It has almost always been my experience that English (and other) converts I've met are rather odd, and in some ways dysfunctional people. (In fact the famous English eccentricity I think has meant that many such odd-balls have been attracted to Islam.)
You're an odd-ball.
*violently taps Hassan with a toothpick on the shoulder* ...tap, tap-tap, tap... Is that odd enough for you? Huh?