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 Topic: The Anti-Houri Club

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  • The Anti-Houri Club
     OP - September 17, 2011, 07:36 AM
    OK, before you start to say that I am jealous of these celestial creatures, who doesn't have the brains to choose the right person for themselves (I mean who wants be such a devoted lover of all those idiotic suicide bombers and jihadists who rapes and kills innocent people?) and doesn't have any self-respect, stop. I am not jealous of them. I hope you all know that human women are superior to the houris in every way. But wherever I go, I see excesive support and praises of the houris, as if we human women are worthless. Yes, you got that right. I hate them. I am sure there are many out there who feels the same way. So if you are one of them, feel free to join the club. What do we do here? Rant about them of course. It's not exactly that we all can sign petitions and send them to God (as if the sexist God would listen). These heavenly women are enough to make me lose my faith in God, which for some weird reason I can't seem to lose. But I think I am on my way there, though. And houri lovers, if possible, avoid this thread.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #1 - September 17, 2011, 07:43 AM
    Who wants a virgin when they can have someone experienced? Seriously.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #2 - September 17, 2011, 07:45 AM
    Exacto. I've never been with a virgin.

    And never wanted to.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #3 - September 17, 2011, 07:50 AM
    I thought men loved virgins. You know why? But of course, the inexperience is a drawback.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #4 - September 17, 2011, 08:04 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 07:50 AM
    I thought men loved virgins. You know why?

    Because they're insecure?
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #5 - September 17, 2011, 08:10 AM
    I think she meant because they're tight. Grin
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #6 - September 17, 2011, 08:13 AM
    Rigid with nerves more like.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #7 - September 17, 2011, 08:17 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 07:36 AM
    OK, before you start to say that I am jealous of these celestial creatures, who doesn't have the brains to choose the right person for themselves (I mean who wants be such a devoted lover of all those idiotic suicide bombers and jihadists who rapes and kills innocent people?) and doesn't have any self-respect, stop. I am not jealous of them. I hope you all know that human women are superior to the houris in every way. But wherever I go, I see excesive support and praises of the houris, as if we human women are worthless. Yes, you got that right. I hate them. I am sure there are many out there who feels the same way. So if you are one of them, feel free to join the club. What do we do here? Rant about them of course. It's not exactly that we all can sign petitions and send them to God (as if the sexist God would listen). These heavenly women are enough to make me lose my faith in God, which for some weird reason I can't seem to lose. But I think I am on my way there, though. And houri lovers, if possible, avoid this thread.


    No man here will able to resist them!

    Your actions are futile Wink
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #8 - September 17, 2011, 08:25 AM
    Quote from: Abood on September 17, 2011, 08:10 AM
    I think she meant because they're tight. Grin

    And I think for the hymen. Otherwise, why would the hymens of houris and human women of paradise be regenerative? I could be wrong though.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #9 - September 17, 2011, 08:40 AM
    I agree Gladfly. But what's the harm to try? Anyway, what's so attractive about the houris whom the human women will surpass? I have read at a website that huiman women in paradise will also radiate God's light like the houris and their spit will also turn the oceans of Earth sweet. Even God will say, when the houris lose in a challenge thrown at the human women by them, that the houris are the artificial flowers of paradise while the human women are the real ones. The human women will be made of roses of paradise and the residents of paradise will bow down to her, seeing her beauty. And there is one funny thing. The houris will give importance to the people that the human gives importance to and avoid those that the human women avoid. Copycats 001_tongue! Imagine what will happen if a human woman avoids her husband Wink? What more do you want?
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #10 - September 17, 2011, 08:47 AM
    It looks like you feel challenged by these imaginary beings?  Wink

    Just like men feel inadequate before muhammads perfection and his sexual prowess of thirty men Smiley

    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #11 - September 17, 2011, 09:16 AM
    Not really, I mentioned that before. I am still a Muslim, so they are not imaginary to me.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #12 - September 17, 2011, 09:22 AM
    I saw your ninja edit. Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #13 - September 17, 2011, 09:24 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 07:36 AM
    I hope you all know that human women are superior to the houris in every way.

    Racist. Tongue
    Honestly, though, the existence of houris was one of the main reasons for my apostasy. Nobody should be used as a sexual object, even if they're those... things. Whatever a houri's supposed to be.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #14 - September 17, 2011, 09:28 AM
    That's not racism, but a fact. Really does it sound like that Embarrassed? And yes, no one should be used as sex objects.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #15 - September 17, 2011, 09:30 AM
     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #16 - September 17, 2011, 09:31 AM
    Quote from: Abood on September 17, 2011, 09:22 AM
    I saw your ninja edit. Cheesy

    What's that supposed to mean?

  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #17 - September 17, 2011, 09:33 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 09:28 AM
    That's not racism, but a fact. Really does it sound like that Embarrassed? And yes, no one should be used as sex objects.

    I was only kidding - I agree with you, actually.
    Although the houris themselves, if they're allowed to be capable of such thought, might not see it like that. Grin
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #18 - September 17, 2011, 09:34 AM
    Quote
    A ninja edit is an change made to a published post or article (typically on a bulletin board) that preempts the first response made.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ninja%20edit
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #19 - September 17, 2011, 09:34 AM
    Quote from: Abood on September 17, 2011, 09:30 AM
    Cheesy

    OK, why am I being a laughing stock? Yes, I have edited my posts a few times, but I didn't hide anything. I think anyone can see my edits.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #20 - September 17, 2011, 09:36 AM
     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #21 - September 17, 2011, 09:41 AM
    OK Abood, I am a Bangladeshi and thus a non-native English speaker. In addition, I am not very well aware of forum jargons. That's not funny. Can you please explain everything clearly?
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #22 - September 17, 2011, 09:44 AM
    I'm sorry, I will stop laughi...

     Cheesy
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #23 - September 17, 2011, 09:46 AM
    No, just explain to me what did I do that was funny? I want a laugh too.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #24 - September 17, 2011, 10:36 AM
    Quote from: Rubaya on September 17, 2011, 07:50 AM
    I thought men loved virgins. You know why? But of course, the inexperience is a drawback.


    If she is hot and she wants dig in, why not?

    Quote from: Abood on September 17, 2011, 08:10 AM
    I think she meant because they're tight. Grin

     
    Which makes it better Grin
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #25 - September 17, 2011, 11:53 AM
    Abood has gone laughing mad! Toooo much dead philosophy im afraid! There is nothing can be done!
    Little Fly, Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

    I too dance and drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

    Therefore I am a happy fly,
    If I live or if I die.
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #26 - September 17, 2011, 02:15 PM
    Quote from: SunbulRocket on September 17, 2011, 09:24 AM
    Honestly, though, the existence of houris was one of the main reasons for my apostasy.


    You were aware of the existence of houris when you were twelve? More importantly, you'd already understood what objectification is and why it is a bad thing?

    Christ.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #27 - September 17, 2011, 02:17 PM
    ^I was ten, actually, when they first told me about houris.
    Twelve when I learnt about feminism and sexual objectification and misogyny.

    I don't understand why that's so shocking. >.<
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #28 - September 17, 2011, 02:17 PM
    At that age, I was still trying to figure out what the fuck was so sexy about women so pale that you could see their bone marrow.

    But fantasizing about it anyway.
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Anti-Houri Club
     Reply #29 - September 17, 2011, 02:19 PM
    That still squicks me out. Eww, bone marrow...
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