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  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #90 - March 11, 2013, 12:40 PM
    ^ Cheesy It's him again!

    Quote from: sabby on March 04, 2013, 11:33 PM
    This is some funny shit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gPrmcQ_xgY

    How do I embed :/

    Men don't love many women at once. Fucking =/= love. Men get a bunch of houris, plus their earthly wife and women get the dude they may or may not have been forced to marry on earth. Sounds good Afro

    What does the wife do while hubby is boning his celestial sex robots? 

    Happymurtad, how exactly does this houri business work? 
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #91 - March 11, 2013, 12:52 PM
    "What does the wife do while hubby is boning his celestial sex robots? "

    Recording it on camera and breaking a finger nail while masturbating hard.

  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #92 - March 11, 2013, 01:37 PM
    BANG BANG its dawah time.

    Banging 72 houris with the sexual power of 100 men all day long.. surely it would get boring after a few thousand years. This heaven of Allah might have appealed to Mo's barbaric soldiers, but what intellectual stimulation is there... I think nothing after death being at peace sounds so much better then being Allah's toy boy banging his houris forever... and i think ever hahaa
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #93 - March 11, 2013, 01:38 PM
    I may or may not be drunk right now  dance
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #94 - March 11, 2013, 03:43 PM
    Drop your bottle of Rakija and get some sleep :p
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #95 - March 11, 2013, 09:26 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on March 11, 2013, 12:40 PM
    ^ Cheesy It's him again!
    Men don't love many women at once.

    What does the wife do while hubby is boning his celestial sex robots? 

    Happymurtad, how exactly does this houri business work? 



    Essentially, the wife gets to be the woman in this video (extra murtad points if you can name the movie!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjOB4qy4zo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #96 - March 11, 2013, 10:05 PM
    Enter the Dragon!

    "Bullshit Mr Han man! Man you come straight out of a comic book! Been practicing huh!?"
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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #97 - March 11, 2013, 10:11 PM
    Ah, Pepe my man, you just made my day!
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #98 - March 11, 2013, 10:14 PM
    HM I had lines from that movie memorized since I was a kid lol.

    "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin temple" :p
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    Believe in yourself
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    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
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    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #99 - March 11, 2013, 10:21 PM
    Lol..same here dude!  "when you arrive at the city, pay your respects to your sister and your mother" "I will ole man"
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #100 - March 11, 2013, 10:28 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 11, 2013, 09:26 PM
    Essentially, the wife gets to be the woman in this video (extra murtad points if you can name the movie!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjOB4qy4zo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

     interesting  movie  happymurtad .. Amazing how time changes.. any ways ..  you know what happens to Jim kelly in that movie after that girl line up??  here   watch it..

    And good to here Jim kelly in 21st century..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEw-OfWgrY8&NR=1

    Indeed Bruces and kellys changed this planet....
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #101 - March 12, 2013, 01:27 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on March 11, 2013, 09:26 PM
    Essentially, the wife gets to be the woman in this video (extra murtad points if you can name the movie!)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRjOB4qy4zo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    LOL. No idea what film that is. Too old Tongue Besides, a man in paradise will have a never ending erection and the sexual prowess of 10 men so he won't get tired  grin12
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #102 - March 12, 2013, 02:24 PM
    Funniest, best crazy Muslims video of all time

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&client=mv-google&v=JGqs9gSnJho&feature=youtu.be&nomobile=1

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #103 - March 12, 2013, 03:54 PM
    lmaooooooooooo________________________________________Egyptian Arabic is the best!  Taking his shoe off when he is supposed to be a man of God lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    I need to forward this immediately!
    Oh my Christopher Hitchens its a fihrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #104 - March 12, 2013, 03:55 PM
    Enter The Dragon no one is too young or old for that movie its Bruce Lee!   Whataaaaaaaaaaaa!  although my fav is fist of fury
    Oh my Christopher Hitchens its a fihrrrrrrrrrrrr
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #105 - March 12, 2013, 05:01 PM
    Nice find billy. The Egyptian Arabic does make it even more entertaining!
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #106 - March 13, 2013, 02:55 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy "Zio-Western" and "Anglo-Torah" WTF? And the whole shoe thing, LOL.
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #107 - April 16, 2013, 10:45 PM
    Quote from: Xiis on March 12, 2013, 03:55 PM
    Enter The Dragon no one is too young or old for that movie its Bruce Lee!   Whataaaaaaaaaaaa!  although my fav is fist of fury


    Fist of Fury? Is that the World Wanking Championship?  whistling2
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #108 - April 16, 2013, 10:46 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on March 13, 2013, 02:55 AM
    Cheesy Cheesy "Zio-Western" and "Anglo-Torah" WTF? And the whole shoe thing, LOL.


    "You will feel the sharpness of my tongue!"

    Steady on Sheikh, it isn't THAT type of show!
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #109 - April 17, 2013, 04:02 AM
    Quote from: billy on March 12, 2013, 02:24 PM
    Funniest, best crazy Muslims video of all time

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&client=mv-google&v=JGqs9gSnJho&feature=youtu.be&nomobile=1



    Laugh of the week Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Islam=how to look like you're on drugs even when you're not. Lol at the way the host was hugging and patting him.
     Afro Afro Afro Afro to the other man for using the shoe incident against him.

    LMFAO

    Why are shoes so offensive in Arab culture? Seriously, the worst thing you can insult them by is "son of a shoe". It's so offensive. WHY Cheesy

    Just showed my dad the vid. He was nodding while the guy was saying women shouldn't be in govt. lol and *facepalm*
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #110 - April 17, 2013, 05:05 AM
    Quote from: billy on March 12, 2013, 02:24 PM
    Funniest, best crazy Muslims video of all time

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&client=mv-google&v=JGqs9gSnJho&feature=youtu.be&nomobile=1




    Comedy gold!!! 

    Yeah, the whole shoe episode just goes to show how thin skinned Muslims are that they cannot accommodate opposing viewpoints and when the other party won't agree with them, they throw a hissy fit and threaten to throw shoes!
    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #111 - April 17, 2013, 06:51 AM



    "you have no soles!! want?"



    can't Cheesy breath

    captions???

    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #112 - April 17, 2013, 08:54 AM
    "Son of a shoe" Cheesy Cheesy I've never heard that one before. I can't stop laughing now! It makes no sense. What is the actual phrase in Arabic? Ya ibn-al-gizma! LOL.
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #113 - April 17, 2013, 02:26 PM
    Ibnal Na3al!!!!

    or when they're really mad. Ibnal Ibnal!!!! "son of son of!!!"  Cheesy

    or when they are so mad they just call you a shoe. YA QANDARAH!!!!! 
    Quote from: ZooBear 

    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #114 - April 18, 2013, 12:40 AM
    Cheesy Too funny. In Somali, "eat your dad!" is a common insult, but it doesn't sound as ridiculous in Somali for some reason lol.
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #115 - April 25, 2013, 03:46 AM
    These are the crazy muslims I would actually want to party with! lol For those who understand punjabi listen to what he says around 1:32. he repeats it again by the way.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hROhyeQx6-E

    OMG 5:20!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Believe in yourself
    -------------------
    Strike me down and I'll just become another nail in your coffin
    -------------------
    There's such a thing as sheep in wolfs clothing... religious fanatics
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #116 - June 17, 2013, 08:04 PM
    Quote from: Jila on April 17, 2013, 06:51 AM
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    "you have no soles!! want?"

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    can't Cheesy breath

    captions???




    "you have no soles!! want?"



    can't Cheesy breath

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    "you have no soles!! want?"



    can't Cheesy breath

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    [/quote]BONG!! Headlines today! "The Saudi Team gets into training for the International Welly Wanging Tournament. BONG!!!
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #117 - June 17, 2013, 08:06 PM
    Quote from: Jila on April 17, 2013, 06:51 AM
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    "you have no soles!! want?"

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    can't Cheesy breath

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     BONG! Shoe bomber misunderstands instructions from latest edition of Inspire magazine
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #118 - June 17, 2013, 08:08 PM
    Quote from: Jila on April 17, 2013, 06:51 AM
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    "you have no soles!! want?"

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    can't Cheesy breath

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    "I said a UK size 9 you idiot"
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • Videos of crazy muslims
     Reply #119 - June 17, 2013, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: Jila on April 17, 2013, 06:51 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

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    "you have no soles!! want?"

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    can't Cheesy breath

    captions???



    BONG! "Man expresses his dissatisfaction with cobbler's work!" BONG!
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
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