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 Topic: Mount A Bison

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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #60 - January 24, 2011, 05:25 PM
    Quote from: Kenan on January 24, 2011, 04:33 PM
    Would that be the dead one or the one that doesn't exist?
    I couldn't help but notice that you left me out.


     I’ve grown fond of you since I last pronounced my kiss of death. Keep your head down, much, much down till you feel something meaty press against your face and you will be alright. But the other two guys are def going down. No question. May God have mercy on them. Because I won't.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #61 - January 24, 2011, 05:26 PM
    @Alex

    Laugh till the Reaper cometh. You will be taken down. This I promise you.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #62 - January 24, 2011, 05:42 PM
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #63 - January 24, 2011, 10:23 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 05:25 PM
    I’ve grown fond of you since I last pronounced my kiss of death. Keep your head down, much, much down till you feel something meaty press against your face and you will be alright.

    Dont be rude, all that meat, poor things gonna get thirsty - you gonna offer him a warm drink too?
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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #64 - January 24, 2011, 10:39 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 24, 2011, 05:19 PM
    @Hassan

    What heritage? Come now kindred, the Irish are a pack of scoundrels universally acknowledged to be so condemned. Why do you think all the ink-stained scribblers of Irish soil quit Dublin as soon as they could crawl and sally forth to England’s green and pleasant land? Step forward Oscar Wilde, Joyce, Shaw, Burke, Beckett. Cut those drunks adrift brother. I will make you an honorary Turk. You will join my wonderful tribe. You will drink with the sons of Ataturk. And late in the summer evening when the ball of fire dips beneath the horizon you will don the loin cloth and around the camp fire do the hula-hula dance. Forget the Irish catamites.

    Among no other class of men is there so vast a proliferation of imbecility, vulgarity, rascality, tomfoolery, knavery, villiany, quackery, roguery, mountebankery, deviltry, and downright stupidity than that nation of wife-beating thieves and beggars.

    I hope I haven’t said anything to mar the reputation of proud Irishmen.

    Ooooooh!  I wouldn't say bad things about the Irish.  You do realise there's a feisty Irish woman on the panel of moderators wielding a heavy cane that will make ..... <insert favourite Bisonism here>...  and she can run faster than a Cheetah... whistling2
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #65 - January 24, 2011, 10:41 PM
    MAB is back! Shocked
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #66 - January 24, 2011, 11:00 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 24, 2011, 10:23 PM
    Dont be rude, all that meat ...

    True that, his foot is quite big and is neither aesthetically nor olfactory pleasing.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #67 - January 25, 2011, 12:12 PM
    @Teapot

    Not your strong suit English is it? As I made clear, I do not wish to mar the rep of proud Irish folk. Nothing but flowers in my post
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #68 - January 25, 2011, 12:19 PM
    Quote from: Poopycock on January 24, 2011, 10:41 PM
    MAB is back! Shocked

    The last four letters of your handle are a conscious provocation. Did you choose it just to make one exceed my daily quota for obscenity? You've been warned.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #69 - January 25, 2011, 12:20 PM
    Quote from: Kenan on January 24, 2011, 11:00 PM
    True that, his foot is quite big and is neither aesthetically nor olfactory pleasing.

    That should be: olfactorily pleasing. What, do I have to polish your insults for you now? The great thing about the post of CEMB's grammarian is that you don't have to dream up insults. By showing people up, it comes naturally.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #70 - January 25, 2011, 12:22 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on January 24, 2011, 10:23 PM
    Dont be rude, all that meat, poor things gonna get thirsty - you gonna offer him a warm drink too?

    The drink comes out of the same organ.  Do you wanna taster?
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #71 - January 25, 2011, 12:24 PM
    @Ishina

    If you are hired as my defence counsel, do I have your solemn word that I won't be charged for extra-legal services?
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #72 - January 25, 2011, 12:38 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 25, 2011, 12:20 PM
    That should be: olfactorily pleasing. What, do I have to polish your insults for you now? The great thing about the post of CEMB's grammarian is that you don't have to dream up insults. By showing people up, it comes naturally.

     sad Please accept my apologies MAB. I am but a simple halfwit and as such I do have issues with adverbs sometimes. I hope you understand and please don't hate me for it.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #73 - January 25, 2011, 01:00 PM
    Don't be a silly goose Kenan. No one thinks you are a halfwit. I hope I didn't give that impression. Just a quarter-wit.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #74 - January 25, 2011, 01:19 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 25, 2011, 12:22 PM
    The drink comes out of the same organ.  Do you wanna taster?

    No thanks, I hear it tastes like putrefied maggots?
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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #75 - January 25, 2011, 01:21 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 25, 2011, 01:00 PM
    Don't be a silly goose Kenan. No one thinks you are a halfwit. I hope I didn't give that impression. Just a quarter-wit.

     propellor head Unfortunately, considering that I am a quarter-wit, I cannot possibly comprehend the meaning of the sentence above, Sensei.
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #76 - January 29, 2011, 05:34 PM
    What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.
    ~Mark Twain~   Afro

     dance dance dance dance dance
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #77 - January 29, 2011, 05:56 PM
    ..
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #78 - January 29, 2011, 06:02 PM
    Mount A Bison - A live living porn.
                                                   - Muddy
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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #79 - January 29, 2011, 06:14 PM
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  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #80 - January 29, 2011, 06:26 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 29, 2011, 05:56 PM
    @Maya

    If I told you I want to slip a tongue between your hairy thighs, would you set your husband on me? I will take him down with a single turbo charge Turkish style. Who will save you then? Come willingly or unwillingly. My tongue is out and dripping.


     Smiley  Unforgettable - I feel like I've seen you somewhere before.  Kiss
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #81 - January 29, 2011, 06:30 PM
    Quote from: Mount A Bison on January 29, 2011, 06:14 PM
    LOL

    That's a grave insult. Far removed I am from that obscene pornographer Donatelo who spreads lurid stories about pretty ankles in miniskirts in the Punjab. You must retract it. Or I will have you banned by Allat for whom I do many sexual favours, legal and illegal. 

    Skirt talk or mini skirt talk is no porn to me whatsoever. Smiley
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    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Mount A Bison
     Reply #82 - January 29, 2011, 07:02 PM
    Quote from: muddy on January 29, 2011, 06:02 PM
    Mount A Bison - A live living porn.
                                                   - Muddy


    No later than I beheld the name of this thread, created by my mentor and archenemy, I knew the inevitable: the game to summarize Mount a Bison in one sentence will begin...

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
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