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 Topic: Random Facts About Yourself

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  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #720 - November 20, 2011, 01:16 AM
    I worked as an intelligence analyst for the government for 3 years.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #721 - November 20, 2011, 01:18 AM
    I smoke menthol cigarettes.

    I have ginger sideburns.

    I got racial abuse for my colour - blue - by a Celtic supporter. He tried to punch me, but I'm Batman, and he's dead. Well, passed out, as he was drunk, and I didn't even touich him. wacko
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #722 - November 20, 2011, 01:22 AM
    I went to Yemen to study Arabic and Islamic Fiqh etc. I decided to come home after a month, flew back via Dubai, spent one day there and got laid.

    I went to Sharm El-Sheikh, and I got laid with an Egyptian girl, there was a waitress too who gave me her number, but she wasn't to my taste, so I didn't bother.

    I managed to accomplish this despite being with family.

    I made two friends, one called Muhammad, the other called Ahmed. Muhammad put hashish in the water pipe, and I passed out.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #723 - November 20, 2011, 01:25 AM
    Umm, this is supposed to be the random facts thread, not the random any old shit you can pull out of your arse. Grin
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #724 - November 20, 2011, 01:27 AM
    On my first day at mosque for Arabic, I was 6 years old -  I jumped into the classroom and shouted "HAMZAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"  (my name) I finished the Qur'an in Arabic in my first year. When it was time for Salah, the teacher went up to lead prayer, and never once, in 5 years even suggested we join the salah. That's a Glaswegian Islamic school for ya.

    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #725 - November 20, 2011, 01:28 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 20, 2011, 01:25 AM
    Umm, this is supposed to be the random facts thread, not the random any old shit you can pull out of your arse. Grin


    All true...I'm afraid.  wacko
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #726 - November 20, 2011, 01:29 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 20, 2011, 01:25 AM
    Umm, this is supposed to be the random facts thread, not the random any old shit you can pull out of your arse. Grin

    Hey we never even agreed upon what constitutes a fact.Let's not go there.

    I don't know how to eat a mango.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #727 - November 20, 2011, 01:32 AM
    Quote
    I don't know how to eat a mango


    Basically, you need to give it oral.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #728 - November 20, 2011, 01:35 AM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 20, 2011, 01:29 AM
    Hey we never even agreed upon what constitutes a fact.Let's not go there.

    Grin Yeah I was waiting for that.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #729 - November 20, 2011, 01:39 AM
    Facts? In the world of intelligence, all sources are graded A-E, rating relevance and then 1-5 rating reliability.

    If we had the intelligence of the Iraq WMD, we done an exercise based on some of it, and it resulted it in being E3, not even enough to warrant an investigation.

    I checked up on everyone I went to school with, but it's illegal for me to say anything further.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #730 - November 20, 2011, 03:11 AM

    I think all of Posthuman's random facts about himself seem very random and very fact like. Not the least bit like something a person would pull out their rectum.  There is the penis draining part that was mildly amusing to say the least.

    I like the world of intelligence rating scale. I think I'll make my own scale something like that for the drug trafficing info I collect on my neighbrs.

    It's so funny. They can't wait for me to be back to work full time again,
    If at first you succeed...try something harder.

    Failing isn't falling down. Failing is not getting back up again.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #731 - November 20, 2011, 03:26 AM
    Quote
    There is the penis draining part that was mildly amusing to say the least.


    Yeah people always laugh at mine. Undecided
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #732 - November 20, 2011, 06:12 AM
    random fact.  My great great uncle was General Herman Haupt.

    http://www.civilwarinteractive.com/Biographies/BiosHermanHaupt.htm
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #733 - November 20, 2011, 06:15 AM
    Hey good one. sounds like an interesting bloke.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #734 - November 20, 2011, 06:16 AM
    I like to collect books.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #735 - November 20, 2011, 08:49 AM
    i like sex.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #736 - November 20, 2011, 08:53 AM
    i just received a random email from a friend in kuwait i haven't talked to in months. i love when that happens.

    and i love her <3
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #737 - November 20, 2011, 09:44 AM
    I can run really really fast
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #738 - November 20, 2011, 10:05 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 19, 2011, 11:46 PM
    Yes you were. Can't fool me. Tongue

    The exclamation mark at the end is a dead give away.


    the exclamation mark is to show astonishment at my own stupidity at the time.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #739 - November 20, 2011, 10:08 AM
    I like to take naps on the bus
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #740 - November 20, 2011, 10:20 AM
    Two hands
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #741 - November 20, 2011, 11:06 AM
    When I find a song I like I play it over and over until I have killed it. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #742 - November 20, 2011, 12:20 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 20, 2011, 11:06 AM
    When I find a song I like I play it over and over until I have killed it. 

  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #743 - November 20, 2011, 01:43 PM
    I'm having boiled eggs.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #744 - November 20, 2011, 05:01 PM
    I hate redbull
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #745 - November 20, 2011, 05:04 PM
    Quote from: posthuman on November 20, 2011, 01:43 PM
    I'm having boiled eggs.

    Was that with or without the obligatory Marmite soldiers?
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #746 - November 20, 2011, 05:35 PM
    I am 50 percent Magyar!   grin12
    *thats the other half oz LOL*

    All Hail Attila the Hun!  WOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #747 - November 20, 2011, 06:16 PM
    I post things in the wrong section.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #748 - November 20, 2011, 08:03 PM
    I just made made and baked this apple, raspberry, blackberry and blueberry crumble

    Attached image is missing * crumble.jpg (94.86 KB, 604x453 - viewed 316 times.)
  • Re: Random Facts About Yourself
     Reply #749 - November 20, 2011, 08:07 PM
    Looks like you made a pie out of aborted foetuses. Not surprised, atheists eat babies. Give me some, with some custard made from breast milk.

    Looks nice.
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
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