of beer or wine though i have recently had the oppurtunity to try many types :(, thirty something,  student and employee, cinema, SUV, definately straight porn.

    its good to finaly write to ya ... been readin alot .... thanks by the way ... ur posts are most definately interesting






    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #201 - October 08, 2010, 06:29 PM
    @Dragon Slayer

    I wanna do naughty things to you. If I swing by tonight with a bottle of red, will you slip on that little red number for me sugarplum?
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #202 - October 08, 2010, 06:34 PM
    i will do u one better ... i will slip off the red number for the asking. Wink
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #203 - October 08, 2010, 06:44 PM
    but i fear this maybe wishful thinkin ... for u are in a place i wish i cud be   and i am in a place u wud hate to be ....
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #204 - October 08, 2010, 06:47 PM
    can i be so bold as to ask wat led to ur leaving the hairy breasts of the believers?
    All I know is that the universe is a beautiful & complicated place. I think we are beautiful beings. Everyday I find something to marval at. I just hope I don't get burned in eternal torment because I miscalculated the truth level of a 7th Century camel salesman's feverish rantings. ~ BlackDog
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #205 - October 08, 2010, 07:57 PM
    ^ Consult my intro thread:

    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=12425.0
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #206 - October 08, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Make an introductory thread, Dragon Slayer.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #207 - October 09, 2010, 05:13 AM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 06, 2010, 04:18 PM
    Do you know what a non sequitur is my sugarplum?

     questions2 Penises

    Pardon???

    Narcissist like people to comply to be inslaved and become like vulnerable children...
    they should never be trusted with kids... wacko
    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    George Carlin
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #208 - October 09, 2010, 05:53 PM
    ^ So you think Allah wants to bed vulnerable children? That's a grave allegation. Daleel, or it's not true.
  • Re: Allah's Doomed Slaves
     Reply #209 - October 10, 2010, 12:28 AM
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    Mount a Bison

     So you think Allah wants to bed vulnerable children? That's a grave allegation. Daleel, or it's not true.


    His Prophet Muhammed certainly had no problem bedding 9 yr old Aisha and it looks like it was ok with Allah because he certainly did not object to Muhammed's marriage with Aisha.
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