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  • The English Premier League thread
     OP - August 12, 2011, 02:18 PM
    It seems not even some of the biggest riots in England in living memory have managed to halt the start of the new Premier League season which kicks off tomorrow. Please use this thread to discuss all things football relating to the EPL including involvement of EPL clubs in European competition.

    I personally think it's going to a grrrrrrrrreat season  grin12

    Before we get stuck in, since this is an English football thread, the mods have asked me to at least lay a few ground rules so things don't escalate beyond friendly banter (they haven't really) and unfortunately this was beyond my control.

    I will only actually have a couple of rules:

    1) If you are a spuds fan you must pass an IQ test before you are allowed to post in this thread. Please take it here and report back your results:

    http://www.iqtest.com/

    If you score above 20 you will be allowed to post in this thread

    2) Yanks and Canucks, please refrain from leaving stupid comments on our thread. Otherwise we shall teach you a lesson you will never forget.



    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #1 - August 12, 2011, 02:23 PM
    Cesc and Nasri not in the Arsenal squad tomorrow - we all know what that means. I knew cesc was gonna go and that one was ok by me - he's a Barca boy afterall. But then selling our second best player to a rival club? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know his contract runs out at the end of the season and he will then leave for free, so it makes sense to sell him and get 20 odd mill. but the point is we should have never have let it reach this position - we should have had his contract sorted at the beginning of last season - but no doubt Arsenal were being cheapskates over his contract - and that's why he didn't sign. i'm not even sure what kind of contract he was offered at the time
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #2 - August 12, 2011, 02:26 PM
    I can't believe that Chelsea aren't going after Nasri (again!). We're gonna be stuck with Modric. '-_- I know Nasri usually plays wide for Arsenal, but he could be more useful than Modric in midfield I think.
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #3 - August 12, 2011, 02:28 PM
    if we sold nasri to chelsea or united, i'd stop watching football. i'm not kidding. i guess it's the upside of citeh having such a fat chequebook
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #4 - August 12, 2011, 02:39 PM
    I'm really disappointed by Chelsea's purchases... 3 kids... we've needed a creative midfielder and natural winger since... forever. And then they go and buy a 6th striker. What is the point if the first 5 are just going to have crappy service?
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #5 - August 12, 2011, 03:06 PM
    They shouldn't have cancelled the the Spurs game, it's just what Tottenham needs to bring people together and cheer things up.
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #6 - August 12, 2011, 03:07 PM
    ^Did you take the iq test?  whistling2
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #7 - August 12, 2011, 03:19 PM
    Very amusing.

    I was hoping to find an IQ test for Gooners and Pensioners but sadly there isn't one that covers "Neanderthal".
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #8 - August 12, 2011, 03:48 PM
    What is this ??

    Scholes leave  Cry Cry Cry

    but then it is not so bad Tongue

    Wesley Sneijder  ^_^

    Red army marches on ! Tongue
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #9 - August 12, 2011, 03:50 PM
    Oh wait, they pulled the plug on that deall

    we are fucked
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #10 - August 12, 2011, 03:52 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #11 - August 12, 2011, 03:58 PM
    OK guys let's look forward to a cracking season - and enjoy some great football.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIJ4rHPWsKs
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #12 - August 12, 2011, 03:59 PM
    Top 4/ bottom 3 predictions, people?
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #13 - August 12, 2011, 04:23 PM
    1. Man City
    2. Man Utd
    3. Some shit team from West London who wear blue.
    4. Spurs.
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #14 - August 12, 2011, 04:24 PM
    C'mon u Spurs!

  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #15 - August 12, 2011, 04:30 PM
    1 Arsenal
    2 Tot'num HS
    3 Man U
    4 Man Cy
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #16 - August 12, 2011, 04:33 PM
    I'd rather we were in a relegation battle than Arsenal top - anyhooo... aint gonna happen.
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #17 - August 12, 2011, 04:34 PM
    As for relegation - my prediction for the drop are:

    Wigan
    Norwich
    Swansea
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #18 - August 12, 2011, 04:39 PM
    Wenger's face.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9A1cONf3AI
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #19 - August 12, 2011, 04:45 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 12, 2011, 04:33 PM
    I'd rather we were in a relegation battle than Arsenal top - anyhooo... aint gonna happen.

    We will see....  Wink Anyway I agree with you for the bottom part, only I would put Norwich at the top...
    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #20 - August 12, 2011, 06:40 PM
    are you guys interested in a CEMB fantasy premier league?
    "Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."
    هذا من فضل جدي
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #21 - August 12, 2011, 06:43 PM
    yeahhhhhh, sounds like fun!
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #22 - August 12, 2011, 06:49 PM
    Hassan, I find it emabarssing to ask, but as caretaker of this thread I have to ask did you take the IQ test and what was the result?
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #23 - August 12, 2011, 06:53 PM
    Quote from: Blade Gunner on August 12, 2011, 06:49 PM
    Hassan, I find it emabarssing to ask, but as caretaker of this thread I have to ask did you take the IQ test and what was the result?


    I can take the IQ test - but then I'd have to shove it up your Arse - nal.
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #24 - August 12, 2011, 06:56 PM
    ^ Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    LOL that is the funniest joke about Arsenal I have heard! (I obviously haven't heard many)
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #25 - August 12, 2011, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: Kod on August 12, 2011, 03:50 PM
    Oh wait, they pulled the plug on that deall

    we are fucked

    We have wingers, so we buy another.

    We have defenders, so we buy another.

    We have a woefully inadequate central midfield, and do nothing about it for the third year in a row.

    Even allowing for the £70-million-a-year Glazer tax, Ferguson has no excuse. (Rather like Wenger.)
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #26 - August 12, 2011, 06:59 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on August 12, 2011, 06:53 PM
    I can take the IQ test - but then I'd have to shove it up your Arse - nal.


     grin12

    Quote from: Zaiba on August 12, 2011, 06:56 PM
    ^ Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    LOL that is the funniest joke about Arsenal I have heard! (I obviously haven't heard many)


    lol Zaiba, you make me chuckle
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #27 - August 12, 2011, 07:00 PM
    I do? 001_wub

    But seriously I'm a girly girl, and I should just show myself the exit from this rugged footy thread. (If anyone's interested I support Chelsea cause they're my local team, and I have no choice.)
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #28 - August 12, 2011, 07:02 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7w-36RNrWA
     Cheesy

    So eh whats the latest news from the transfer window =p?



    Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is our tiny planetary home. [carl sagan]
  • Re: The English Premier League thread
     Reply #29 - August 12, 2011, 07:05 PM
    This made my day.  dance

    "Dreaming? I'm not dreaming. I'm going to play here someday."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vddj0b5bsz4&feature=player_embedded
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