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 Topic: SEX

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  • Re: SEX
     Reply #60 - October 15, 2010, 12:06 PM

    You mean there's a difference?  Huh?


    That's the point, there's no difference. I don't think there's such thing as wanting to have sex just for the sake of having sex. There's always other factors involved. If it's not the case, it wouldn't matter who you were having sex with. Maybe you could pick a disabled guy or something - they need love too.  Wink

    I was just teasing Laces because she said to me earlier that casual sex is not about looks, and it's just about experiencing sex and "techniques".  Smiley

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #61 - October 15, 2010, 12:16 PM

    Oooh Lukatic you are good at this  Cheesy I did forget I said ti would not be about looks signnvm  so to be fair I did say it was Asians upbringins and as result their behaviours and beliefs (not just Islamic beliefs) that make them unattractive to me , as you know Asians come in different shapes and sizes and I am sure I wouldn't mind one if they had a nice personality  (and it would be more that they are ex-Muslim than Asian)  .   Still I know you have a point but I don't know what I should do about it Huh?



    That's odd. If I could find an ex-Muslim in my neck of the woods, I'd be very interested to get to know him better, because we'd already have one thing in common.  dance

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #62 - October 15, 2010, 12:18 PM

    It can be.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #63 - October 15, 2010, 12:29 PM

    You have a problem then. I can tell you for a fact that the perfect guy doesn't exist. If you look around you can find some pretty decent guys, but aint none of us perfect.


    Yes, perfect guy doesn't exist, but what's wrong with waiting to find a guy you have respect for, and you know for sure respect you back? And what's up with virgin bashing in this thread? Let's be honest here - guys could get it up even for a girl they loathe and totally have no respect for whatsoever - so it's not really complimentary to find a guy who could get it up for you. So waiting until you find the right guy is the only way to find someone who could get it up for you and respect you as a person.

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #64 - October 15, 2010, 12:33 PM

    I wanna show you some techniques of my own by touching you where no man before has gone.


    You'll have to pay first.  Tongue

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #65 - October 15, 2010, 12:41 PM

    Nice.

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #66 - October 15, 2010, 12:56 PM

    ^ LOOOOOOOOL

    I didn't bargain on a lewed transaction. Didn't think you were the selling type. Very well, tell me the minimum wage in Malaysia and I will double it if you suck my toe. Unwashed. As befitting my geriatric status my toes are a little crooked and callus bitten with huge areas of sharp protrusions. And being no lover of water I usually just dip my head under the shower on the morn, curse out loudly, and jump out before the water reaches my feet.


     Cheesy Cheesy

    My price is $3.7 millionWink

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #67 - October 15, 2010, 01:03 PM

    huuushhhh Lukatic... My GF might find out about this possibility (to sell the virginity), and i will be in debt for about 4 mil. at least for not paying back in the day......

    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #68 - October 15, 2010, 01:07 PM

    Cool point.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #69 - October 15, 2010, 01:20 PM

    ^^ I'll give you 50% discount, because I love you.  Kiss

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #70 - October 15, 2010, 01:25 PM

    Fine.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #71 - October 15, 2010, 01:36 PM

    ^^ Greasy hot dog with mustard running out of it?  Roll Eyes

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #72 - October 15, 2010, 01:58 PM

    Nice one.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #73 - October 15, 2010, 02:19 PM

    ^ Cheesy

    What a come back. I'm impressed. Have you been practicing on your repartee? Very cute. Stray question: To avoid being sent back to the pokey again, tell me how old you are my lovely. A delicate question to be sure, but at least you still have your teeth and hair. Some of us oldies have neither. I'm typing with my wig. Send me a PM of how many hairs on your pubic foliage if you so wish to tell me in secret, but tell me you must. I don't want another Malaysian guy to ask me to pick up the soap.


    Poor thing, you're old enough to be suffering dementia. You've already asked about my legality before.  bunny

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #74 - October 15, 2010, 02:27 PM

     Daft thing.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #75 - October 15, 2010, 03:08 PM

    ^ If I'm plagued by dementia and arthritis just how am I supposed to remember what you tell me? Daft thing. Whisper it in my ear to sooth my conscience 'cause I feel really dirty as matters now stand. I imagine you are a spotty-faced little chit in your school uniform with your hair tied in a ponytail and frighteningly big braces sticking out of your freckled face.


    Hit me up, baby. I won't get you into any trouble. Promise.  Wink

    "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
    ~ Douglas Adams
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #76 - October 15, 2010, 10:55 PM

    I think MAB is a reincarnation of some old perv from the 7th century or something.  wacko

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #77 - October 16, 2010, 12:21 AM

    Its creepy...

    Be yourself.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #78 - October 16, 2010, 12:25 AM

    I think MAB is a reincarnation of some old perv from the 7th century or something.  wacko


     Wink
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #79 - October 16, 2010, 12:29 AM

    Its creepy...


    x2

    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #80 - October 16, 2010, 12:32 AM

    Out of interest MAB was that PM I got a while ago sent to everybody? Tongue

    Be yourself.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #81 - October 16, 2010, 12:33 AM

    Out of interest MAB was that PM I got a while ago sent to everybody? Tongue


    What was the PM? I'm curious lol

    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #82 - October 16, 2010, 12:41 AM

    Out of interest MAB was that PM I got a while ago sent to everybody? Tongue


    If that pm is the same one I got then probably  wacko
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #83 - October 16, 2010, 12:47 AM

    Looks like quite a few of us have been the lucky recipients.  Roll Eyes

    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #84 - October 16, 2010, 12:53 AM

     Cheesy

    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #85 - October 16, 2010, 12:57 AM

    And all along I had thought bisons were not good at skullduggery!



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #86 - October 16, 2010, 01:04 AM

    Unrestrained libido can cause havoc with PM boxes in addition to severe damage of the vital organs!



    The World is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.
                                   Thomas Paine

    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored !- Aldous Huxley
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #87 - October 16, 2010, 03:50 AM

    Comedy.
  • Re: SEX
     Reply #88 - October 16, 2010, 03:54 AM

    Very charming.

  • Re: SEX
     Reply #89 - October 16, 2010, 03:56 AM

    Out of interest MAB was that PM I got a while ago sent to everybody? Tongue

    Don't believe a word of it my sweet. Just a vile conspiracy against our abiding love. That's all.
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