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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #30 - February 12, 2011, 10:13 PM
    yikes - good one ...

    Huh?
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #31 - February 12, 2011, 10:17 PM
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #32 - February 12, 2011, 11:16 PM
    Quote from: canex on February 12, 2011, 09:54 PM
    Alright you smart ass nerds! solve this one !
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #33 - February 12, 2011, 11:21 PM
    Ateapotist is right
    If the two triangles were perfect they would have an area of 32.5 squares, but the top one is 32 and the bottom 33
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #34 - February 12, 2011, 11:26 PM
    yes, exactly... They are not cutting the squares equally.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #35 - February 12, 2011, 11:42 PM
    Quote from: canex on February 12, 2011, 01:29 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    best one in this thread so far
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #36 - February 13, 2011, 12:40 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on February 12, 2011, 12:30 AM
    If you wanna be picky then you gotta ask why the method is even defining an Ephemeral object when it's not doing anything with it Tongue

    Cause I'm feeling geeky...

    Not really.
    Defining an object is "doing something".

    It runs the static constructor and the non-static constructor, either of which might contain code that "does something" Grin

    For example the constructor of class Armageddon() might contain the code to destroy the world :O
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #37 - February 13, 2011, 01:47 AM
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #38 - February 13, 2011, 01:50 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on February 13, 2011, 01:47 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Hahahaha ^_^

    That's most awesome!
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #39 - February 13, 2011, 01:55 AM
    An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
    The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
    "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #40 - February 13, 2011, 02:37 AM
    <3 infinite series
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #41 - February 13, 2011, 04:58 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on February 12, 2011, 08:52 PM
    They divided by a negative number

    All 4 numbers were negative. if you divide a negative number by negative, it would be positive. No need to change the > to <. But if they were canceling one negative sign on both sides, then they need to change it.
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #42 - February 13, 2011, 08:39 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on February 13, 2011, 01:55 AM
    An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
    The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint...
    "I understand", says the bartender - and pours two pints.

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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #43 - February 13, 2011, 08:46 AM
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #44 - February 13, 2011, 09:01 AM
    Also rather good.  Wink
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #45 - February 13, 2011, 10:48 AM
    Bad logic Kenan Tongue
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #46 - February 13, 2011, 11:04 AM
    Quote from: muddy on February 13, 2011, 04:58 AM
    All 4 numbers were negative. if you divide a negative number by negative, it would be positive. No need to change the > to <. But if they were canceling one negative sign on both sides, then they need to change it.

    they just wrote it in a confusing way

    what they did is:
    -7i > -21u
    -7i/(-7) < -21u/(-7)
    i < 3u
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #47 - February 13, 2011, 11:54 AM
    One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least amount of fence.
    The engineer made the fence in a circle and proclaimed that he had the most efficient design.
    The physicist made a long, straight line and proclaimed "We can assume the length is infinite..." and pointed out that fencing off half of the Earth was certainly a more efficient way to do it.
    The Mathematician just laughed at them. He built a tiny fence around himself and said "I declare myself to be on the outside."
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #48 - February 13, 2011, 12:24 PM
    There's a big calculus party, and all the functions are invited. ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend ex sulking in a corner.
    ln(x): "What's wrong ex?"
    ex: "I'm so lonely!"
    ln(x): "Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!"
    ex looks up and cries, "It won't make a difference!"





  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #49 - February 13, 2011, 11:19 PM
    ^ i dont get it :(
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #50 - February 13, 2011, 11:27 PM
    Quote from: serrated_colon on February 13, 2011, 12:24 PM
    There's a big calculus party, and all the functions are invited. ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend ex sulking in a corner.
    ln(x): "What's wrong ex?"
    ex: "I'm so lonely!"
    ln(x): "Well, you should go integrate yourself into the crowd!"
    ex looks up and cries, "It won't make a difference!"


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    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #51 - February 14, 2011, 06:08 PM
    Quote from: canex on February 13, 2011, 11:19 PM
    ^ i dont get it :(


    set f(t) = s (s is displacement, t is time)

    f'(t) = v(or velocity)

    f''(t) = a(acceleration)

    f'''(t) = jerk

    set x = f(t) and you should get the joke
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #52 - February 14, 2011, 06:13 PM
    Quote from: serrated_colon on February 14, 2011, 06:08 PM

    f'''(t) = jerk


    Huh?
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #53 - February 14, 2011, 06:19 PM
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #54 - February 15, 2011, 12:31 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on February 14, 2011, 06:13 PM
    Huh?


    that's what it's called. differentiate the function of acceleration and you get the 'jerk' of a said particle's movement.
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #55 - February 15, 2011, 03:31 PM
    I'll take your word for it.
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #56 - February 15, 2011, 06:09 PM
    Quote from: serrated_colon on February 15, 2011, 12:31 AM
    that's what it's called. differentiate the function of acceleration and you get the 'jerk' of a said particle's movement.

    dunno how you worked that out, but well done
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  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #57 - February 15, 2011, 06:25 PM
    i didn't work it out. that's what physicists call it :/
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #58 - February 15, 2011, 06:46 PM
    I think he means working the joke out...
  • Re: Math Joke (s)
     Reply #59 - September 19, 2012, 01:29 PM
    I came up with this one in my A-level days:

    And the ln(x) line said to the y-axis; 'CAN'T TOUCH THIS'.

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