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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #210 - August 01, 2011, 06:53 PM
    Ohhhh. *is blonde*
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #211 - August 01, 2011, 07:46 PM
    FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!  I'm being forced to donate money to help build a fuckin mosque in Pakistan! finmad

    I have to weasel myself out of this one somehow.
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #212 - August 01, 2011, 07:46 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on August 01, 2011, 06:32 PM
    So in addition to fasting, the 5 regular prayers and taraweeh, my dad now expects me to spend all the time between asr and maghrib at the mosque getting food out and shit for iftar, starting tomorrow. I hate this month.


    Oh yeah man. I was forced to go pick up food for them and when I come back home they tell me they forget they also wanted some other food so then I go all the way back to the grocery store... it's ok because I broke my fast there since they couldn't see me MWUAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!Everyone was looking at me all funny as I pounded that bag of chips... ahhh best chips I've had in my life.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #213 - August 01, 2011, 07:49 PM
    IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

    Terra reh-taaa, terrra-ratta ta
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #214 - August 01, 2011, 07:53 PM
    Is it really?! Already?! Man but I had just started.. annoying you   Cheesy
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #215 - August 01, 2011, 08:07 PM
    Ooh zaiba, your avatar is nice... Mmmmmmmm...

    The movement I've just had in my pants, thanks to your avatar, has made all my efforts today pointless...and with only 8 minutes to go, that's such a shame....

    Oh well, I'll try again tomorrow.
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #216 - August 01, 2011, 08:13 PM
     whistling2

    Oh noooooo  mysmilie_977 I tried so hard to help you keep your fast ... hoping you wouldn't want to do it all over again .. damn it.  lipsrsealed
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #217 - August 01, 2011, 08:17 PM
    Quote from: musivore on August 01, 2011, 08:07 PM
    Ooh zaiba, your avatar is nice... Mmmmmmmm...

    The movement I've just had in my pants, thanks to your avatar, has made all my efforts today pointless...and with only 8 minutes to go, that's such a shame....

    Oh well, I'll try again tomorrow.



     Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #218 - August 01, 2011, 08:33 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on August 01, 2011, 06:45 PM
    Actually i was thinking that you should turn the mosque into a strip club, silly Tongue


    Funny you should say that, as a mosque near my uni is right next to a strip club. Needless to say
    you know where the imams are going after taraweeh  Tongue   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #219 - August 01, 2011, 08:51 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on August 01, 2011, 12:13 PM
    Cheesy

    I used to do that, in my teen years when in the back of my head I was still a muslim but I raved, drank etc.

    I was smoking as I walked down the road, bumped into my dad (since my childrens home was not far from my parents at that time, temporary thing), who looked at me with horror and said, its not even that you are smoking that makes me so angry now, but that its ramadan.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy




     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Most win story ever. My grandmother came in thinking I was crazy I was lolling so loud.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #220 - August 01, 2011, 08:55 PM
    Firstly fasting is mad easy no probs.

    Secondly is it bad taste for me to mention the fact that I'm currently enjoying a delicious peach and a glass of milk?  grin12
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #221 - August 01, 2011, 08:57 PM
    It is night now, so what's the prob? Wink
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #222 - August 01, 2011, 09:00 PM
    It's not night yet in Americas.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #223 - August 01, 2011, 09:02 PM
    Sorry..... Cheesy
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #224 - August 01, 2011, 09:03 PM
    Quote from: asbdsp#J on August 01, 2011, 09:00 PM
    It's not night yet in Americas.

    Yeah, but you'll only be pissing, like, two people off... if you'd done it earlier you'd have pissed everyone off. *srsnod*
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #225 - August 01, 2011, 09:06 PM
    I.cant.move.now.

    I
    Fucking
    Stuffed
    Myself
     dance
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #226 - August 01, 2011, 09:08 PM
    LOL what did you have?!

    Come on make me hungry .. i haven't had anything since breakfast LOOOOL! oh and that twister  whistling2
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #227 - August 01, 2011, 09:09 PM
    Quote from: thinker on August 01, 2011, 08:33 PM
    Funny you should say that, as a mosque near my uni is right next to a strip club. Needless to say
    you know where the imams are going after taraweeh  Tongue   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Are you serious?
    I don't know why I never cease to be surprised, I should know by now.
    Where I lived for many years the guys would go and pork themselves at these massive Ramadan buffets, go pray,or not, and then go and spend the night hanging out in the karaokes with Chinese ladies of the night.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #228 - August 01, 2011, 09:25 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 01, 2011, 09:08 PM
    LOL what did you have?!
    Come on make me hungry .. i haven't had anything since breakfast LOOOOL! oh and that twister  whistling2


    A feast fit for an Indian Prince. Onion bhaji's, Samosa's, Shami Kebabs, Chicken Karai with Sweet Rice. My wife went all out (with a little help from me), so I'm really glad I wasn't faking the fasting bit.

    Tbh, I stuffed myself so quickly in the first minute that I couldn't really eat anything after that. Plus, I think my stomach has shrunk already, so as hard as I tried, I just couldn't get anything in.
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #229 - August 01, 2011, 09:39 PM
    very happy to read this thread, today because of start of ramadan I feel very lonely because it brings so many memories of living with my husband and now living alone is hard. Normally I forget about it, but now... somehow I feel rejected from the group I used to belong too, even though I don't want to belong there anymore... weird isn't it. Is anyone else here dealing with the same?

    But today I ate and ate all during the day, as some kind of weird protest, I ate lots of pork even. I feel for you guys who have to fast because of family... Thanks for making me laugh!
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #230 - August 01, 2011, 09:41 PM
    Quote from: musivore on August 01, 2011, 09:25 PM
    A feast fit for an Indian Prince. Onion bhaji's, Samosa's, Shami Kebabs, Chicken Karai with Sweet Rice. My wife went all out (with a little help from me), so I'm really glad I wasn't faking the fasting bit.

    Tbh, I stuffed myself so quickly in the first minute that I couldn't really eat anything after that. Plus, I think my stomach has shrunk already, so as hard as I tried, I just couldn't get anything in.


    That's too much food for my liking vomit  LOL i'm feeling sick just reading all that Tongue

    I kid, I'm sure you had a great feast. Afro .. gonna do it all over again tomorrow?  whistling2

  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #231 - August 01, 2011, 09:43 PM
    Quote from: Azuremist on August 01, 2011, 09:09 PM
    Are you serious?
    I don't know why I never cease to be surprised, I should know by now.
    Where I lived for many years the guys would go and pork themselves at these massive Ramadan buffets, go pray,or not, and then go and spend the night hanging out in the karaokes with Chinese ladies of the night.


    yh its true.
    No supprise there a lot of people are like that, leading the double life as usual lol
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  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #232 - August 01, 2011, 09:45 PM
    Hey Petals  far away hug

    Are you wondering if any of us have been alienated from the Muslim groups we may have belonged to? if so, I think a few people here have gone through exactly that..
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #233 - August 01, 2011, 09:48 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on August 01, 2011, 09:41 PM
    That's too much food for my liking vomit  LOL i'm feeling sick just reading all that Tongue

    I kid, I'm sure you had a great feast. Afro .. gonna do it all over again tomorrow?  whistling2


    Undecided. May relax the rules a little if I do. One cig and two teas is a fast of sorts? Surely the Merciful Allah would allow me that?
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #234 - August 01, 2011, 09:50 PM

    Quote from: musivore on August 01, 2011, 09:48 PM
    Undecided. May relax the rules a little if I do. One cig and two teas is a fast of sorts? Surely the Merciful Allah would allow me that?


    Oh no no no, Islam is submission, full on submission, no lee ways Tongue


    I have a confession to make about Ramadan ..

    The fact that I've been fasting for almost 10 years, with my own choice, with the whole energy, the whole muslimah role. And because of that, this year I just feel so extremely nostalgic, I wish I could just be a pretend muslim for a month, and take part in all of it again. I feel so stupid saying that cause as much as I know some of you probably think I'm stupid to want that as others have no choice but to fast (with the exception of Musivore, who is just a weirdo Tongue) .. I wouldn't quite mind going through the whole Ramadan ordeal. Saying that I probably wouldn't be able to pull it off, cause I don't want to just fast, I want to believe in it, like I used to. I want to believe that it would gain me Jannah points, I wanna feel a sense of pride going to the mosque and being part of the Ummah. And well I'm never going to feel that ever. Cry

    Damn I suck. Why would I want that? I wish I didn't but I really do. Okay LOL I'm going to shut up now .. lipsrsealed
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #235 - August 01, 2011, 09:58 PM
    Awww...you miss the belonging, the spirituality of it all, and the unique feelings that only a month of pious, voluntary starvation can invoke. That's perfectly understandable.
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #236 - August 01, 2011, 10:01 PM
    yeah musivore, of course maybe a bit of a stupid question anyway... I guess most of us feel the same...
    Well what I wanted to describe was what Zaiba did a couple of posts later, this exact feeling I have also. I am still working with muslim students as I am a teacher to foreigners here in Holland and everybody running home to iftar and me not.. but probably when they would invite me now I couldn't do it.
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #237 - August 01, 2011, 10:05 PM
    Quote from: musivore on August 01, 2011, 09:58 PM
    Awww...you miss the belonging, the spirituality of it all, and the unique feelings that only a month of pious, voluntary starvation can invoke. That's perfectly understandable.


    Don't patronise me ! Tongue

    LOL yes, that's what I miss indeed, but I feel stupid for feeling that cause I want to feel it purely not just fake it and play along, which I can happily do. wacko
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #238 - August 01, 2011, 10:27 PM
    Quote from: petals on August 01, 2011, 10:01 PM
    yeah musivore, of course maybe a bit of a stupid question anyway... I guess most of us feel the same...
    Well what I wanted to describe was what Zaiba did a couple of posts later, this exact feeling I have also. I am still working with muslim students as I am a teacher to foreigners here in Holland and everybody running home to iftar and me not.. but probably when they would invite me now I couldn't do it.


    Oh, I see... Listen, it may not be the same, but if you'd like to be with a group of people where you'll always feel welcome, and where you'll find very like-minded people, who will gladly share their stories, their pain, their triumphs, their advice and their laughter with you; then pop into this forum more often? Even if it is only whenever you get the iftar blues?
    Hi
  • Re: The Ramadan 2011 thread
     Reply #239 - August 01, 2011, 10:40 PM
    ramadan mubarak 2u too  Wink
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