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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #60 - January 16, 2011, 03:44 PM

    I lost too much time with religion to care about some recitation of the Quran. I am not impressed by Allah's poetry nor I am impressed with Imans forcing others to become brainwashed. Even though Islam played a strong part in my up brining I never care for it and never will rush to defend Islam as i use too.

    No more religion for me, time to move on.

    Through Logic, truth can be ascertained.
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #61 - January 16, 2011, 03:58 PM

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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #62 - January 16, 2011, 04:02 PM

     Cheesy  Kewl.  Thats spares me then.  grin12

    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #63 - January 16, 2011, 04:16 PM

    Cheesy  Kewl.  Thats spares me then.  grin12

    Was the suggestion a quid pro quo? I missed that. If you wanna go toe-to-toe with the greatest vocal cords to ever serenade a beauty, bring it on you catamite. I will own you.
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #64 - January 16, 2011, 04:17 PM

    l

     
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #65 - January 16, 2011, 04:36 PM

    Noticed how the Quran is the only holy (that i know of) book that describes hot chicks with massive boobies . Now all the women get to hear about their husbands fucking virgins in heaven and they can't object to it because Allah says so .

    facepalm/

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #66 - January 16, 2011, 05:08 PM

    Islam is a men's club, always has been.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #67 - January 16, 2011, 05:13 PM

    Islam is a men's club, always has been.


    and I say "men's club will not exist without women" 

     hence the problem all along was women..     lol..

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #68 - January 16, 2011, 05:42 PM

    Without women us men wouldn't do half the stupid shit we do.
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #69 - January 16, 2011, 05:44 PM

    yeah we are temptresses from hell , thats why a lot of us are in hell :( why did Allah curse us with a vagina !!! WHY GOD WHY!""!!! Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry

    "its fashionable to be an ex Muslim these days"
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #70 - January 16, 2011, 05:46 PM

    Without women us men wouldn't do half the stupid shit we do.


    My grandfather used to say 'if there were not bad women, they'd be no bad men'
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #71 - January 16, 2011, 05:50 PM

     yeezevee says and others support
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    and I say "men's club will not exist without women"  

     hence the problem all along was women..     lol..

    My grandfather used to say 'if there were not bad women, they'd be no bad men'

    Without women us men wouldn't do half the stupid shit we do.

    So you guys are supporting yeezevee.., you guys are good men like yeezevee.,

    So with that let  us  learn the GOOD leadership qualities from Prophet Muhammad(PBUH)., I used to be active in this forum from Indonesia
    http://www.bismikaallahuma.org/archives/2006/leadership-qualities-of-prophet-muhammad/
    my good friend writes at that link
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    In penning this essay, a tribute to our Prophet Muhammad (P), I am not “celebrating” Maulud-ul Nabi as Christians celebrate Christmas, rather I am honoring him by reminding myself of the many exemplary qualities of this Last Rasul of Allah.


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    Allah in His Wisdom did not choose His Last Messenger randomly. Long before Allah had chosen him, Muhammad had already demonstrated his noble and sterling character. He was Al Amin, the Trustworthy, to his community.

    In Prophet Muhammad s.a.w., Allah had an uswatun hasana (“the most beautiful pattern of conduct”, Surah Al Ahzab, 33:21). There are numerous Quranic verses exhorting Muslims to emulate this exemplar of a human being. Exhortations from the Holy Book aside, a man whose teachings are being followed by one in five people on this planet deserves attention.

    On this Maulud al Nabi, the Prophet’s birthday, Muslims re-live the Seerah (the ways and sayings of the Prophet s.a.w.) to discern their meanings. As noted by the writer Adil Salahi, the best way for Muslims to demonstrate their love for the Prophet s.a.w. is by following his teachings, not by singing his praises.

    Aping Versus Emulating

    Some set a very low bar for themselves, content with imitating the superficialities of the man. Thus they are reduced to sporting long beards and unshaven faces, and wearing loose clothes and oversized turbans. That is the extent, nothing further. They are aping, not emulating, the prophet.

    Others think they have set a higher standard by mimicking the prophet in acquiring multiple wives. They do not emulate him for his skills in trading, his reverence for knowledge, or his quest for learning. Suffice that they could imitate the prophet only in that one respect. We do what we can with what we have, so they piously assure themselves as they indulge in their worldly lust, all in the name of following the example of the Holy Prophet of course.

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    Alas, they are looking for lust in all the wrong Seerahs!

    They conveniently forget that the prophet remained monogamous for over 25 years with his first wife, Khatijah. His subsequent marriages following her death were expressions of his charity, not lust. Thus his wives included single mothers and war widows. Other marriages were for cementing political relationships, as was the tradition then. As a leader with considerable following, he could easily have had his groupies, if lust were his intent.

    Not satisfied with the limitations of four wives at a time, and fully aware of the severe penalty for adultery proscribed in the Quran, many Muslims ingenuously resort to “temporary marriages.” Temporary as in hours or minutes, depending on their prowess! Surprisingly, there are kadhis (religious officials) who would solemnize such “marriages”, for a fee of course. In my part of the world, such individuals are called pimps.

    In their obsession with the superficialities of the Prophet (P), his well-meaning admirers miss the essence of the man. This was a man chosen by Allah and who emancipated the Arabs from their Age of Jahiliyah (Ignorance), and then spread the faith that today is adhered to by over a billion people.

    Leadership Through Personal Example: Qudhrat Hassanah
    ..............
    The people of Taif later embraced Islam on their own volition. The Prophet intuitively recognized that in fighting for your cause, first create no new adversaries. A simple lesson, but difficult to learn. This is a lesson the world desperately needs to learn in battling terrorism.

    The Prophet (P) may have received the blessings and revelations from Allah, but he was not above listening to advice from his young subordinates.

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    In preaching, the Prophet was careful in ensuring that his followers memorized only the divine revelations, not his commentaries. He forbade what would be considered today as a personality cult. Had he not done so, every Muslim home would be adorned with his portrait, cities named after him, and statues erected in his honor. For added measure, Muslims would be sporting amulets bearing his name or likeness for protection and good luck charms.


    The tradition of recording his actions and sayings (seerah) began long after his death. Bukhari, whose collections of hadith were deemed most authentic, was not even born till about 200 years after the prophet?s death. It is more correct to say that the hadith are what one man ? Bukhari ? deemed to be what the Prophet s.a.w. purportedly said, rather than what he actually said. The only authentic ones are those recorded in the Quran, the hadith qudsi.

    The Prophet was no ordinary mortal, but a mortal nonetheless. At the theological level, this means Muslims do not believe in the re-incarnation or the second coming. At the practical level, that too has significance. While Muslims duly and properly praise the prophet, we are careful not to deify the person or attribute perfection. Perfection is after all solely the attribute of Allah.

    At the personal level, the fact that the Prophet is a mortal means that his exemplary qualities are within the capability of every one of us to follow. That is the beauty of our Prophet s.a.w.

    May the blessings of Allah be upon him, his family, and his Companions as we honour him on this special day of the 12th of Rabi al Awwal.  

    See How good that propeht was.. for 25 years as long as Khadija was alive Prophet Muhammad PBUH ta saw da pH.D was a good man., It is all juice and Arab pagan problem if prophet Muhammad was angry and his followers did some things that are not good,,

    So you tow guys better follow Prophet foot steps.. read it all at the link

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #72 - January 16, 2011, 10:07 PM

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     Reply #73 - January 16, 2011, 10:11 PM

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     Reply #74 - January 16, 2011, 10:23 PM

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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #75 - January 23, 2011, 06:00 AM

    OK, I see that not much has been said on the subject since my last post.


    I hate cluttering threads with videos, but my point can not be made with words, as it has been pointed out that purely cerebral exercise may not appeal to a number of people in trance.

    What is effective against inculcation by trance (also other kinds) are things will I call "fundie reality checks". (Feel free to let me know what is the real term, in kuntum sadiqeen.) See one mild example of a FRC bellow.

    WARNING: not safe for children and mentalists. (More brutal examples would have proved my point better, but I am afraid I don't know where to draw the line.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVNL8bZVq_g

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #76 - January 23, 2011, 11:34 PM

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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #77 - January 24, 2011, 12:03 AM

    na suka tebe tvoj allah akbar? suka = ass??? i understand the rest except suka...

    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #78 - January 24, 2011, 12:06 AM

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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #79 - January 24, 2011, 01:36 AM

    Bardhi,

    Suka=bitch

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #80 - January 24, 2011, 02:11 AM

    nah mate, Russian... i just romanised the Cyrillic alphabet... It was the "name" of the youtube clip that ALM posted Smiley

    ALM:

    I thought Kurwa, Kurva was a universal east european word for a bitch:)... at least from the Balkans till Poland i heard people using it Cheesy....

    So how does this translate?

    In? bitch you your allahu akbar?

    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #81 - January 24, 2011, 02:51 AM

    translation is roughly such "here bitch, here is your allahu akbar"

    Kurva=prostitute, though, of course it can not be translated as "prostitute" does not convey all the subtleties of "kurva"

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #82 - January 24, 2011, 11:40 AM

    Mount A Bison,

    I am glad that soviet sense of humor is not completely foreign to you.

    Fatimas. What do we know for sure about Fatimas? That most of them will go to hell. Which makes me think that most of them prefer the life of this world to the hereafter. Which in turn makes me think that they are more reasonable creatures than it appears to a normal male mind. Which in turn makes me think that most of them would see the humor and natural instinct to choose the winning gang would prevail. I will not go into details here as I am clueless about it.

    Your acronyms confuse me. I suspect you're talking about military achievements of our day. Like any real fake Pythagorean I prefer to settle my issues with fists instead of even deadlier weapons.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMG8qh2GKKg&feature=related

     

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #83 - January 24, 2011, 04:11 PM

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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #84 - January 24, 2011, 04:47 PM

    Quote from: Mount A Bison
    But sung by an accomplished reciter, the music of the incantation makes galaxies align, the high gods dance, and bliss rain from the sky.


    The Beirut Phone book chanted in an echoey mosque would have the same effect.

    The mosque: the most epic display of collective douchbaggery, arrogance and delusion
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #85 - January 24, 2011, 05:30 PM

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  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #86 - January 25, 2011, 05:20 AM

    You clearly have Russian blood, the scion of no less a brute than Ivan the Terrible.


    Dear enemy,

    You put me in a very difficult situation. My hair is turning gray prematurely. Don't do this again, unless you want to see me spend the rest of my life on the shores of Kara Deniz, drinking ayran and eating fresh ekmek, while planning my grand revanche.

    The longer I ignore your statement/question, the more likely it is that I am from Ukraine. Likely - eastern Ukraine, where peasants like me would not be moved by your post to deny association with Russia and would not care to defend Russia's name against your libel.

    You must have already deduced that I am not a shepherd from a great nation of Armenia as I would not care to read your posts in the first place.

    You will know that I am not Russian if I don't defend Mother Russia with it's civilization, which really does not need advice from byzantines who've sold their souls to the perverted west.

    You will know that I am not a hot-bloodied Estonian, if I don't challenge you to a duel for using references to myself and Russia in the same paragraph.

    I could be a Russified Central Asian, who is not quiet accepted in Khabarovsk and who can not speak the language of my forefathers, thus destined to lurk the Internet like a rabid jackal...

    Anyway I look at it, it is a matter of days now before you track down mullah Magomet Magometov of my village.

    So, let's have some rules here, pretty please.

    Also, in the future, I'd appreciate it if you Bcc Mosad  Wink

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #87 - January 25, 2011, 05:31 AM

    Quote from: Mount A Bison
    Can you treat us to a sample of your angelic voice hyming the phone book?


    Best not I think. People would be so moved by the etherial beauty of my rendering that they would conclude "these words must be from heaven" and I would quickly find myself at the head of a cult several million strong.

    The mosque: the most epic display of collective douchbaggery, arrogance and delusion
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #88 - January 25, 2011, 06:52 AM

    It is indeed a testament to the Arabic language if it can make CRASS COLLECTION OF INDUCEMENTS AND THREATS seem "holy".

    The mosque: the most epic display of collective douchbaggery, arrogance and delusion
  • Re: The Quran As Porn
     Reply #89 - January 25, 2011, 12:25 PM

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