@Blackdog. She's decent enough looking. The question of me taking her home to my folks is irrelevant since a kafir like me is forbidden to her as she is forbidden to me. If she was by some vanishingly tiny chance ignorant of such matters and took me home to meet her folks her dad would probably cut her throat.
Ah not white enough for you? Well they can't all please you now can they DH? Good thing too because God, we'd run out of women if that was the case!!!
But seriously DH, I think if she saw the inner you, the inner DH, the kind and caring DH, gentle like the sea breeze but without the foul stench and oil spillage... OK wait let me rework that.
The kind and gentle DH, that's into poetry and children, OK no that's not right either. Or maybe it is I just never saw you as the poetry reading type.
One more time, if she met the kind and gentle DH, lurking along highways, I mean hitchhiking, looking for a victim, I mean a Good Samaritan, carrying a bowling ball bag with unknown contents she would totally fall prey for you. I mean fall in love.
How could she not? I’m sure you’re one of the nicest and most charming guys out there!