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 Topic: Your Funeral

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  • Your Funeral
     Reply #60 - January 17, 2013, 09:01 PM
    We'll give you a fitting tribute, nes. Bagpipes and all. far away hug
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #61 - January 17, 2013, 09:06 PM
    I love bagpipes - ever listened to them played up close a whole band? Rumbles in your soul man, makes you think you've got Scottish ancestry even if you come from Timbuktoo grin12
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Your Funeral
     Reply #62 - January 17, 2013, 09:14 PM
    I used to work for a military affiliated academy in the UAE and on their graduation day they had a live bagpipe band. I am like 1/16 Irish, so maybe there's some Scottish in there too. "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM! Alba gu brath!!"
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #63 - January 17, 2013, 09:16 PM
    haha brilliant  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Your Funeral
     Reply #64 - January 17, 2013, 09:32 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on January 17, 2013, 09:01 PM
    We'll give you a fitting tribute, nes. Bagpipes and all. far away hug


    i'd love that.. thanks happymurtad  far away hug
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #65 - January 18, 2013, 12:46 AM
    I know I'd like my organs donated but I have no idea what to do with myself after that. Part of me doesn't give a shit 'cos I'll be like dead but at the same time I'm turned off by cremation (being burnt!), and being buried (being eaten by maggots!) so…
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #66 - January 18, 2013, 01:13 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on January 18, 2013, 12:46 AM
    I know I'd like my organs donated but I have no idea what to do with myself after that. Part of me doesn't give a shit 'cos I'll be like dead but at the same time I'm turned off by cremation (being burnt!), and being buried (being eaten by maggots!) so…


    So what you're saying is that you want to be the next communist dictator?
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #67 - January 18, 2013, 01:42 PM
     IF I FAIL THIS EXAM I WOULD LIKE MY INEVITABLE FUNERAL TO BE A SIMPLE AFFAIR OKAY. I want my hearse to arrive to 'There is a light that never goes out' by The Smiths and afterward there will be McDonalds' apple pies and Rose for your enjoyment.
    "The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline toward the religion of solitude."


    "i used to steal my sisters barbies so i could take their clothes off and perv on them" - prince spinoza
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #68 - January 18, 2013, 03:12 PM
    Quote from: happymurtad on January 18, 2013, 01:13 PM
    So what you're saying is that you want to be the next communist dictator?

    What?Cheesy How did you come to that conclusion?
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #69 - January 18, 2013, 03:44 PM
    bagpipes are the only instrument allowed in my funeral.  I even have a set hanging by my front door, lest anyone should forget.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzG_J7RCGS0

    funerals are nice but i do have visions of going out of this world sorta like Christopher McCandless
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #70 - January 18, 2013, 03:53 PM
    Quote from: Al-Alethia on January 18, 2013, 03:12 PM
    What?Cheesy How did you come to that conclusion?


    They all seemed to have this thing against being buried or cremated too:





  • Your Funeral
     Reply #71 - January 18, 2013, 03:56 PM
    Quote from: tabularasa on January 18, 2013, 03:44 PM
    bagpipes are the only instrument allowed in my funeral.  I even have a set hanging by my front door, lest anyone should forget.


    So between me, you, Nesrin, and Billy, I think the CEMB needs to invest in a set of bagpipes...and train Osmanthus and yeez to learn how to play them.  Cheesy
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #72 - January 18, 2013, 04:21 PM
    Quote from: billy on January 17, 2013, 09:06 PM
    I love bagpipes - ever listened to them played up close a whole band? Rumbles in your soul man, makes you think you've got Scottish ancestry even if you come from Timbuktoo grin12


    yes I have billy, but how about hearing an entire field of bands playing the same song at the same time.  hold on, let me go find that video that I took at Highland Games, it's wicked cool.

    happymurtad, I volunteer my 6 year old daughter as lead piper, she 1) already has her own set and and 2) she refuses to wear any shoes other than combat boots....3) she's a diehard dropkick murphy's fan.  trust me, she's perfect.  LOL.  born for the job.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #73 - January 18, 2013, 04:21 PM
    Eww, I wouldn't want my corpse to be out on display either. Talk about gross! I'd love to just disappear. Poof! 
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #74 - January 18, 2013, 04:35 PM
    Quote from: tabularasa on January 18, 2013, 04:21 PM

    happymurtad, I volunteer my 6 year old daughter as lead piper, she 1) already has her own set and and 2) she refuses to wear any shoes other than combat boots....3) she's a diehard dropkick murphy's fan.  trust me, she's perfect.  LOL.  born for the job.


    lol..You're awesome and your daughter is my new hero. Afro
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #75 - January 18, 2013, 05:52 PM
    Quote
    lol..You're awesome and your daughter is my new hero


    ha ha, thanks, my daughter's my hero too.  however she's just naturally awesome.  me?  i have to try really hard at it.  example: she'll hear bagpipes and start slam dancing and screaming "SCOTLLLLAND!!!".  what's funny is no one even taught her to do that.  surely she's reincarnated.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #76 - January 18, 2013, 06:34 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy LOL! Hilarious! That is so awesome.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #77 - January 18, 2013, 06:37 PM
    Here's to your daughter!  Afro
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsTcVoJ5E0
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #78 - January 18, 2013, 08:46 PM
    HAH!  this video drove her NUTS!  lol, she loved it!  thanks!
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #79 - January 18, 2013, 10:48 PM
    Edinburgh is a really special city - if you ever get a chance to visit you must go
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Your Funeral
     Reply #80 - January 18, 2013, 10:51 PM
    Quote from: Rendezvous on January 18, 2013, 01:42 PM
    IF I FAIL THIS EXAM I WOULD LIKE MY INEVITABLE FUNERAL TO BE A SIMPLE AFFAIR OKAY. I want my hearse to arrive to 'There is a light that never goes out' by The Smiths and afterward there will be McDonalds' apple pies and Rose for your enjoyment.

    Jesus, if you won't live a dignified life, at least die with some dignity.
    *Stuffs face with McDees apple pie in the corner*
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Your Funeral
     Reply #81 - January 19, 2013, 03:59 AM
    Billy, it's the 1st place I'm headed should the funds magically manifest.  lol. 
    And my first stop will be the Vaults...I'm doing that town from bottom to top.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #82 - January 20, 2013, 06:12 AM
    I would like to be buried in a Marked grave (so that my loved ones can actually visit me if they wished) in the infidel cemetery with a tomb stone that says (Here lies Iman, a beloved mother, wife, a happy X Saudi and X Muslim).
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #83 - January 23, 2013, 10:27 PM
    When I die I want to donate my skull to the Royal Shakespeare company to play as Yorick.
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Your Funeral
     Reply #84 - January 23, 2013, 10:43 PM
    Someone already did it. In the David Tennant RSC production they used a real mans skull who had donated it to them. Apparently Tennant was the first actor to use it as others had been freaked out by it. BBC filmed the version

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVxhnY_qz-A

    Lots of clips on youtube of Tennants Hamlet. Really special performance.
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Your Funeral
     Reply #85 - January 23, 2013, 11:31 PM
    I wanna be cremated.
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #86 - January 24, 2013, 01:06 AM
    Quote from: Abood on January 23, 2013, 11:31 PM
    I wanna be cremated.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-EKcjpEIGo
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #87 - January 24, 2013, 06:52 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 17, 2011, 10:55 AM
    I want to be buried live on CEMB so you can all slowly watch me burn.  I am sure it would even give a few of you satisfaction, but that's ok, cos me and my African ghost will be coming after you once the funeral is over.

    No seriously, I have no idea.  Burn me, if I have the money turn me into a diamond, if the future is here turn me into a cyborg, upload my brain onto the internetz so that I can stalk prince until he dies.

    I will be dead, I don't think I care.


    great post and I agree. Those left behind with the memories of you are the ones that will care. I just had a cousin and his wife bury their young son. It's beyond devastating.
    "In every religion there is love, yet love has no religion"

    "The intellectual runs away, afraid of drowning; the whole business of love is to drown in the sea." - Rumi
  • Your Funeral
     Reply #88 - January 24, 2013, 09:26 AM
    Quote from: billy on January 23, 2013, 10:43 PM
    Someone already did it. In the David Tennant RSC production they used a real mans skull who had donated it to them. Apparently Tennant was the first actor to use it as others had been freaked out by it. BBC filmed the version

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVxhnY_qz-A

    Lots of clips on youtube of Tennants Hamlet. Really special performance.

    Haaa, no way and here I thought I was being all original and shiiiii. I don't mind not being the first to do it as long as I get Tennant to hold my skull like that  001_wub
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

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  • Your Funeral
     Reply #89 - January 24, 2013, 02:30 PM
    If I could have any funeral I wanted, I'd want something like a Tibetan sky burial (don't google it if you've got a weak stomach). Give my body back to nature.

    Quote from: nesrin on January 17, 2013, 03:44 AM
    i'm gonna take Neil Tyson deGrasse advice Smiley

    ""i would request that my body, in death, be buried, not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned to the earth, so that flora and fauna can dine upon it, just as i have dined upon flora and fauna throughout my life.""

    ^ Like that, but not buried. Just leave my body somewhere on the Serengeti, a Tibetan mountain top, or in wolf territory.
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
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